Chris has been arrested

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I hope the cats are OK.

ESPECIALLY Clover. Someone should take the cats and dog away and give them to someone who can take good care of them. They deserve a better home.

 

[Nobue]

I felt bad for the women he’s in there with for about a second. I thought about it though and I’m positive that 99.9% of them could unironically beat the shit out of Chris if he tries to get his rape count up in there.

I think he said he was 220 in an old video to prove he wasn't fat, and fat guys tend to lie downwards on their weight. He's also bigger now, so he could be a real danger, even out of shape.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Cashing in on this before someone else does it

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Oh no, I’ve just thought of something, if Chris goes to a male prison even for a short time I wonder if it’ll push him over the edge into getting sex reassignment surgery?

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope the cats are OK.

Yep. They've been taken in.

 

[Sonchus Asper]

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When do you think the wheels will finally turn and he realizes how deep he is in it?

Likely never. He probably thinks that right as the judge is about to sentence him, the dimensional merge will complete and Sonichu and Rosechu will burst in and whisk him away to Cwcville.

 

[Liber Pater]

Matt "The Tranny Slayer" Walsh show is going to be lit tomorrow.

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How long until Matt registers an account here?
Mommy Cassandra quite possibly already has one for lurking.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

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When do you think the wheels will finally turn and he realizes how deep he is in it?

When he wakes up tomorrow morning, alone, in a cold and empty cell save for the slop in a tray at the foot of his bed.

 

[WutangLee]

If Chris pulls the merge shit during his interrogation he might be able to pull off insanity

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Kinda shocked to see that this is how it ends for Christory, but then again, not really.

 

[crackerchrist]

Oh no, I’ve just thought of something, if Chris goes to a male prison even for a short time I wonder if it’ll push him over the edge into getting sex reassignment surgery?

Does the state pay for surgeries like this? If not I can't imagine how Chris would afford it

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Kinda wish Ethan wasn't sticking his sweaty nasty Gunt into this because he knows he can barely make any content himself and has to leech off of others.

Good luck getting your interview you Gunt.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Somebody get that license plate before the motel gets it towed.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Well the main part of a rape kit is to swab the insides for DNA samples, and comb the pubic hair for same. Bruising on any other body parts may be documented by photography in some cases, but that's not standard. He would have had to be quite violent for obvious vaginal tearing/signs of abuse.
So, the kit itself wouldn't have "come back positive", it would have been Barb who pointed out Chris as the perpetrator.
The only positive the kit can come back with, is. DNA match.

Old pussy can be prone to tearing. There have been a few rape cases where some tard broke in to an old widows house and violated her. They have worn a condom and weren't Ron Jeremy pounding but there was still some tearing due to the age of the tissue. Barb has likely had nothing up there since 10 years before Bob died. Perhaps a douche nozzle or something but she doesn't strike me as someone who kept a 12 inch Jelly Dong in her underwear drawer. I guarantee Chris left tracks even if he wore a Jimmy Hat.

 

[Danilla]

if you write him in prison, think hed respond?

He definitely would, and I'm looking forward to it. If he pulls through

Going through Kelly's twitter likes and I wish I hadn't

Spoiler: Gross NSFL

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That brownnose pup guy fucks his dogs. I remember him from a classic zed vid

 

[DammitPerez]

Based off of what he described in his own words, it sounded pretty aggressive, at least for a 80 year old woman.

Say they can see that she was raped but how do they know it was Chris unless she said so?

 

[MuhCree]

Christory in the making.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

If Chris pulls the merge shit during his interrogation he might be able to pull off insanity

Chris is the type of person whos so fucking insane that they would think hes faking it

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

This is the most magical place on earth.

 

[Bloodypinky]

I really don't think they would put Chris in a cell with anyone, either in holding or during a sentence. 30 seconds with this fucker would be enough for anyone in policing or criminal justice to know that you can't lock him in a box with anyone.