Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[AssRock]

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Would that be the same Galaxy Tab S6 Light that he was "gifted" last year and he's just now dug it up from between the mattresses?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

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High fives to those of us who predicted that as the first of the month approached, he would soon be getting a gift from his tugboat mysterious benefactor. What a lucky guy to get the exact make and model tablet that he was wishing for mere days ago! How generous of his anonymous backer to free him of the hell of having to use the same tablet both indoors and outdoors! The horror!

He can't even wait an extra few days past the first to announce he got it. How does one live without even a modicum of shame? The monthly tablet ruse cycle is such an odd compulsion. At least mix it up...Try for an Apple Watch next. It's so you can better monitor your health, so it totally counts as a "need".

 

[Next Task]

New tablet from a """friend""". Just in time for August 1st! @Norman B. Normal archive

New rumour: Lou calls Amazon his friend because he spends more time with them and their call centre operators than anyone else.
Old fact: Lou has no friends, he has a couple of sycophants who are crazier than he is. Of all the people that have given Lou advice on how to be a better person, advice Lou has claimed he desperately needs, not a single one of them has suggested he buy a new tablet, lie that a friend had given him a tablet, or even if said friend existed and offered an old tablet that Lou should just accept it without paying, or even properly thanking, him.

Lou. Lou never changes.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

A talking bear told something similar to a young highly functioning autistic boy some 30 years ago and here we are.

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[The Dude]

Louie on Tiddy Skittles would be awesome! Just to watch him shoot up to 650lbs instead of 500lbs and see all his lard-ass related health issues spiral out of control. Constantly in and out of the hospital for more Diabetic Ulcers, neuropathy, strokes, cardiac issues, arterial stints and shunts, amputations...all because he wanted to take his "I'm a tranz gurl, yinz guise!" grift to the next level and refuses to actually maintain a healthy lifestyle. The Trainz Crown Fudd hasn't been paying out much lately, after all.

And another first of the month arrives, another new personal computing device is ordered under the lie that a generous friend donated it to Louie. It's like fucking clockwork. Like Old Faithful in Yellowstone. As predictable as the rising sun. I still can't understand how people don't realize he's on some kind of welfare or government disability assistance. Momma Gags obviously got her little tard nugget some kinda SpEd welfare during his college years, probably some time around when they were both interviewed for that news story and she was bragging about "how well he's doing". How do people still not see it? It's as simple as putting two and two together.

And Louie really needs to step up his retarded laughingstock game if he wants to be a lolcow competitor. Chris Chan just got arrested for having incestuous sex with his mother and violating an Emergency Protective Order by keifing $750 dollary-doos from her bank account. What do you think Louie might do to try to trump CWC? Assault his mother? Kill his family while in the throes of an entitled tard tantrum?

A talking bear told something similar to a young highly functioning autistic boy some 30 years ago and here we are.

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Then there is Louie Gagliardi, who will never be either a hero or a legend. The best he will ever manage will be as a cautionary tale and an example of how to utterly fail at everything. Louie Gagliardi: How NOT to Live Your Life

 

[Spoonomancer]

I feel like this quote has been suspiciously pulled from a comic book like usual, to be honest.

 

[Wheresthepaper]

I feel like this quote has been suspiciously pulled from a comic book like usual, to be honest.

It's from the movie The Sandlot where a character is talking to the ghost of Babe Ruth in a dream, gives him a nice motivational speech and says that line at the end

 

[JaneThough]

A talking bear told something similar to a young highly functioning autistic boy some 30 years ago and here we are.

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[Iron Hamster]

Then there is Louie Gagliardi, who will never be either a hero or a legend.

He will always be...........a lesion

 

[The Dude]

He will always be...........a lesion

A lesion on the foot of society, perhaps.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A lesion on the foot of society, perhaps.

on society's ass really but I'll throw you a bone.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I noted earlier that, although Lou's known electronics purchases do not line up well with the first of the month, the devices that he receives as "gifts" do. So this is another data point supporting the tugboat hypothesis.

Here's the updated list. I have also updated the Illustrated Edition, which collects relevant screenshots, backstory, and nonrepudiable links to the Internet Archive for the benefit of anyone who might want to provides receipts for Lou's profligate habits (hi Corust!).

