perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[Patrick Bateman]

Made a meme for the wild ride.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Since people keep asking about the coins:

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1. I am not changing the design.
2. I'm limiting the sales at the next round number.
3. If you want a refund, I will refund you.
4. This will be the last anything I sell with any direct reference to Chris.

2021 1oz 9999 Silver Round – Mad at the Internet

madattheinternet.com

Someday the people who have bought these will pass them down to their grandchildren..and will get to explain how the man on the front raped his demented mother.

And something like that has no prices my friends.

 

[Archeops]

Since people keep asking about the coins:

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1. I am not changing the design.
2. I'm limiting the sales at the next round number.
3. If you want a refund, I will refund you.
4. This will be the last anything I sell with any direct reference to Chris.

2021 1oz 9999 Silver Round – Mad at the Internet

madattheinternet.com

Nice to see that you're sticking by your guns when it comes to not changing the design, giving refunds to those that might want a refund due to the whole fiasco, and these coins being the last piece of site merch to feature Chris. I don't really get the reasoning behind limiting the rounds but I understand your decision to do so and accept it nonetheless.

Also, I just noticed that you added a in-stock counter to coin's listing. It feels bittersweet to see such a thing but I'm sure it spur more folks to pick up the coins while they're in stock. I already have two on order but I feel obliged to get more.

 

[Wodanaz]

retarded bullshit

cringe nigger. turn the internet (little i) off for a week and exercise your body.

 

[Absurdity]

cringe nigger. turn the internet (little i) off for a week and exercise your body.

Sperg harder, little you.

 

[Wodanaz]

Sperg harder, little you.

and take your meds

 

[Absurdity]

and take your meds

How'd you get so good at this?

 

[Christ4President2024]

Can't wait to put this coin on the shelf right next to my framed Bill Cosby headshot and signed Kevin Spacey autobiography

 

[faucet]

uh, no. that's retarded.

"uh, no. that's retarded." - retard who paid $900 to press epic julay mommy rape coins

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@Null I know it'll never happen unless Hell freezes over, but I nominate @theralph for next year's coin.
He's earned it today.
It'll never happen because @theralph would never agree to have his likeness remotely related to anything Kiwi Farms (even though he has an account here), let alone anything that would benefit you. Even if he did agree to it, he would either ask for an absurd royalty price that would never be fulfilled or he would pull some stunt at the last minute that would screw the process up out of spite.

 

[Merry]

@Null I know it'll never happen unless Hell freezes over, but I nominate @theralph for next year's coin.
He's earned it today.
It'll never happen because @theralph would never agree to have his likeness remotely related to anything Kiwi Farms (even though he has an account here), let alone anything that would benefit you. Even if he did agree to it, he would either ask for an absurd royalty price that would never be fulfilled or he would pull some stunt at the last minute that would screw the process up out of spite.

Cow of the year coins would be cool. It'd be like the royal mint

 

[MusicBox32]

Dunno what the legality of printing someones likeness on a coin is. Null mightve mentioned it at some point but I'd guess Chris didnt give a shit, whereas Ralph would prolly sue. Maybe just have one face be a depiction of his gunt instead?

 

[Scrumption]

Ralph could sue him for an invasion of privacy, probably appropriation of name or likeness. Basically, that would consist of proving that his image or name was used without his consent for commercial gain. Null and Chris may have come to an agreement.

 

[MusicBox32]

Having to have Ralph sue to claim ownership over his stomach fat's likeness would be fucking hilarious.

 

[BadGoy1488]

Who would want a refund? I'm considering buying more!

 

[An Ghost]

These coins will only be worth more when Chris is exonerated. My order stands.

 

[Kelly's Leg Nerve]

I have a 'serial' bowl with Charles Manson on it, I don't see why this is so different.

 

[Paradigm]

The coins could become a commemoration of what Chris once was. Put a melancholy spin on what is otherwise now a cursed item.

 

[deso2y]

LOL JERSH IS STILL SELLING A MOTHERFUCKING COIN.

 

[Celebidhren]

Still going to love having the coin as a memento, despite the unfortunate motherfucking.
Plus, I guess the recent events serve as a more definitive incentive for any future coins to have somebody else on the obverse.
Also, I guess this really did end up being one of your more retarded ideas. Hopefully just a mild headache rather than a potential disaster, though.