Chris has been arrested

[Gilgamesh]

where is chris's record? it's not on the henrico county jail site.

 

[Pyra]

There are more than enough retards in the human sea to pick from and make fun of, although Chris might be the Moby Dick we have finally catched and will never see the likes of again.

Kiwi Farms' White Whale...or Cow, i guess.

 

[Kero]

“..and I just won.”

 

[Sassy Witch 🐬🎶🗡]

I want to know....

Has Cole been notified? Does he give a fuck about Barb? Does anyone know if any of Chris's siblings know what he's done and what's going on?

I'm curious to know what's in their minds if anything.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well, on the plus side, if Chris doesn't do time, he may have to register as a sex offender. Which is bad enough since Chris is "young at heart", which means, he's going to have to knock that off and not dress as a 12 year old girl. Even if he went back to 14 BLC, have fun cause if it's close to school, then he's fucked. Looks like Chris will stay in govt sectioned housing. And that means no pony cons indefinitely.

I know I've mentioned this before, but man, Bob must be beside himself in heaven. The only person who can give a shit is Cole, and it will be a miracle if he comes back into Chris' life.

 

[Peal]

If he actually goes to jail he's fucked

Yeah, he will be. All those other female inmates will get the primo bent duck.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

Pretty sure as long as they don't interfere with the arrest. It's legal.

 

[Kagutsuchi]

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

Given what Chris was wearing and the reason why they were dispatched there in the first place, I'd imagine the cops wanted to get this over with as fast as possible.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

That is the face of someone hiding a dark, disgusting secret.

Man what in the fuck happened to that medallion? And is tjat a cat collar around his neck??

 

[Josterman]

Bowblax is livenow

 

[TexOffender]

You’re not the only one.

It also looks like news has spread into the political sphere of Twitter. People who have no idea who Chris is, but their rage is fueled by the news of a man (pretending to be a woman) raping his 80 year old mother and potentially being put in a woman’s jail/prison. Cassandra Fairbanks’s post reaching out Matt Walsh below.
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Willing to bet she learned who CWC is yesterday.

 

[Pyra]

where is chris's record? it's not on the henrico county jail site.

Probably bc it hasn't been entered in by a clerk as they aren't working right now.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Gotta agree. There's no way they'd stick him in genpop, he wouldn't last a week.

Nearly 30 years later and he finally gets seprated from his peers. Had this happened in the educational system, none of us would be on this website today.

christorians experiencing the five stages of grief as they realize that they will have to find something else to do on a friday night other than e-stalk a demented manchild now that they're behind bars

In fairness, Chris wasn't enough to keep this site going as of several years ago, which is why the site rebranded to the Kiwi Farms (based on a different lolcow who we later found out the whole thing was an act, LONG LIVE DEAGLE NATION AND TYCE'S RACE WAR

Night Star's cutie mark on her flank.

At this rate? It's gonna be a cutie mark tramp stamp

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

Either they know exactly who they're dealing with and just do not give a shit, or are waiting for the onlookers to just try something and liven things up so Chris has a buddy to ride with in the back of the paddy waggon.

 

[Marissa Moira]

What if Barb pays his bail?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I leave to run some errands and this happens?

Ethan is a douche

LMFAO YOU MISSED SO MUCH

 

[ISP]

Doesn't one have to demonstrate that they lack the funds for their own lawyer to get a public defender? And that means accounting for all assets - including the home, all his clothes, and all of his stuff?

They don't account for petty stuff like clothes. Hell even cheap cars. At least here out west.

 

[03crep]

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

Looked like Ralph was pretty far away. If I were a cop I probably wouldn't give a fuck unless he started waddling towards us at gunting distance.

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

There are more than enough retards in the human sea to pick from and make fun of, although Chris might be the Moby Dick we have finally catched and will never see the likes of again.

farewell my sweet summer flower

 

[WULULULULU]

God's in his heaven; all's right with the world​

 

[Bloodypinky]

>uhhhhh hello
>uhhh hello?
>click click click click click click
>uhhh.... is there.... any other information...

Holy shit dude you turned a 10 second call into 2 minutes, are you on drugs?

Proceeds to shit himself over calling a jail to receive public information.