Chris has been arrested

[Timesplitter]

Good for him. Chris will make a perfect prison wife for one lucky man.

 

[Kongis]

We're experiencing history folks, the Prison Saga begins! The Merge is on!

Prison saga will be bleak. Were looking at essentially no Chris for 10 years. Long enough for us to have all (hopefully) completely moved on

 

[Vuedou]

How do American jails work?

I am very tempted to write to him but I live outside the US

Assuming he's going to be in there for a while because there is no way he is going to make bail/bond, would I just address it to him and the jail or do I need a jail/prison number?

Anyone in here have experience of this?
Ralph, I know you'll be lurking, you'd have first hand knowledge of this

 

[coek]

Can't wait for Chris and the Hedgehog Boys' prison tour.

2009 08 02 The Chronicles of Chris chan Britney Spears Autumn Goodbye

youtu.be

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Regardless of your opinions on trans people, Chris is so clearly a man in a dress trying to fuck lesbians, and if he goes to a women's prison, prison lesbians would kill him within the first year, especially if he tries anything, and GodBear knows he will.
Not to mention that no rapist deserves respect, and ""misgendering"" him is a service to society, much like Yaniv.

 

[Professor Iris]

Hang on. *logs into Reddit and hit head with hammer a few times*


HAY GUYS, YU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNIE
CALLING THE POLICE STATION AND YELLING: "JOOLAAAAAAAY" AT THUH SHERIFF
OH! OH! LET'S MAIL A BUNCHA PICKLES TO HIM! THAT'LL BE HIE-LAIR-REE-YUS!!
WAIT! NOBODY'S WATCHIN' HIS HAWSE, RIGHT? LET'S DIG UP HIS DEAD DOGS, BECAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF FUCKIN' COMEDY

.....if you're from Reddit and you get any bright ideas like this, I have the following recommendations for you.

Step 1: https://www.amazon.com/Manila-Landscaping-Sporting-Projects-Tie-Downs/dp/B08R8TLZ8T
Step 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCFoudyYxQ
Step 3 (after securing said knot around your neck): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OTcsgh9C6Y

 

[I_Was_That_Guy]

another chrispost

 

[cubot]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

 

[trolol]

how retarded is Chris? i can clearly see elements of his autism, but is he also low IQ? surely he knows right from wrong?

i'm just trying to wrap my head around how he could do this and seemingly not realize the trouble he got himself into.

I'm sure his most diehard simps will claim he had no idea what he was doing is wrong because he's too retarded, but the chatlogs clearly show that he knew she wasn't consenting and he continued anyway like the sick predatory fuck he is.

 

[Josterman]

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Don't listen to this retard, no one actually knows why Chris was cuffed and taken away. Could be anything from Barb's results coming back positive for tard mayo to Ralph and co. stirring up so much shit they got the cops to put him in protective custody.

They don’t cuff you if you’re going into protective custody unless you resist and it’s plain from the video that Chris isn’t resisting.

verified. charged with "incest", being held without bail.

Well, there it is. Looks like Barbs examination didn’t go well for Chris. My guess is that they want to get him back to Green County and interrogate him before possibly adding rape and elder abuse charges. They’ve got him recorded admitting incest so it’s easy to get a judge to sign off on a warrant for that, have him arrested, transported back to Green County, and then Green County detectives interrogate Chris and get all they can out of him and we all know he’ll talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. Chris is fucked.

 

[I__quit]

I wonder if any hoes, junkies or dealers at the motel got freaked seeing the police presence outside, only to watch the likes of Chris being escorted out while some tubby drunk yells obnoxiously. That'd kill a good buzz of any kind.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I called. The Sheriffs office told me it’s “Incest”. I specifically asked about the EPO or theft. They said “no”.

If you're not kidding that probably means they've decided he's a flight risk or they have something on him.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Friendly reminder not to believe shit like:

I called. The Sheriffs office told me it’s “Incest”. I specifically asked about the EPO or theft. They said “no”.

With no evidence.

If you want anyone who didn't sign up today to believe you, please post -some- kind of proof of this.

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Source?

Nigga tf have you been living under a rock the last few days

 

[Wormy]

So I just heard someone on Youtube point out that at the end of the unedited phone call, Chris mentioned that he imitated it because "he was horny".

So this is pretty strong evidence that Chris knew what he was doing, and can't fall back on the "he was autistic and/or Barb manipulated him" excuse.

He can't, but never underestimate the skill of an autismo advocate or a defense lawyer.

 

[Dirty Diamond]

He's also a blob of fat and lard who's gonna be surrounded by hardened criminals. Y'all seem to be under the impression that he's gonna get to keep that penis for long before the other inmates try to hasten his transition along.

Seriously just imagine Chris trying to push himself onto a woman who's doing time for murder.

Most female inmates that are in jail for violence have used weapons instead of brute strength. Unless the woman is either a bodybuilder or has a shiv, she is not getting out of it unscathed.

 

[LargeChoonger]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

The Last Arc

Most female inmates that are in jail for violence have used weapons instead of brute strength. Unless the woman is either a bodybuilder or has a shiv, she is not getting out of it unscathed.

Yeah, Chris has a high pain tolerance and might be surprisingly strong

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

wasn

You know, Chris Chan getting arrested for raping his demented elderly mother and sexually harassing an officer as he gets towed away wasn’t on my 2021 bingo card.

wasn´t the bingo card of anyone, I mean, we get all this shit in a period of one year, I´m scared to see the rest of the new twenties

 

[A.E.I.O.U.]

Regardless of your opinions on trans people, Chris is so clearly a man in a dress trying to fuck lesbians, and if he goes to a women's prison, prison lesbians would kill him within the first year, especially if he tries anything, and GodBear knows he will.
Not to mention that no rapist deserves respect, and ""misgendering"" him is a service to society, much like Yaniv.

I think a fairly large part of the "trans" "community" decided to transition so that they could fuck lesbians, so I'd imagine a fair amount will defend him just so that they don't look hypocritical in comparison.