Chris has been arrested

[twee]

Is there any chance there'll be a press conference? Perhaps a televised trial? That would be golden.

 

[B’Elanna]

Do faggots still not know how to use youtube-dl? Why is the best copy available for the greatest moment in Christory a fucking screen recording of a YouTube steam.

because the gunt loves to strike shit

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Chris being locked up with females is his dream, the opposite is his nightmare. Some will get a sense of justice if he goes to male jail. Personally I think the lack of vidya and toys will be enough to make him break in jail.

He will be locked up with actual women who can’t escape or ignore him

 

[Law]

I fucking LOL'd when I saw Gender: Female next to that picture of an obviously retarded man.

So has the non-consensual lovequest taken him to a woman's prison?
I hope he doesn't rape anyone else.

 

[Professor Iris]

People seem to have forgotten this, but I'll just recap: Incest is a Class 5 Felony, punishable by:
- 1 to 10 years in prison (if convicted as a felony), and/or;
- 12 months in jail and a fine of $2500 (if treated as a misdemeanour.)

Virginia Criminal Law Basics: Felonies | Silis & Associates

We detail the different types of felony classes in Virginia in our blog, providing specifics of each class as well as information on the legal process for felony cases. Call Silis & Associates today to learn more!

www.silislaw.com

If Embezzlement happens to come to the fore (you know, when Chris wired $750 from his mother's savings to his bank account without permission and violated the PFO), that's a Class 4 Felony, punishable by:
- 2 to 10 years imprisonment AND a fine of up to $100,000.

Chris would be extremely lucky if he is not charged with this one, because that fine alone will completely destroy his household.

Also, if Barbara's dementia comes into consideration and Chris is found to have abused an elderly woman and raped her while she could not in sound mind give consent, well.
That's a minimum of LIFE IN PRISON, GOODBYE BLUE SKY.

Title 18.2. Crimes and Offenses Generally

law.lis.virginia.gov

(Note the part that says: (ii) through the use of the complaining witness's mental incapacity or physical helplessness; both of which apply to Barb.)

Adult exploitation is a Class 2 Misdemeanour. Chris basically necked himself by showing off his book to Null and demonstrating his intent to sexually exploit Barb.
Class 2 Misdemeanours are punishable by:
- Six months in jail, a fine of up to $1000, or both.

Virginia Misdemeanor Crimes by Class and Sentences

Virginia lawmakers classify misdemeanors as class 1, 2, 3, or 4.

www.criminaldefenselawyer.com

We don't as yet know the actual charges until the arraignment tomorrow, so I advised that you stock up on Tums and watch the Killstream tomorrow.
For sure, we know that Chris is charged with Incest. He should pray that is all that is headed his way, because as it stands, it's the second-least severe in terms of punishment, believe it or not.

Whew.

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

I can't wait to see Chris crawl to freedom through a sewer pipe like in Shawshank.

who will he be reuniting with on the beach?

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

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This meme is going to be posted 20 more times in this thread isn't it?

 

[bearrrrtooth]

All my normie friends are flipping their shit over this. This shit has trandsendened this hellhole. Fuck this I'm going to bed.

“TRIGGER WARNING IF YOUR READING ABOUT CHRIS CHAN” - my social feeds

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

If anyone is planning to call the jail, please at the very least record it so we don't have 20 fucking pages of speculation.

 

[Branman65]

even one of my trans friends agrees that chris is a dude lol

Kill him for being a tranny

 

[Merrick]

Here is the confirmation of being held without bail.

Edit: fixed it. It was a weird file format.

 

[Tikbalang]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe

 

[LettuceMan]

What are the odds of him going to genpop? Rapists are low on the totem pole but man o man this will be a case study of an actual mother fucker‘s treatment in the prison system.

 

[Baguette]

He gets by in polite society

Does he though?

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Heard contact with County Jail; Chris IS being held on Sexual Assault Charges.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

Literally just a modern day Oedipus myth at this point. Quite poetic. The prophecy has been fulfilled, he has become mayor of CwCville, killed his father, and married his mother, just as the magic sphinx Sonichu foretold

 

[Collections Agent]

Apologies if late, posted this in the other thread but in VA they don't care about your gender as much as you think if you break the law

Title 1. General Provisions

law.lis.virginia.gov

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

If Chris goes there, he's lucky he got arrested in Current Year.

Had this been 10 years ago, he could've been sent to male prison.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll put her birth name on the tombstone.

 

[Miss Misery]

Source?

Few transgender prisoners are housed according to their identity — putting many in danger

Out of 4,890 transgender state prisoners, NBC News was able to confirm only 15 cases in which a prisoner was housed according to their lived gender.

www.nbcnews.com

Lisa Kinney, director of communications for the Virginia Department of Corrections, for example, reported that the state had one trans woman in custody who had undergone surgery. “As a female she is, of course, housed in a female facility,” Kinney said. The state’s remaining 41 transgender prisoners are all housed according to their sex at birth.

 

[Spectrum]

If this goes to trial, do we have agents prepared to attend, or would this be not something the general public can witness?

This is a fucking lolcow nexus event. You don't have to prepare shit, the weens and spergs will be in attendance it's open to public. Sadly, if it goes to trial it'll probably be on Zoom or something.