Chris has been arrested

[Wormy]

Get out of my thread

Nah. I think I'll stay, and you can't do dick about it.

Barb didn't deserve it because she's a dying shell of a human now but play stupid games win stupid prizes

Pretty much this. You reap what you sew.

 

[Vectorman 76]

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

They have to deal with this shit all the time. Chris is completely insane, but people yelling shit at the cops and recording them is completely commonplace. They're focused on the arrest, and don't give a shit about bystanders unless they're interfering with that or about to be a safety risk.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Semen isn’t the only thing rape kits test for, they also look for signs of forced entry like tears in the vaginal tissue or bruising. There are a lot of things that could’ve showed up that could prove barb was raped

Probably a lot of fucking dust in that old lady snizz... or there was.

 

[FearsReality]

When the trial of chris happens make sure to play this

No play this as evidence /sneed

 

[Gary]

I hear he is also being investigated for being DB Cooper, Mr. Cruel, and doing 9/11.

DB Cooper experienced the merge when he jumped from the plane and landed in CWCville

 

[TexOffender]

My new theory is that Barb, if she has enough brain power, will try get Chris off the hook because she needs his autism bucks to pay off the mortgage.

If she was aware of his memelord status she could have sold off his sonichu medallion.

 

[Ghettocapitalist]

Imagine if Chris pulled an OJ

"In the matter of the people of the Commonwealth of Virginia vs. Christian Weston Chandler , we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant Christian Weston Chandler not guilty of the crime of rape a felony, upon Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, a human being, as charged in count 1 of the information."

 

[Liber Pater]

Does anyone know why the cops are allowing these streaming people to scream at Chris and question him while they arrest him? Is that just a thing they're allowed to do, or did they just give up?

Because it's not illegal to yell at police from 10 feet away. If it was, every ACAB protestor and "1st Amendment" auditor would be in jail.
Plus, Chris ignored most of the outbursts and remained cooperative with the officers on scene, so it's not like it it was hindering them in any major way.

 

[Pyra]

My new theory is that Barb, if she has enough brain power, will try get Chris off the hook because she needs his autism bucks to pay off the mortgage.

Yeah, but the only argument would be "it was consensual" and then they both go to jail for incest.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I wonder what happened to the Son-Chu Dodge van. the days when barb had her aerostar and the escort wagon did not feel like it was so long ago. time flies so fast lol.

 

[Josterman]

Chris will probably ultimately end up a footnote if this issue goes to the mainstream outlets, it'll all be about tranny prison gender shit and they'll just use weird pictures of him for the clickbait and pepper in a few random poorly researched anecdotes to pad out the article length.

It’s bleeds it leads
That’s how these loser jurnos of today do it lack of research

 

[TheRealLowtax]

The only way this could actually get any worse is if the dimensional merge actually occurs and an all-star cast of childrens cartoon and video game characters break him out and Chris becomes our ruler

 

[tigergrinder]

From what i've heard listening to female ex - prisoners online, chomos in female prisons don't fare better.

Ohhh, I've only heard of stuff from male ex-prisoners. Where did you find info on the female ones?

 

[Pyra]

I haven't even brought this up with other friends of mine who are vaguely aware of Chris and who have talked about him with me before. It's too gross and weird, even for this dude imo. No ones broached it with me and I'm not about to be like, HURRRR YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THE MOM FUCKIN SAGA.

Unfortunately, I'm a shit friend and I'm sending the group chat updates.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I really hope that the jury is given assorted cwcki articles to read

50+ hours of documentary evidence

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope they're building a case against Chris to charge him with other stuff, which he deserves to be charged with.

The only way this could actually get any worse is if the dimensional merge actually occurs and an all-star cast of childrens cartoon and video game characters break him out and Chris becomes our ruler

I doubt that.

 

[Wormy]

Holy crap, the U S of A legal system acknowleged his new gender. It's now official, guys.

They acknowledged it, but it's not gonna save him. Virginia law states that if you got male parts, you get male prison.

 

[BigTed]

holy shit guys this means the chandler house is going to be empty for the foreseeable future, whose the brave soul that's going to go in and record/recover artifacts??

that would be so funny right? let's get a list of who would do that and when they plan on doing something so stupid

 

[Nancompoop]

had a good laugh at officers busting into the home to collect cum, but now a terrifying thought has crossed my mind...

with Chris locked up and Barb at the hospital, what is stopping aspiring weens from trying to break into the house and steal artifacts? you can't argue that some of the obsessive retards in the Chris Chan Diaspora wouldn't try it

literally somebody mentioned doing that like 3 pages ago in this thread sooooooo yea

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Everybody talking about Chris prison experience.
Two words: Shower. Scene.