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Oh fuck you're right. This is some David Lynch shit lolz
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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I've always thought that being an e-girl thot on OnlyCucks is too much fucking work and super stressful. You have to be at the top of your game all the time, keep coming up with ideas to entertain the coomers, always look flawless on camera and act like you love your subscribers even if they are actual sleazy simps with room temperature IQ most of time. I mean, this is a lot of work and on top of that, you're always comparing yourself to other thots and trying to be better than them.
Why an almost 40 year old woman willingly chose to live this life is... I can't really wrap my mind around it. It is one thing when you're like 18-25 and think being a whore is top class woke shit, but after that it gets old. Hell, I'm much younger than Lori and already done with the thot e-girl animu-simp culture. And here she and her psychotic cucktard are, doing it all day everyday.
Why an almost 40 year old woman willingly chose to live this life is... I can't really wrap my mind around it. It is one thing when you're like 18-25 and think being a whore is top class woke shit, but after that it gets old. Hell, I'm much younger than Lori and already done with the thot e-girl animu-simp culture. And here she and her psychotic cucktard are, doing it all day everyday.
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Because Abuela-chan thought that living the ho-life was better than accruing life experiences.
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The person who gave constructive feedback was pretty nice about it. And they went ballistic over it lmfao. They are so fucking unprofessional it blows my mind. Does Kev and Hag not understand that change in scenes or background does not mean outdoors necessarily?
Like this random photo, backdrop with props and costumes to make a theme. Seriously not that hard. Youd think with Kevs talent in making stuff hed have more vision. There is seriously 1000000s of examples, ideas online.
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It sounds like Lori the fag hag and Kevin the hag fag are back to blocking each other on social media like two petty schoolgirls. They never fail to delight. In the meantime, let's take a peek at some minor updates.
KEVINISADUMBBISH: There's a new Instagram account with the name "kevinisadumbbish" who is leaving comments on Lori's pictures.
"DONT SUPPORT THIS PERSON [Lori]! HER AND HER DERANGED FIANCÉ [Kevin] HAVE THREATENED TO KILL PEOPLE! SHE HAS TOLD A RAPE VICTIM TO KILL THEMSELVES! I AM POSTING PROOF ON MY ACC AND HAVE A LAWYER SINCE THEY LOVE TO THREATEN LEGAL ACTION. ALSO 1K VIEWS FOR OVER 100k FOLLOWERS? SHE IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER FROM HER NUMBERS TO HER LV BRACELET IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEEE" - kevinisadumbbish
"there is a reason she can't find a man her own age"
NEW VIDEO: More of the same with Lori's usual awkwardness, jerky movements, and grotesquely contemptuous facial expressions. She seems angry.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT WRONG: After multiple requests from her current and potential customers to add variety to her pedobait content, Lori again refuses. These smug and dismissive responses are bizarre given her low and dwindling number of OnlyFan clients. I guess being a giant thundercunt is more important to Lori than behaving like a professional.
IG User: "Same photo 6 bloody times"
Lori: "that's how I rolll"
KEVINISADUMBBISH: There's a new Instagram account with the name "kevinisadumbbish" who is leaving comments on Lori's pictures."DONT SUPPORT THIS PERSON [Lori]! HER AND HER DERANGED FIANCÉ [Kevin] HAVE THREATENED TO KILL PEOPLE! SHE HAS TOLD A RAPE VICTIM TO KILL THEMSELVES! I AM POSTING PROOF ON MY ACC AND HAVE A LAWYER SINCE THEY LOVE TO THREATEN LEGAL ACTION. ALSO 1K VIEWS FOR OVER 100k FOLLOWERS? SHE IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER FROM HER NUMBERS TO HER LV BRACELET IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEEE" - kevinisadumbbish
"there is a reason she can't find a man her own age"
NEW VIDEO: More of the same with Lori's usual awkwardness, jerky movements, and grotesquely contemptuous facial expressions. She seems angry. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS IG User: "Same photo 6 bloody times"
Lori: "that's how I rolll"
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So um... did Kevin suddenly get an Only Fans account to post some super speshul spicy nudes in his faggy winged shoes... or is Lori using his account? Sorry that it's blury,
So.. is all the unhinged lunacy him, or both?
So.. is all the unhinged lunacy him, or both?
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Yeah Lori, we all know this is how you roll, otherwise you wouldn't have a thread here.
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It sounds like Lori the fag hag and Kevin the hag fag are back to blocking each other on social media like two petty schoolgirls. They never fail to delight. In the meantime, let's take a peek at some minor updates.
