Chris has been arrested

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Fast and loose morals.
Nasty disposision
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Oh his time will come too. Once you dedicate too much time to lolcows you become lolcows.

Hell, we have those crazy lassies that run after convicts because of the thrill and shit, like Bundy, but it takes some special scumminess to run after someone who is likely guilty of some truly heinous shit.
 
Has Chris had laser hair removal? We might be seeing bearded tranny Chris here soon since he probably won't have access to razors very often if at all. That will be interesting.

Chris will be hosed like a animal and shaved bald when his patented odor of shit, piss and crusty cum now with prolapsed anus attracts all manner of parasites and superpower of stinking up the entire prison block.

Remember there aren't any maxi pads in prison only shit brown carrot suit. You'd have to be a very determined ass bandit to fuck a man who has runny shit dripping down his thighs.

People don't feel bad for Chris' hairy asshole, feel bad for the first fucker trying to find it. That is PTSD inducing experience

Also feel bad for the people who have to share a room, eat near him or attempt to get clean when Chris is around
 
There needs to be a psychological evaluation first to deem if someone is insane or not because a LOT of criminals try to pretend insanity to get a lighter sentence. Insanity goes beyond just saying weird shit. Not that Im disagreeing with you, Im just saying that the process is realistically more complicated than that.
I know, I've successly pled insanity twice. But we are talking about Chris-Chan. Try and convince anyone he is sane.
 
Good news! Chris now has a fellow inmate who ALSO has heterochromia! He's a sex offender too! Sounds like they'll also have a blast.
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That's not heterochromia, he looks whacked out of his mind on something. Aniscoria that severe is usually seen alongside paralysis on that side of the face. Whatever is fucked up here is all in his brain. He's probably in a good amount of pain.
 
Somewhere in Virginia, there is a public defender who is sleeping peacefully with absolutely no comprehension of the horror that awaits them tomorrow.
Public defenders dont sleep easily, either the drafts from their cardboard box apartment keeps them awake as they count the years until law school loan forgiveness hits or they're blackout drunk
 
Why is Chris being charged with "Incest w/Own Child or Grandchild" when he clearly fucked his demented mother?
It's probably just how the statute is labeled in the system they're using. I doubt it's a free text field where the user can type whatever.

Or maybe the user took one look at him and realized he's old enough to be a father, so clearly he was having sex with his child, not his elderly mother. That wouldn't make any sense.
 
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