Chris has been arrested

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Or they will let an inmate kill him and look the other way.
i can hear it now. Chris complaining about the color of the shiv hes being stabbed with isnt the same as the original shives. "It should be cobalt not off white!!! ooooOOoOOoOoOo!"
 
Im saying its a fact that,

The artifacts in Chris's house right now, WILL be stolen within a few weeks

They should be in a Bank Vault,
14BC is going to be burglarized 10000000000000000%

with barb lost in dementia land and chris gone someone is absolutely going to break in and steal chris belongings to share on reddit, they'll probably record it because they'll be that retarded

just last month a dude was at 14bc leaving offerings of fanta and cash while playing a flute at pattis grave in the back yard to serenade chris and posted all of it on /b/
 
They aren't wearing any.
They might be, but I'm not entirely sure. It doesn't look like they're wearing the typical bodycam mounted on the front but from some angles it looks like they have shoulder mounts. The possibility of kino bodycam footage with Chris rambling about Sonichu isn't completely out of the question yet.
 
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incest. read the thread fucker.
To be clear, we have 100% confirmation the arrest was FOR incest? Not hypothesized as extremely likely?

Because I don't see any confirmation of the actual charges in the OP, from what I've seen so far, and this thread is 130 pages and climbing.
 
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Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.
The sun shines, birds fly, grass grows and the alt-right finds reasons to be outraged over anything related to outrage culture.
 
Dunno if it's been said already but they profiled him as a woman. I'm no law expert but I'm pretty sure that means he'll be sent to a women's prison. I'm sure shower time will be a little awkward for those poor girls.
That’s still a long way off.

It wouldn’t be unheard of for the judge to order a mental evaluation. He’s likely in a co-ed facility right now. If they can’t decide what county jail to send him to immediately he could end up stuck there and segregated
 
So why do you watch Ralph?

Do you get a thrill up your leg when his jowls quiver?
Stay desperate, dog worshipping luney toon?

Would the Kardashians stlll wild n' out if the TV cameras were bored and got the fuck out?

Without the site, without the camera, the madness would surely simmer out

And if you thin different, you're a a dumbass or a goon with gout

*drops mic*
 
Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.
The more immediate issue is where he will be placed whie he waits for his trial. That could be really bad for him.
 
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