Chris has been arrested

[Ponchik]

mr. chandler, don't you worry, i watched episode one of chris chan: a comprehensive history in a bar last night. the sound wasn't on, but i think i got the gist of it

 

[penny for your thots]

Important note: Chris will not be put in women's prison.
In the booking process, the gender on your license is what the booking officer writes down. VA has a process where trans can change their license to reflect their gender identity. However, in the prison system, pretty much everywhere in the US (yes even California) people are placed in prison based on their biological sex. There are people in men's prisons right now who have weird plastic surgery gash 'vaginas' (fuckholes) where their dicks used to be. I don't think the Prison Butch saga is going to happen even though I'd love to see Chris be beaten to death by 20 lesbians in the rec yard for getting a little too handsy.

I am deeply wishing more people internalized this instead of exacerbating the scarefest over Chris getting into a women's prison.

 

[infamousbeing]

One interesting thing to notice is he's being charged with incest not rape.

 

[Punitive Castration]

They might be, but I'm not entirely sure. It doesn't look like they're wearing the typical bodycam mounted on the front but from some angles it looks like they have shoulder mounts. The possibility of kino bodycam footage with Chris rambling about Sonichu isn't completely out of the question yet.

Ah you might be right, I was looking for the boxy kind that goes over your lapel but they appear to be wearing this type

 

[Pinball 2000]

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

I'm gonna make this joke now cause I can't wait for his imprisonment/institutionalisation:

Instead of going to Everfree, Chris is going to (be) Neverfree

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Incest charges confirmed.

If this makes it to the Virginia Supreme Court because of the female legal status I'm going to lose my shit.

Edit: I've been informed the statute is actually gender-neutral.

§ 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties

law.lis.virginia.gov

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Who knows this perennial fuckup might finally get the help he needs
Straighten out hit the weight pile get swole engrave he’s set doin 3-5.

Ya know before he goes out like Kemper & skull fucks he’s moms decapitated head

 

[8-Pointed-Star-Of-Doom]

Probably not. Worst thing going on with him is gacha box addiction and gout.

DSP has his moments but he's painfully boring like 90% of the time

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

I have a question! who is more deserving of an arrest? Chris Chan or Ethan Ralph. I think they both suck obviously but who deserves it more!

 

[infamousbeing]

One interesting thing to notice is he's being charged with incest not rape.

Link to reference

 

[Swamp Thing]

what do you mean chris hasnt surgically transitioned?
havent you seen the neovag?
Chris is intersex through surgical intervention!

Neovag is an incredible word for it. Thank you, I'm ascending.

 

[Poops]

Even if Chris goes to jail he is unlikely to die there. This story will continue for decades, it only ever really ends when Chris dies.

If he hypothetically got 5-10 years, would anyone bother following his story at that point? I'm sure he will be immortalized on the farms no matter how much time he spends in prison, but he could spend a very, very long time with essentially 0 updates.

Regardless even if he did get years in at least he can go back to a smaller cult following, which I personally enjoyed more than the immense popularity he has now.

 

[WULULULULU]

Earlier today the site had almost 20,000 people on it.

Well fuck me in the ass I'm laet

 

[Greasy Grape]

Finally he's arrested!

 

[Da Merge Baby]

Do rapists get weird female groupies like murders do? Will Chris get a bunch of attention seeking whores sending him thirsty letters? Is this part of his autistic master plan to get a boyfriend free girl?

 

[biozeminadae1]

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Chris just performed the ultimate form of cuckoldry. Honestly think about it rationally. Bob fed, clothed, and played with Chris for 30 years just so he could go and fuck his wife.

He fucked his sloppy seconds.

 

[Kongis]

Where do we go from here?

court cases if lucky, but if Chris is convicted, its fucking over for the next 10 years. Gonna have to find a new late night pastime

 

[Crux]

@Null is directnly responsible for all of this. If he just gave up the site and moved on and had a real life and career and family like he should have 4+ years ago, none of this would have happened.

Ok, yea Null could have started a family 4+ years ago but then he would have had to forgo his true passion for his midget-tard butt buddy ethan and thats quite frankly a tragedy we cannot allow

I agree that CWCs internet exposure over the last decade could likely have influenced the shit show that is his life now

but do you really think if the farms or null never existed this wouldnt have happened? No chance. Its a special type of autism that would make you think that the KF is an isolated incident. The people on these forums have always existed on the internet. They've always developed new online congregations in different areas its absurd to try to lay blame at the feet of anyone short of Chris himself for porkin his madre

stop being mad at the internet

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oof.....what if they come out with new details and shit about the upcoming sonic netflix show.....when he's in jail?