Chris has been arrested

[Sneed F91]

if you write him in prison, think hed respond?

What would you even say to him?

 

[TheRealLowtax]

This is amazing. Chris is done.

Newfag

 

[DammitPerez]

Doctors recommend that after age 60 or so, women switch to anal sex only because the vagina collapses in on itself and therefore regular sex is painful. So there will be evidence of this.

Doctor's do what now? I've never heard of this.

 

[The handsome tard]

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Here is the confirmation of being held without bail.

Edit: fixed it. It was a weird file format.
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"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY THEY KEEP CALLING ABOUT SOME CHRISTINE CHANDLER?!?"

 

[Dirty Diamond]

It often takes a bit of time for autists to register anxiety, so they may seem almost psychopathic in the moment, but will break down later.

As Chris spends the night in a holding cell with a dozen African American males, I'm sure reality is starting to hit him.

I wonder, when he gets blacked by 3 cocks at once, will he be able to tell the difference between the dicks and his own stool?

 

[три черепа]

I guess this makes sense. Semen would be quick to spot and probably enough to arrest Chris and then swab him for DNA

He left snail trails that holy buttocks. Barb said it was just butt dandruff but the detective paid no attention to her elderly babbling. He scrape some off and tasted it. "Tard cum", said detective Chef Ramsay "Definitely tard cum. LOCK HIM UP BOYS!"

 

[Bass]

Man, this reboot of Oz is shaping up to be weird .

 

[Danilla]

T

I've already watched this twice today but thanks for posting

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Newfag

ok

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Did anyone consider the amount of plastic he could be smuggling into whatever pen he ends up in? Given everything that's come to light, shoving as much lego up his ass as possible is the natural next step after sending himself the $750 and deploying his travel Merkin.

 

[Gary]

What would you even say to him?

idk send him a picture of dickbutt

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

What would you even say to him?

"Sick fuck"

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Well at least i have that to look foward to
"I mean the Doctor did say we should, hun"

Double hole incontinence sounds fascinating.

 

[300 Pound Nigger]

Here are some other people recently booked into the county lockup. Chris should be having the time of his life.
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lmao its a bunch of niggers

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

What would you even say to him?

 

[Nightstar]

This is all apart of his plan, now that he is in an all female prison he can finally fuck all the boyfriend free girls he could ever want.

you fucking just... blew my mind into orbit. The long con to end all long cons, hes a fucking mastermind.

 

[Self-Aware-Neckbeard]

To the people complaining about putting a male rapist in a female prison:
What difference would it make if it is a male or female rapist? Is being raped by a woman less bad than being raped by a man? Don't really see the difference.

If anything, it will only be worse for Chris. Don't think prison bitches' gonna be okay with some dude getting in there. He will get beat up.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

What would you even say to him?

"where are the comics, chris"

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris raped by the darkies he hates so much or beaten badly by the lesbians he loves. I really do not know which would be funnier.

 

[Optimus Prime]

considering that 2 autists roleplaying as CWCville characters caused chris to have a full emotional breakdown i can't imagine what an actual interrogator will do

A psychological expert probably will be called in.