Chris has been arrested

[Queen Of The Harpies]

i don't think this can get any funnier than it is right now but dear god i hope it does

Aside from the rape thing, agreed.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

This is going to happen in the future

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Even Stevie Wonder thinks that looks like a dude.

 

[Pissmaster]

Chris was honestly never really that fat. Mostly out of shape, because of his sedentary life-style.

He’s fat by the standards of most other countries

 

[McSneaks]

Thinking he might be too cuckoo and insane to stay in jail, not sure how US laws work but I'm expecting him to be transferred to some mental institution sooner or later

Clearly. If he's convicted he's going to jail

 

[Merrick]

Anyone know if an incest conviction lands you on the sex offender registry?

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html

If I'm reading this correctly, there needs to be a second charge.

If they can prove that Barb was mentally incapacitated as well as the incest, then yes, he goes on the registry.

If they can't, and there's only the one charge of incest, then no. If Barb isn't struggling with dementia, she better get very, very good at pretending, because I think they'd charge her with incest too.

So far, there's just one count of incest against Chris.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Anyone know if an incest conviction lands you on the sex offender registry?

Yes because it is a sex crime.

 

[dogewhistle]

Chris-chan does Rodney Dangerfield:

"I'm tellin ya, I don't get no respect. I finally get a girl, she tells me I'm no good in bed. Says I was better goin' out than comin' in. What kinda mother is that?"

 

[Doctor Krieger]

@Null is directnly responsible for all of this. If he just gave up the site and moved on and had a real life and career and family like he should have 4+ years ago, none of this would have happened.

That's like blaming Google for anyone who's ever used it to look up how to make explosives. Shut the fuck up and go back to Twitter, asshole.

 

[F. Lee Bailey]

This could mean Barbs could be in trouble too. If the cops ask her she’s gonna deny, Chris will deny, and he’ll transition into a free man.

No.

Chris was simply arrested on this single charge in Henrico County; when a person is arrested in a different jurisdiction, often it's usually only on one or two charges, even if they've committed multiple crimes. This does not in any way reflect the total charges he will face once he's arraigned in Greene County, where the crimes were actually committed.

 

[McSneaks]

Anyone know if an incest conviction lands you on the sex offender registry?

Rape certainly does if he gets hit with that

 

[Bixby Snyder]

They won't. Even if they can't prove it was rape, incest is still illegal, and that can easily stick.

Also, considering Barb is a dementia addled 80 year old woman, the prosecution may only be holding off on rape charges for not. They can be laid if they can determine that she's of unfit mind to be able to consent.

I feel like everyone has been jumping to conclusions here.

We cannot know if it was rape until we know what she was wearing

 

[Swamp Thing]

Chris-chan does Rodney Dangerfield:

"I'm tellin ya, I don't get no respect. I finally get a girl, she tells me I'm no good in bed. Says I was better goin' out than goin' in. What kinda mother is that?"

How can he do Rodney Dangerfield? He only does his mom!
Hey-oh.

 

[Crux]

ralph is literally watching an internet lolcow legend CWC get arrested for fucking his own 80 yr old mother and the only thing, the ONLY thing, on his tiny little mind is this "joshua moon" character

oooooo maybe he's trying to draw attention away from what CWC has done so when we find out he's fucking his mom folks wont be so upset

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

I wonder if Chris will try to get in contact with Barb again after finishing his sentence.

you absolutely know he will, did you see that shit eating grin he had being arrested and in his mugshot? he absolutely dont not comprehend his predicament

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

 

[CervixHammer]

"In the end? Nothing ends, Adrien. Nothing ever ends."

 

[Rioh]

I'm sure this has been pointed out but the "held without bail" thing will probably change tomorrow morning. If you are arrested in a weekend you can't be given a bail amount until you're arraigned which normally happens the following monday.

 

[McSneaks]

That's like blaming Google for anyone who's ever used it to look up how to make explosives. Shut the fuck up and go back to Twitter, asshole.

Yes because all the trolls inserted themselves into Chris' life because they simply wanted to be destructive, and not for the entertainment of others. Totally. Good comparison 10/10

 

[ThePeePooMan]

Null, you said you're done with him. Does that include helping him find housing/care like you said you would after Barb dies? Because now Chris will certainly not returning to the house, whether he beats the case or not.

 

[Puck]

The worst part of cwc's arrest is that the gunt profited off of it