"DONT SUPPORT THIS PERSON [Lori]! HER AND HER DERANGED FIANCÉ [Kevin] HAVE THREATENED TO KILL PEOPLE! SHE HAS TOLD A RAPE VICTIM TO KILL THEMSELVES! I AM POSTING PROOF ON MY ACC AND HAVE A LAWYER SINCE THEY LOVE TO THREATEN LEGAL ACTION. ALSO 1K VIEWS FOR OVER 100k FOLLOWERS? SHE IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER FROM HER NUMBERS TO HER LV BRACELET IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEEE" - kevinisadumbbish
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RIGHTWRONG: After multiple requests from her current and potential customers to add variety to her pedobait content, Lori again refuses. These smug and dismissive responses are bizarre given her low and dwindling number of OnlyFan clients. I guess being a giant thundercunt is more important to Lori than behaving like a professional.
IG User: "Same photo 6 bloody times"
Lori: "that's how I rolll"
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I think people telling her that her shits boring and repetitive pisses her off. She wants to do the bare minimum so she doesnt want to be creative (shes not capable of it anyways).It sounds like Lori the fag hag and Kevin the hag fag are back to blocking each other on social media like two petty schoolgirls. They never fail to delight. In the meantime, let's take a peek at some minor updates.
"DONT SUPPORT THIS PERSON [Lori]! HER AND HER DERANGED FIANCÉ [Kevin] HAVE THREATENED TO KILL PEOPLE! SHE HAS TOLD A RAPE VICTIM TO KILL THEMSELVES! I AM POSTING PROOF ON MY ACC AND HAVE A LAWYER SINCE THEY LOVE TO THREATEN LEGAL ACTION. ALSO 1K VIEWS FOR OVER 100k FOLLOWERS? SHE IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER FROM HER NUMBERS TO HER LV BRACELET IS FAAAAAKKKEEEEEE" - kevinisadumbbish
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"there is a reason she can't find a man her own age"
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RIGHTWRONG: After multiple requests from her current and potential customers to add variety to her pedobait content, Lori again refuses. These smug and dismissive responses are bizarre given her low and dwindling number of OnlyFan clients. I guess being a giant thundercunt is more important to Lori than behaving like a professional.
IG User: "Same photo 6 bloody times"
Lori: "that's how I rolll"
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The fact that Lori is trapped with possibly an even bigger cow than herself makes you believe that karma may be real. These two truly deserve each other. It's also a testament to her absolute laziness and entitlement that she doesn't get a job, her own place, and dump his ass. But each time I check this thread, I'm always hopeful that today is the day she bolts and both of them are spilling everything all over the Internet.
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I believe it is Kevin who uses the reddit account but after being told he can't post on Lori's behalf (or something like that) they started acting like it was a joint account. I seriously doubt that Lori ever uses it though, she probably just orders Kevin to do her reddit related bidding.
In this case did Lori hop on to argue with this reddit user? Or is it Kevin pretending to be Lori in this instance?
If we look back to this post we see the usual 4 posts rapid-fire that is Kevin's trademark at this point but he's typing as if he is Lori.
Did she ever post like this in the past? Like during the Usagi days? From what I have seen she likes to keep things vague and brief, albeit insulting. Those reddit posts come off as Kevin sperging.
What I really don't get is why they don't do a joint onlyfans like that Mewoza faggot had with his ex. Kevin could be getting BJs and selling video of it like his friend. Lori might actually touch him if it means she can buy more trashy "outfits"
That Mewoza guy creeps me out to no end btw. It's like if Lurch from the Luna thread was younger and knew how to use filters.
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The prey has become the hunter - Kevin is now skinwalking Lori, and I wonder how this is all going to end. Isn't this Lori's longest lasting "relationship"? If so, doubly curious.
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it will end with kevin wearing lori's face, naked but with the winged shoes on.
because thats haute couture
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lolz such a twisted ending to a twisted tale. What comes next is the FBI are banging on the door telling ol' Kev to open the door as he just stands there all catatonic & shit like Michael Myers
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For archival and search purposes, here's a transcript of Kevin's most recent batshittery as shared by @urine_county [LINK] and @faggot fucker [LINK]. Thank you for these Kevin-y nuggets of joy!
