Chris has been arrested

[Bixby Snyder]

Updated with his charges.View attachment 2401937

Fuck.

He don’t have a kid or grand child. He’s clearly innocent

Case closed boys, let’s go home!

 

[Learned Hand]

i might be missing something but those charges against Christine don't make sense. Shouldn't Barbara get hit instead?

Incest is a two party crime, all other factors notwithstanding, Barbara is guilty of the same crime.

The police will be wanting to question Barb, if they have not already. This is about to get very strange.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

the greatest plot twist would be if barb raped chris

 

[Symalsa]

Updated with his charges.View attachment 2401937

They did this quick probably to stop the calls

 

[Constellationzero]

yeah, I'm sure they're thrilled as he casually rattles off a half-dozen felonies and misdemeanors while he tells them (again and again) about his love quest and how he's queen of the multiverse.

unironically though the worst thing here is the fact that Chris will probably bury himself by talking constantly to the cops. If he shut the fuck up, kept his mouth shut, and waited for his lawyer to arrive, the defense could lean into the autism and help avoid a lot of trouble.
but if he's sitting there telling them every detail, he's fucking himself over BADLY. cops can twist the words of the best and brightest to sound like monsters, imagine the goldmine of "can and will be used against you" content they can draw out of Chris' inane ramblings


never, ever, ever, ever talk to the police. they aren't speaking english, they're speaking law, and it's a language you aren't fluent in.

It's always funny when watching the police interrogations from TCAP where these idiots (Meatrocket's mommy was his lolyer) run off at the mouth. Sometimes they plead the 5th and play a bunch of games hemming and hawing, ultimately telling the cops everything. It's an entertaining and hilarious bid to delay(?) avoid(?) booking, the bullpens, and the walk of shame to the cellblock dayroom.
Like...they are NOT going anywhere until they see a judge and bail is set or not. But goddamn, they do this thinking somehow they won't be earnin' zoo zoo's and wham wham's for daddy by the end of the evening.

Why would Pristine Christine do any different? Too bad we won't see or hear the interrogation tapes. I'm sure Mary Lee Walsh feels properly vindicated.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

I guess BlueSpike was right about Chris "being raped in jail by a bunch of niggers"

bluespike has bestowed us with the gift of prophesy

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

But it's also documented that people get really peaceful, sometimes even euphoric, right before they become An Hero. With how Chris comments about people going to CWCville when they die, do we really know Chris won't try to do something drastic? We've been wrong before about how far he would take things.

This with the addition of Chris claiming the Dimensional Merge is on, I wouldn't be completely surprised if his delusion peaks with him killing himself to merge into CWCville or some shit like that.

 

[tiffanytwisted]

bail has allegedly been denied.
unsurprising, as he's about as big of a flight risk as it gets, oh and also the charges against him are heinous and he's a monster, yada yada

We don’t actually know if bail was denied. It just hasn’t been set yet because he hasn’t had an arraignment hearing. He should have arraignment tomorrow and we’ll know about the bail thing then.

 

[cancermonger]

I have always thought of him as a nigger, look how he acts and lives, Lego and toys are his bling.

every race has got it's own chris chan

 

[NavyGuzzler]

I wonder if Cole knows.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

there were a lot of easier ways for him to kill himself outside of police custody than there are in it. I doubt it.

Yeah but yesterday when he was a free mamchild, he was wristwatch-deep in Barb's cooter and had every reason to continue living. Circumstances have changed.
Fkashback to simpler times:

 

[biozeminadae1]

I called someone
And in the Information age
I called someone
Mom faced autistic rage

Now I'm in a cage

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Updated with his charges.View attachment 2401937

Oh crap Crystal is real

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Incest is a two party crime, all other factors notwithstanding, Barbara is guilty of the same crime.

The police will be wanting to question Barb, if they have not already. This is about to get very strange.

No, not really.

Right now people are thinking this is all Chris will be charged with. The charge of incest is relevant even if Chris raped Barb. He will have other charges added after he is interrogated, and I will be shocked if one isn't rape.

 

[Goofy Goober]

I think they need to recheck their work.

during the interrogation chris was possessed by sonichu and started freaking out about how chris was raping him

 

[Sen. Howell Tankerbell]

It’s a fair question. But there may have been an initial determination that Barb wasn’t capable to consent.

Not a lawyer by any means, but I imagine that once they determine she's not able to consent, it will automatically become a rape charge.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

.

I love Benjamin "I got my eye on you" Washington

Why is every Benjamin on this website cross eyed on their mugshot? another sign of the dimensional merge?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/benjamin-barber-endomorphosis-starworks5-swissproxy.26307/

 

[crackerchrist]

This with the addition of Chris claiming the Dimensional Merge is on, I wouldn't be completely surprised if his delusion peaks with him killing himself to merge into CWCville or some shit like that.

He’s got to be on like some type of suicide / mental health watch right? Or at least in an open holding cell in view of guards or cameras

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Where's this from?

I got it from the henrico county jail's records.

 

[Brainworms]

I hate it here