Chris has been arrested

[Rupin]

Considering he'd listen to chris claiming he's a goddess and dimentional merge shit, Chris would be shanked inside of week 1.

I say he gets raped first. They really love guys like him in prison.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

If Chris pulls the merge shit during his interrogation he might be able to pull off insanity

I don't think he'll be given the opportunity to speak at length about it. The only way that would happen would be if he defended himself and I think they stopped letting people like Chris do that after that one Jamaican guy shot up a train car in New York.

 

[Wormy]

This is REAL. What fucking cruel god condemned us to an existence where our brains can make us deluded into an idea that we're gods and not so much as bat an eye at being literally sent to jail?

First thing I learned in Mental Health Studies; the brain can generate more powerful drugs than any pharmacist can dream of.

I say he gets raped first. They really love guys like him in prison.

Well, they do love that soft white mushy butt anyway

 

[Josterman]

This escalated weird
yes, quickly but most weird

It’s weird to the enth degree

 

[Nyohoho]

the retarded "BLAME JOSH MOON" from our genius cameraman kills any possible enjoyment i could have gotten from watching chris sperg about sonichu and mlp to the authorities.

I just wanted that fucker to shut up so I could hear Chris squeal. Ruined all the fun we all could've had.

 

[Pyra]

Man chris-chan is going to be swimming in pussy on a female prison FUCKING CHRIS CHAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE WE HERE JUST TO SUFFER? , meanwhile I haven't had sex in like a year.

Plenty of people haven't. That's what happens when there's a disease spreading.

 

[DammitPerez]

It can come back positive for traces of semen even before a DNA test can be completed. If Chris is the only one who has access to his mom, that would be enough to arrest him before the DNA is processed.

I guess this makes sense. Semen would be quick to spot and probably enough to arrest Chris and then swab him for DNA

 

[johnny5150]

wonder if chris will blame sonichu of rapeing barb?

 

[A Money Creature]

Also, the fact that Chris is so calm as he's being arrested is...interesting? He almost seems fucking serene, zen like. It's almost a little horrifying.

Like i know he's fucked up but, being handcuffed, escorted to a police car? I might just be a little bitch but i would be breaking the fuck down if i got caught for something like that.

I only started keeping up with Chris about a year ago, the only information i had prior was second hand accounts and vague descriptions.

This is REAL. What fucking cruel god condemned us to an existence where our brains can make us deluded into an idea that we're gods and not so much as bat an eye at being literally sent to jail?

Still fun to laugh at though.

Possible he feels better protected in there than on the run from trolls at least in his head

 

[King Kiwi]

Somebody get that license plate before the motel gets it towed.

Framed or placard?

 

[Black Yoshi]

I hope chris finds the light of Islam in prison

Nah, he'll be in the latin kings and neonazis at the same time.

 

[Justin Trudeau]

Also, the fact that Chris is so calm as he's being arrested is...interesting? He almost seems fucking serene, zen like. It's almost a little horrifying.

Like i know he's fucked up but, being handcuffed, escorted to a police car? I might just be a little bitch but i would be breaking the fuck down if i got caught for something like that.

I only started keeping up with Chris about a year ago, the only information i had prior was second hand accounts and vague descriptions.

This is REAL. What fucking cruel god condemned us to an existence where our brains can make us deluded into an idea that we're gods and not so much as bat an eye at being literally sent to jail?

Still fun to laugh at though.

Even freakier when you consider his insane overreactions to prior run ins with jerkops. He's truly fucking lost what few marbles he had left

 

[professionalsmileyguy]

Done reading for tonight, today has been really fucking interesting.
Cya.

 

[Binary Code]

I'm eagerly awaiting the Jim Can't Swim interrogation video

 

[RichFineMan]

POV: you just woke up and find a sonichu medallion in your pocket and this is the last thing you remember

 

[Optimus Prime]

The idea of Chris going to a women's prison is a complete right-wing grifter fantasy. A transwoman needs to have had "Da Surgery" before being sent to women's prison. Grifters like Cassandra Fairbanks always misrepresent situations to appeal to their audience of outraged retards. The situation is dark and fucked up enough as it is, it doesn't need to be misrepresented to play into culture war BS.

Edit: Also, Chris had his gender legally changed for his driver's license, which is why he's listed as Female in the system. They just copy the driver's license information as it is in the DMV records.

Would DIY Vagainoplasty count? Chris did it twice and both times ultimately it was a failure.

As long as I get the license plate.

If nobody is watching that van, there's a likely chance somebody is going to make off with those plates for infinite internet notoriety. Unless the van also got towed because it's taking up a parking spot at a hotel.

That's what's so wild about Chris, the answer is literally never. He has ZERO self-awareness whatsoever. He'll be in jail and still just dreaming about the dimension merge

More like all the fun he's missing at Everfree Northwest.

Please dont be retarded enough to break into Chris' house. His shitty drawings and crapped breifs are not worth the charges or internet clout

Don't worry, we already know who to call. Paging Trashraider91...

If the kit has come back positive, it's going to snap when he realizes he isn't going home for peanuts like it has been with the other times he's been arrested. Seriously hope it's recorded when reality sets in because that's going to mean everything he's deluded himself into believing is going to come crashing down all at once.

This time, Barb isn't going to be in a position to bail him out like last time.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

I hope chris finds the light of Islam in prison

Muhammad bin Chrislam and Saud Chu Saga

 

[Bani]

>Female

Fuck this gay Earth.

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

Even freakier when you consider his insane overreactions to prior run ins with jerkops. He's truly fucking lost what few marbles he had left

chris has found serenity in "goddesshood"
the idea guys truly fucked up whatever remained of his rationality

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I always thought Chris was the most harmless in the pantheon of lolcows, but that was before I read up on Snyder and the gamestop employee. But damn, if you were to tell of this a year ago, I would never have believed you.

I guess this is what happens when older, uninformed parents introduce their kids to high doses of TV, internet and having them think they're god.