Tentacle_likes_pr0n: "Criticism here your uh spicy content doesn't have 'lots of variety' sadly. No background changes, pose changes etc you're playing it a bit too safe for Onlyfans (almost the same as your Instagram posts even) . What I see is just dress up not NSFW content. Hopefully it's not too much to ask? -former sub"
LORI KEVIN (adollaskye): "Please don't lie on the subreddit. You're not a former sub and you're only here to cloutbomb. Every other person on here seems to only do full nude all the time. Sorry I don't want to give it out for free. If you can't afford the good content stfu. Hopefully in the rules where it says 'don't be a dick' its not too much to ask right? If you think my OF is anything like my IG you obviously didn't pay any real money. No background changes? Almost everyone does porn at home. I hate to burst the bubble but flashing outside makes you a sex offender for life if you get caught. What other background besides 4 walls can you have? I can dissect even further if you'd like me to point out why else your comment is completely stupid?"
DownvoteFSM: "You must consider mayo spicy. I too have seen the OF content and it's essentially the same as your IG and FB postings. Maybe take some of that top 2% earnings you love to brag about and invest in your craft. There's these amazing things called backdrops and green screens. Surely you've heard of them being that you're nearly 40 years old with adequate internet access to post the same regurgitated asian app filtered photos 10 times a day. Google it. Put it on your Amazon wishlist ffs if you can't afford it. The poster above gave you meaningful and respectful criticism as a former subscriber. Which I can absolutely attest to, the content is not worth paying for when there's girls who give 1000% more variety, minimal editing and far less attitude when given the slightest bit of criticism."
Tentacle_likes_pr0n: "You are very aggressive and cannot accept criticism. Yes I did pay for supposedly NSFW images and simply did not get my money's worth. Maybe two or three nip slips and that Is all I can remember, not very 'spicy'. A) By background I meant props, lighting etc not a pile of clothes with the same mirror. Have a set space for photos that you use for your source of income. Even a blank wall with fairy lights will do specially since as it's supposed to be uniquely crafted like you have said. B) Maybe get a tripod for your phone, they're cheap and easy to set up so you could take pictures with more variety without thinking of how to hold your phone. C) your opinion can be stated without completely looking down on your costumer [consumer]. If that is how you treat people who pay for your content, it will reflect badly on your business. Keep it professional. I'm sorry you thought that I meant to you had to flash people outside. Some terms may have passed over your head and again I apologize for that as well. That is all."
timoteiiiii: "Tentacle I'd advise that you block adollaskye and any other accounts they make. They will probably continue harassing you now because you said something that wasn't...exactly what they wanted. I have receipts of them stalking people for days and dozens of threats he's sent to strangers. Stay safe, friend."
DownvoteFSM: "You must consider mayo spicy. I too have seen the OF content and it's essentially the same as your IG and FB postings. Maybe take some of that top 2% earnings you love to brag about and invest in your craft. There's these amazing things called backdrops and green screens. Surely you've heard of them being that you're nearly 40 years old with adequate internet access to post the same regurgitated asian app filtered photos 10 times a day. Google it. Put it on your Amazon wishlist ffs if you can't afford it. The poster above gave you meaningful and respectful criticism as a former subscriber. Which I can absolutely attest to, the content is not worth paying for when there's girls who give 1000% more variety, minimal editing and far less attitude when given the slightest bit of criticism."
Tentacle_likes_pr0n: "You are very aggressive and cannot accept criticism. Yes I did pay for supposedly NSFW images and simply did not get my money's worth. Maybe two or three nip slips and that Is all I can remember, not very 'spicy'. A) By background I meant props, lighting etc not a pile of clothes with the same mirror. Have a set space for photos that you use for your source of income. Even a blank wall with fairy lights will do specially since as it's supposed to be uniquely crafted like you have said. B) Maybe get a tripod for your phone, they're cheap and easy to set up so you could take pictures with more variety without thinking of how to hold your phone. C) your opinion can be stated without completely looking down on your costumer [consumer]. If that is how you treat people who pay for your content, it will reflect badly on your business. Keep it professional. I'm sorry you thought that I meant to you had to flash people outside. Some terms may have passed over your head and again I apologize for that as well. That is all."
timoteiiiii: "Tentacle I'd advise that you block adollaskye and any other accounts they make. They will probably continue harassing you now because you said something that wasn't...exactly what they wanted. I have receipts of them stalking people for days and dozens of threats he's sent to strangers. Stay safe, friend."
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Yes Kevin, it is I, Momokun the snake charmer here to put your whiteboy twitter ghetto speak on blast.
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This faggot must have had the Lori pictures set to private cause they're all back now.
