Chris has been arrested

[Tikbalang]

Whether it's the god of fate did it or he knew it deep down. The card is accurate in his last tweet.

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I know I'm late and gay but is Virginia a state that releases interrogation footage?

 

[Pyra]

I doubt he'll invoke his right to counsel.

No, he probably has it all in his phone's notepad app and he'll share it like a twitter celebrity apology.

 

[ks99]

Do faggots still not know how to use youtube-dl? Why is the best copy available for the greatest moment in Christory a fucking screen recording of a YouTube steam.

 

[stupid orc]

gotta hand it to ralph, that shot will be in every future documentary about chris and all of this crap.

 

[Pyra]

Whether it's the god of fate did it or he knew it deep down. The card is accurate in his last tweet.
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Straight up. that whole tweet aged extremely poorly.

 

[Professor Iris]

Götterdämmerung; Twilight of Sonichu

That's a little too advanced for people who think like Chris.

Here, add this to give your post a fresh dash of autism.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Cole Smithey is laughing rn
Bob is dead and he probably doesn't give a shit about Barb.

Cole is probably at the bottom of a bottle right now, if I had to guess. Knowing him some sort of overpriced wine.

 

[Mister Mint]

If anyone is planning to call the jail, please at the very least record it so we don't have 20 fucking pages of speculation.

This, but also just don't do it. Don't jeopardize the case because you need internet points. The information is going to be out there shortly.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Null will be sending us bi-monthly mental health facility calls to Chris by the end of the year. No shit is too minor. But yo.... Just saying... 14 Branchland court is likely going to be up for auction before long as well.

 

[johnny5150]

Call the Henrico County Jail. They’ll tell you he’s been booked in there for a charge of Incest out of Green County. No bond.
Chris is going to be transported back to Green County, interrogated by Green County detectives, the Green County DA is going to decide what additional charges might be filed depending on what detectives get out of the interrogation, and then Chris will be arraigned and his bail amount set.

chris better call Ralph for bail money

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I want off this fucking ride.

The Berenstain Timline sucks.

Also it's too crazy.

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Ralph will be starring in the next chris chan documentary

 

[McSneaks]

Then he is going to have to go for an insanity defense.

How many times are you retards going to say this? Why don't you spend 5 minutes on google instead of just parroting what a diphit you are

 

[sadtusk]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

ive seen the 'Oedichris saga' mentioned
gets it's name from the Greek tragedy 'Oedipus Rex'.
basically Oedipus (Chris) fucks his mother Jocasta (Barb) and brings ruin to the kingdom of Thebes (CWCville)
however Chris hasn't gouged out his eyes yet

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Chris's lawyer is Dick Van Dyke of course.

 

[BPDchan]

Regardless of your opinions on trans people, Chris is so clearly a man in a dress trying to fuck lesbians, and if he goes to a women's prison, prison lesbians would kill him within the first year, especially if he tries anything, and GodBear knows he will.
Not to mention that no rapist deserves respect, and ""misgendering"" him is a service to society, much like Yaniv.

Yaniv was so much worse until Chris raped Barb. He seems fully cognizant of what he's doing, exploiting the recent cultural leniency toward trans people to predate on women.

At least with Chris you, until recently, could write him off as a mostly harmless autist who simply didn't understand the social boundaries he was crossing. But that's changed now with the knowledge that not only did he probably rape barb, he knew it was wrong and made an effort to cover it up to some extent.

Yet with both of these people who are very outwardly and obviously not serious about their transitions/actually living as women, and using transness as an excuse for their shitty behavior, literally being the worst possible example of transness, Twitter troons HAVE to make everything about their community's oppression. They're going to bat for monsters just to squeeze yet more attention out of the situation because heaven fucking forbid anybody ever forget how OPPRESSED they are for a single second.

I'd still like to see Yaniv fuck up enough to end up in jail.

 

[Average Orc Conesseuir]

But yo.... Just saying... 14 Branchland court is likely going to be up for auction before long as well.

How much you wanna bet Ralph is gonna buy that fucking place to try and spite Null?

 

[shitcrash]

remember when he was just a dork with a glasses chain who used to shit himself and whose dad had to pay a bunch of girls to hang out with him. simpler times. genuinely getting fagmotional at what he's become.

 

[Seymour Glass]

I like how Chris kept quiet when he was being pressed about Null. Say what you will about Chris but at least he's loyal.