Chris has been arrested

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Da Merge Baby said:
Do rapists get weird female groupies like murders do? Will Chris get a bunch of attention seeking whores sending him thirsty letters? Is this part of his autistic master plan to get a boyfriend free girl? :thinking:
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That's kind of the funny thing about this because in a macro sense the situation won't be any different. He'll still be dealing with tons of Kaceys and Ivys and Bellas who will try to milk his internet notoriety for as long as they can.
 
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The Cum Consumer said:
If I've understood what I've read on this thread correctly, Chris Chan is only being charged with incest. If he beats the charge, he's good to go.
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It's not uncommon to hold a person on a charge where you've got probable cause and tack on the more serious charges you're investigating as time goes on.
 
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Da Merge Baby said:
Do rapists get weird female groupies like murders do? Will Chris get a bunch of attention seeking whores sending him thirsty letters? Is this part of his autistic master plan to get a boyfriend free girl?
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I feel like killers get groupies because it plays into some weird bad boy fantasy. Raping your senile mother is about as limp-dick and pathetic as it gets, so I highly doubt this will get Chris any sort of clout. (Who knows though, people are fucking crazy.)
 
Hogar Grupal said:
I bet he regrets not doing a proper surgery now. Even though he still wanted to use his duck...
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100%. I wonder if, in the event that he goes to prison (mens', of course), he would try to petition for the surgery so he'd be put in a womens' prison. It's definitely not that simple.
 
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That whole thing with Brittany Spears had me shocked that there were that many people in the US under Conservatorships. This whole on going is a very very valid argument that there should be MORE people that need to be protected not only financially, but ugh physically from demented people in their personal lives. I used to think Senior abuse was kind of a joke like in Happy Gilmore, but then I look at our recent runs of Presidents and shit that's happened on the internet, has me at no Maybe pay some Lawyers and Conservators to protect people from being Financially and Physically abused is a good thing. Send those people to The Villages so they can get STDs from each other and not get fucked by their kids.
 
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