Chris has been arrested

[Check Your Roof]

Doesn't mean they won't run with it for at least a little while. Quarter pounder, Metokur, Sargon, Sean Hannity, Geeks N Gamers, Crowder, Ben Shapiro, John Doyle, and the other usual right wing suspects will toot that horn for a few days minimum.

Regardless, the troon shitstorm to rise from this will be amazing. Particularly them being preoccupied with pronouns in the face of such a heinous act.

 

[Grumbles]

Unfortunately, I'm a shit friend and I'm sending the group chat updates.

My friends and I were mainly laughing about this dude back in our early college days ~2009-2011, we're all like early 30's and married now. I'd hate to have to explain it to their wives. I just have a lot more morbid curiosity about this kind of thing than they still do.

 

[CervixHammer]

>nobody else is watching a bunch of Fresh Out
somebody's gotta ask Big Herc if CWC is gonna get his cheeks busted or if they're just gonna split his wig.

 

[Pyra]

Chris drove it to the hotel. Someone posted a picture of it in the parking lot. It will be, and probably has been, impounded.

It probably isn't impounded yet. Just building a fuck ton of fines for storage.

 

[Josterman]

Jack posebic got involved and some other blue check

 

[Delta Integrale]

Gotta say, a lot of people can learn a thing or two on how to handle themselves around cops by watching Chris' arrest video.

 

[purpleflurp]

had a good laugh at officers busting into the home to collect cum, but now a terrifying thought has crossed my mind...

with Chris locked up and Barb at the hospital, what is stopping aspiring weens from trying to break into the house and steal artifacts? you can't argue that some of the obsessive retards in the Chris Chan Diaspora wouldn't try it

Neighbors, Jerkops, and the fact that the Chandler household is likely host to Super Ebolaids-19 and various other pathogens.

Weens are stupid, but I don't think any are gonna risk a criminal record to steal garbage from a hoarder nest.

 

[The handsome tard]

We can agree there. I’m glad it was his wench of a mother and not a child. We avoided a second EDP.

In all fairness, even a child would be able to fight back against Chris. Barb only worked because the lights are barely on anymore.

 

[cancermonger]

I’m going to bed

gn loser

 

[AdamLolz]

So, which was the real Dimensional Merge?

Was it the Pillstream Universe x CWCville?

Or will it be a legally bonded requirement that Chris's delusions merge with the cold sober reality of a court room?

So the Pillstream Universe x CWCville have merged to become some fucked up MultiGuntverse? Does that mean that there exists a timeline where Chris' vile seed impregnated an invalid Barb? Did she, in some improbably autistic butterfly effect sort of way, give birth to Xander Vickers? Is there now some Elseworlds crossover where Sonichu has to battle some Gunted antagonist named Ralphachu for custody of their twice-Gunted Hellspawn?

So many questions... But one thing that was confirmed is this: Chris lost his virginity before Gator. And no matter how dark this has (or will) become, I find that fact infinitely amusing.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Because it's not illegal to yell at police from 10 feet away. If it was, every ACAB protestor and "1st Amendment" auditor would be in jail.

....maybe it should be illegal....

 

[Ruzan]

I hope this doesn't go mainstream, but I fear it will

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope they're building a case against Chris to charge him with other stuff, which he deserves to be charged with.

I doubt that.

Can't wait.

 

[Pyra]

In all fairness, even a child would be able to fight back against Chris. Barb only worked because the lights are barely on anymore.

Barb only worked because she's dementia-ed out and probably thought it was her dead husband at first.

 

[Bloodypinky]

It probably isn't impounded yet. Just building a fuck ton of fines for storage.

I should have been more specific. It's likely in a towing companies lot at the moment. Either way, they're going to charge a tow fee of $100 or more, and some states have a processing fee of $500 give or take.

 

[OrionBalls]

It's "sow". "Sew" is like with thread. You reap what you "sow", as in seeds.

Fag.

He's probably already fucked and just basically waiting extradition to his home county. Can someone get Barb's van back to her? Before the massive tow fee sets in?
ETA- If all you can comment on is someone's vocabulary, then you aren't contributing to society, as a whole.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

Does this mean Ethan Ralph is mayor of CwCville now

 

[FearsReality]

Weens are stupid, but I don't think any are gonna risk a criminal record to steal garbage from a hoarder nest.

Considering somebody broke into Shanny4Christ’s house (which has to be one of the most horrific homes I’ve ever seen a lolcow have), anything is possible

 

[Bixby Snyder]

>nobody else is watching a bunch of Fresh Out
somebody's gotta ask Big Herc if CWC is gonna get his cheeks busted or if they're just gonna split his wig.

well, they are Chocolate-Americans, so they must know about 'cheekbusting' and 'chomo-life' in prison

 

[Grumbles]

Gotta say, a lot of people can learn a thing or two on how to handle themselves around cops by watching Chris' arrest video.

tbh youre not wrong