Chris has been arrested

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is still in denial. He doesn’t know just how deep in the shit he is yet. Think anyone will be autistic enough to bond him out?

he's living in da merge. if someone bonded him out i wouldn't be surprised one bit, the fact that people were at his arrest giving him moral support for being a beautiful setsy woman is beyond retarded

 

[Alex Krycek]

Even if we don’t get videos and tweets I can basically assure you that someone will make him into a pen-pal and post the correspondence.

 

[stu411]

Im saying its a fact that,

The artifacts in Chris's house right now, WILL be stolen within a few weeks

They should be in a Bank Vault,

 

[Bezmenov]

chris seems to be taking this pretty well

Kinda looks like Ted Cruz...

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

chris seems to be taking this pretty well
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This is actually the first photo that I saw where Chris looks like a normal person. Cut his hair short, and he would look like a pretty average middle aged man. Maybe it's his eyes, usually he has that dead fish stare but here he looks normal.

 

[Liber Pater]

Do you think Chris could manage to continue selling art while he's in prison? He could mail out the drawings in exchange for people putting money in his commissary account.

 

[TacoMichinoku]

I think we’re merely starting a new chapter in the christory books. Even if the worst case scenario is him going to prison, that only means we will just have to figure how to observe him from a new angle.

 

[UnknownCloser]

Chris is not only one of the original cows but also the type of cow that has been around for so long that you're never ready to see them fall, what a saga this has been.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

hispanic is not a race

What is it then Mr Don Quixote

 

[Henry Wyatt]

maybe Chris will become classic era sane again when he's in the mental ward and forced to take meds

and thus begins the long awaited "chris is getting better" arc

 

[Da Merge Baby]

Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.

God Bless America

 

[Lost Soul]

Is there any legal way Chris Chan can ever get to see his mother again?

Breaking the law and lying, like he already does?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

So I see we have a confirmation on the arrest itself, but do we have a confirmation of what charges the arrest was for?
Link to listenable call with confirmation.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/post-9608563

 

[Mr. Jones]

They really would have to read through the whole cwcki. And that could take a long time.

even then the cwciki does not fully cover chris' warped perspective of his own beliefs and actions, they are everchanging and as stated earlier basically any mistakes on the part of the psychologist would cause chris to become unresponsive

 

[Merrick]

@Null is directnly responsible for all of this. If he just gave up the site and moved on and had a real life and career and family like he should have 4+ years ago, none of this would have happened.

So why do you watch Ralph?

Do you get a thrill up your leg when his jowls quiver?

 

[Picaroon]

So I see we have a confirmation on the arrest itself, but do we have a confirmation of what charges the arrest was for?

incest. read the thread fucker.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Im saying its a fact that,

The artifacts in Chris's house right now, WILL be stolen within a few weeks

They should be in a Bank Vault,

Have to get these sacred artifacts or they could be lost to time like the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant.

 

[Spectrum]

Just how long would the run time be to get the major details alone?

It would make The Irishman feel like a 30-minute TV show episode.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hell is the least punishment he deserves you gotta admit that

 

[I'd rather not]

Dunno if it's been said already but they profiled him as a woman. I'm no law expert but I'm pretty sure that means he'll be sent to a women's prison. I'm sure shower time will be a little awkward for those poor girls.