Chris has been arrested

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tonysgotballs said:
chris seems to be taking this pretty well
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The face of "I raped my mother in a twisted fantasy, stole her money, and wasted that money until I had almost nothing left - it was worth it" look. It's the most "masculine" I've seen of Chris.
Does the Doge Caravan have a new home? I don't think anyone's going to pay fees to get that back, and it will probably go on the auction block
 
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bobs-chainsaw said:
Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.
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To add to this, trans women (with few exceptions) generally end up housed separately from men inside a men's prison. So if Chris sees the inside of a cell he may be surrounded by other criminal troons and have fewer interactions with regular male prisoners
 
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Dunno if it's been said already but they profiled him as a woman. I'm no law expert but I'm pretty sure that means he'll be sent to a women's prison. I'm sure shower time will be a little awkward for those poor girls.
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Been said a few times now that he's going to a male prison since he hasn't surgically transitioned, which is how it just is in Virginia from what I gather. Would be funny though if that taint-slit counted as a procedure.
 
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Express RX-78 said:
What would you even say to him?
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Dear Chris, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my number, my money, and my medallion at the bottom
I sent two letters back in august, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I cum on the addresses and get stains on 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your Mother?
My boyfriend-free girl's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her rose-chu
I read about Clyde's brother ryan too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over sonichu number sixteen too
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the twitter shit that you did with magi-chan
I got a room full of your posters and sonichu pictures man
I like the shit you did with sonic boom too, His arms are blue,
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me up soon,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
To be clear, we have 100% confirmation the arrest was FOR incest? Not hypothesized as extremely likely?

Because I don't see any confirmation of the actual charges in the OP, from what I've seen so far, and this page is 130 pages and climbing.
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Multiple Autists have called the facility and asked.
 
Swamp Thing said:
Been said a few times now that he's going to a male prison since he hasn't surgically transitioned, which is how it just is in Virginia from what I gather. Would be funny though if that taint-slit counted as a procedure.
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what do you mean chris hasnt surgically transitioned?
havent you seen the neovag?
Chris is intersex through surgical intervention!
 
Swamp Thing said:
Been said a few times now that he's going to a male prison since he hasn't surgically transitioned, which is how it just is in Virginia from what I gather. Would be funny though if that taint-slit counted as a procedure.
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I bet he regrets not doing a proper surgery now. Even though he still wanted to use his duck...
 
Shit, I'll admit I was wrong. Chris' had managed to sidestep so much shit in the past I couldn't believe the police would actually take this seriously and actually charge him with incest. I thought he just got fighty with the cops when they came to talk with him. I was wrong. I guess Virginia actually draws the line at fucking your demented mother, thankfully.
 
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