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Not that anybody should take my word for it but I am adding confirmation to this. I watch Kevin's accounts pretty closely and the u/adollaskye Reddit account used to only mention Kevin in the bio and have a profile pic of just Kevin. Bio said something like "Hello! I'm Skye and I'm a cosplay prop maker!" After Kevin posted some pics of Lori in certain subreddits he was told that he isn't allowed to post on someone else's behalf, as per the subreddit rules. Instead of just finding another sub to spam Lori's insta pics in, he back pedaled, changed the profile pic to a pic of him and Lori, and changed the bio to say "HELLO! SKYE AND MONSTERGIRL HERE!" because Kevin was... afraid of Reddit mods lol. Awhile ago I posted a comparison bio on lolcow that iirc @faggot fucker ended up posting here which showed the before and after. Basically, Kevin and Lori pretend to share a Reddit account because of some individual subreddit rules that Kevin was afraid of breaking.
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I didn't realize it was a single reddit topic that had him change it to a "joint account". How fucking lame and gay can you get? It's not enough that Lori has chipped away any last ounce of manhood, but to bend to a reddit mod...I can't think of a more pathetic way to live life.
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Oh boy, what's this fresh batch of insanity? Thanks @2020chan!
"Stalker said Im stupid because they decided to be a cyberstalker LMFAOOOOO Thanks for admitting what you did. 
My life has more than enough happiness to fill me for 200 years and thats not even adding how much I love my girl. This is what I did with my time. We are not the same. I actually enjoy life XD Too bad [no emoji] can't see this but I'm sure some [snake emoji] cap this too ^^ Pandemic made yall foul" - Lori Kevin
My life has more than enough happiness to fill me for 200 years and thats not even adding how much I love my girl. This is what I did with my time. We are not the same. I actually enjoy life XD Too bad [no emoji] can't see this but I'm sure some [snake emoji] cap this too ^^ Pandemic made yall foul" - 
Just as wealthy people have no need to prove their wealth, happy people have no need to prove their happiness. The "local sexy anime boy" doth protest too much, methinks.
Here are a few updates:
KEVINISADUMBBISH ON THE WARPATH: As mentioned in an earlier post, there's an Instagram account named KevinIsADumbBish that is targeting Lori Lewd's IG page. Given the strict "don't pozload my negholep" KF rule, I'm going to politely assume that this troll is not a farmer. It seems that KevinIsADumbBish is currently on the warpath under the new username cerda_u_piggy_."PROOF OF THIS OLD HAGS ABUSE IS RECORDED ON MY ACCOUNT @kevinisadumbbish SHE IS BLOCKING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ALL I POST IS TRUE! I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE ACCOUNTS UNTIL THIS RACIST ABUSER IS DEPLATFORMED! I AM EMAILING YOUR SPONSORS CAPS OF YOUR AND YOUR LITTLE BOYS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR YOU RUINED SO MANY LIVES AND HURT MANY PEOPLE" - cerda_u_piggy_
While unrelated, please note the two other comments for Lori: "Ew" and "Woah...nice cock."
THE EYELASHES THING: Lori has many strange narcissistic obsessions and one of them is her eyelashes. Despite contradictory evidence, Lori claims that she does not need nor wear false eyelashes because her natural lashes are "pretty epic." Here's another recent example of this fixation.IG User: "I love your eyes and eyeliner :')"
Lori: "I'm glad you like em. I always wanna be fancy and try fake lashes but I tried once and they hurt!"
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This is the saddest shit, this nigga used to be so talented and he squandered all his opportunities for some 40 year old pussy he helps shill to coomers and doesn't even get to tap."Stalker said Im stupid because they decided to be a cyberstalker LMFAOOOOO Thanks for admitting what you did.LoriKevin
Scroll through his Instagram, you won't find any other cosplay that isn't Bakugou, which when looking at the above image is the least impressive of his work imo. "This is what I did with my time" yeah but when did he even make these? Since the beginning of this thread there has been 0 new cosplays, just pictures of him cutting foam to add to the same tired Bakugou whilst stabbing himself in the process.
Remember when he was getting invites from video game companies that were so impressed with his work? Where are all those invites now? Nowhere and they're never going to come again, you wanna know why?
Because if you go on any of his SM you wont find cosplay or any other display of his talents, you'll just find status after status screeching at anonymous trolls for 0 likes. You'll find him on reddit attacking could be customers. You'll find him on Instagram archiving and unarchiving the same pictures of Lori as he waits to be unblocked for the tenth time this week. You'll find him on youtube fighting with minors.
His entire social media presence is just him trying to convince everyone else that he's happy, wealthy and popular when in reality he and Lori are just... losers.
ETA: didn’t wanna make an entire post for this but the other farms confirmed all these costumes were made pre-Lori. So? What’s he been doing with his time with Lori, then? Oh right. It’s all documented here lmao
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