Chris has been arrested

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So is this confirmation the rape kit tested positive? Even though it could be the EPO, it would be strange to bring four cops for that. Feels a little overkill
 
Kill Your Idols said:
I feel like killers get groupies because it plays into some weird bad boy fantasy. Raping your senile mother is about as limp-dick and pathetic as it gets, so I highly doubt this will get Chris any sort of clout. (Who knows though, people are fucking crazy.)
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I mean yeah there are probably a few crazy chicks that are genuinely into that, but usually it's just grifters who want to cash in on the criminal's fame. Charles Manson had some chick that wanted to put his dead body in a museum or something like that.
 
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GypsyBard said:
If Chris goes into a asylum for life which is likely due to the fact that he won't shut up about dimensional merges and sonichu even while he's being arrested I will consider it the end of his story
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Not how it works champ and no, literally 0% chance (and that's ignoring the fact that asylums don't even exist)...

He literally could have told the cop he was the reincarnation of Obama's left foot and can cast spells and that has literally 0 to do with the crime or his chances of conviction. Absolutely none. You should learn how the law works
 
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Ryanwasgay said:
No but Ralph did try to get underaged pussy so idk if that's much better...
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wait really? what a freak
well either way in a hypothetical situation where only one gets to be arrested im picking the person who actually succeeded in their crime,
in the best scenario both would be arrested
 
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Khantressa said:
That’s where you’re wrong
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Well, I guess I mean how they are going to victimize him. Are they going to take whatever he has, and make a fool of him? Most definitely. Dudes in prison would honestly get a kick out of someone like Chris, because they have lives even more stagnant and mundane than ours, and a true lolcow is a lolcow in any environment. I mean, put yourself in the shoes of another gen pop prisoner. Imagine that life. Are you going to shank Chris for being a literal motherfucker, or are you going to let him go off, and realize you can get endless amounts of entertainment from this fat retard? That guy is his own fucking TV show.

Now of you're implying that Tyrone and Miguel are going to make a submissive cumslut out of Chris....has anyone willing fucked Chris ever?
 
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Philosophy Phil said:

Incest charges confirmed.
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The deputy sounded so tired when she said "yes, we got him...*begin internal monolog***this is the 50th fucking sped calling me, this is the night shift, I am supposed to be sipping coffee and catching up on paperwork, not fielding all these stupid questions about a lady boy who fucked his fucking mom!)
 
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speaking on Barb and her lucidity, she is aware that if she doesn't have Chris to help her pay the mortgage, she will lose the house? I doubt the bank would put her on some type of program due to the pandemic.
 
Qiffq said:
Where do we go from here?
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I don't know about the rest of you but personally after all of this is over I was thinking about writing a book

A summary of Chris which would show the difference between when the internet first discovered in to when he finally made it behind bars
 
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