Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

NoReturn said:
It's glossolalia/"speaking in tongues"/"light language". If I had to hazard a guess, she's probably from an Evangelical Christian background
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I have a gut feeling that a lot of them do this to claim past life experiences and/or a “non conventional” ancestry. It’s really obvious that they grew up reading those YA with the average girl that’s actually a witch/whatever.
 
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Baloney Face said:
Not early Christian Pentecost.
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"Speaking in tongues" in the context of Pentecost didn't mean the ability to babble nonsensically, it meant the ability to talk in different languages (Acts 2:4) and preach the Gospel to people who didn't speak Aramaic or Greek, which would probably have been the only languages the Apostles would have known otherwise.
 
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Retired Junta Member said:
I have a gut feeling that a lot of them do this to claim past life experiences and/or a “non conventional” ancestry. It’s really obvious that they grew up reading those YA with the average girl that’s actually a witch/whatever.
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That's pretty tragic in its own way. If all the stories you read and all the media you consume is centered around someone who is the chosen one, has inborn talent, or has their adventure thrust upon them, then that's the "life plan" you've subconsciously taught yourself.

"Normally, those people would never wake up from their fantasy worlds. They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days over nothing. No matter how old they get, they'll continue to say, "My real life hasn't started yet. The real me is still asleep, so that's why my life is such garbage." They continue to tell themselves that. They continue. And they age. Then die. And on their deathbeds, they will finally realize: the life they lived was the real thing. People don't live provisional lives, nor do they die provisional deaths. That's a simple fact! The problem is whether they realize that simple fact."​
- Yukio Tonegawa, Kaiji ​
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NoReturn said:
That's pretty tragic in its own way. If all the stories you read and all the media you consume is centered around someone who is the chosen one, has inborn talent, or has their adventure thrust upon them, then that's the "life plan" you've subconsciously taught yourself.
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That's exactly what went through my mind when I realised most of these people were raised on "average kid is chosen one" media and thus believe that they, too, are chosen people. What a lot of them don't realise is that being a "chosen one" IRL is probably the last thing they'd actually cope with being. Not gonna 'sperg about it too much here but I imagine it has the sort of responsibilities running a country would have and not being the public face of the country. It would most likely be a thankless job - and it would be one where it would be very easy for a lot of people to see you as a detriment to the way the country works.

It's why Madoka Magica hits home for me. That's most likely what would happen if Neo-Pagans and modern witches got the powers they believe they have or are entitled to.

NoReturn said:
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Good lord the herbs on that would most likely overpower any other flavour the pizza has. Disgusting.
 
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Coelacanth said:
It's why Madoka Magica hits home for me. That's most likely what would happen if Neo-Pagans and modern witches got the powers they believe they have or are entitled to.
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On that note, the most recent episode of Magia Record just aired and we got this topical line from Kyubey:
"You were granted a wish you could've spent your whole lives trying and failing to fulfill, and paid the price to do it. It's a fair trade."​
People love the idea of "Something for nothing" but everything comes at a cost, and part of becoming an adult it realizing that fact. It can take literal decades, but it can still be a hard lesson for a lot of people to internalize.
It's kind of funny to me that a thousand years ago we had the Christian church attempting to teach that lesson by saying the price of magic is your soul, and in modern times we have "If a product is free, you are the product."
 
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African Penis Cream said:
One of my friends is into this stupid stuff. She even took online courses to become an "apothecary". It just seems really dumb to me,
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Does that bitch know what an apothecary is? It's a fucking pharmacist without the degree.
Protistology said:
Sanpaku eyes = Stay away
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His eyes look fucking painted on, his face is too symmetrical, and his skin is too clear. Please fucking tell me this is an app filter.
 
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NoReturn said:
TikTok: GrandRisingApp steals child, gives actually decent mental health advice
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This man is terrifying yet that particular TikTok isn't all that bad. The one where he blasts a lady to death with his eyes still makes me cackle like a mad fool though.
 
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