Tablet Number​	Model	Ownership History
1​	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2​	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3​	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4​	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5​	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6​	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7​	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8​	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9​	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
10​	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
11​	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
12​	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 1/17
13​	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2/3
14​	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2/14
15​	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 3/25
16​	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)	"Gifted" 8/1

 

[Spoonomancer]

I noted earlier that, although Lou's known electronics purchases do not line up well with the first of the month, the devices that he receives as "gifts" do. So this is another data point supporting the tugboat hypothesis.

Here's the updated list. I have also updated the Illustrated Edition, which collects relevant screenshots, backstory, and nonrepudiable links to the Internet Archive for the benefit of anyone who might want to provides receipts for Lou's profligate habits (hi Corust!).

Tablet Number	Model	Ownership History
1​	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2​	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3​	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4​	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5​	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6​	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7​	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8​	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9​	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
10​	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
11​	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
12​	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 1/17
13​	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2/3
14​	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2/14
15​	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 3/25
16​	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)	"Gifted" 8/1

did Lou ever mention getting rid of the S6 Lite at all or does he just not keep a lie going on long enough

Also I'd like to point out that in the video that you posted Norman that the Animal Crossing poster in the video comes with Animal Crossing if you pre-order the game from Gamestop, interestingly enough.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

did Lou ever mention getting rid of the S6 Lite at all or does he just not keep a lie going on long enough

He has not. See the Illustrated Edition for details.

 

[AssRock]

He has not. See the Illustrated Edition for details.

So, hypothetically, he hasn't earned enough to get a new tablet, has alienated all of his regular friends, and is just digging out this "old" tablet to try and save face?

 

[Next Task]

So, hypothetically, he hasn't earned enough to get a new tablet, has alienated all of his regular friends, and is just digging out this "old" tablet to try and save face?

My presumption has always been that when he wants a new shiny, he just gets it and the old one gets stuffed in a closet somewhere. He's put a few up for sale but at an inflated price and with red-flag limitations for when and where the person can actually obtain the device, so I sincerely doubt he sold any of them. He keeps talking about them breaking or giving them away to his needy family, and I wouldn't be surprised if he lied about them breaking to try and grift Amazon for a free one, but we know how he reacted when he gave his nephew a tablet - he showed he still thought of it as his and that he had control of it, not that it was an actual gift.

So the likelihood is either that he just dug up one of his old tablets to try and save face, as you say, or he bought a new Android device, realised it would say 'posted from Android', and claimed that it was yet another mysterious gift from his friend who can't possibly exist because Lou doesn't have friends.

The basic presumption for me is his shopping addiction means he can't stop buying new devices, finds an excuse for why he needs not wants a new one, and then gets it, letting the old one get lost somewhere in the mess of his living space. I'd also say he might have returned a couple to Amazon, but more likely tried to scam another one out of them - he's posted about throwing things in the trash the moment they don't do exactly what he wants before, and that sounds very realistic for the Lou we know. While his hovel is likely littered with overlapping devices, I also wouldn't be surprised if he has just thrown away or broken in a tard-rage hundreds of dollars worth of electronics because he has no impulse control, anger issues, and it gives him an excuse to beg more.

 

[Loona]

Grifting. Lying. Eating. Being bad at arguing.

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This was archived a whole two minutes after it was posted. huh.

Ace on Twitter: "a friend was worried about buying a harry potter leg…

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Ace on Twitter: "i love when MAGA people say "you don't matter" what …

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Ace on Twitter: "no. cause i'm not a dude. i never was a dude. no one…

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Ace on Twitter: "pro-tip: no, it's not another pro-tip: Rick and Mort…

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Ace on Twitter: ""You’re struggling to understand why some people are…

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Ace on Twitter: "… "

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In which Lou gets fucking destroyed, rendering him helpless apart from his usual cheap shots:
https://archive.md/ewh6P / https://archive.md/wSq6o / https://archive.md/WvLvK / https://archive.md/l85U6

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Lou being gross with one of his orbiters:

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[MetalParakeet]

What the hell Is this page?

CuriousCat

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[Sintharia]

It amazes me how people double-down on "these words can't change their meaning" while simultaneously trying to convince people that other words change meaning over time. Language evolves, fuckwits. Collectively, the general consensus is moving toward things like "dude" and "guys" having a gender neutral connotation, because that's how we're using the terms. Also, the absolute hilarity of Lou screeching about "dude" when it was used in the past to refer to dandies. Although, I suppose that's accurate. Lou would never be a dandy, either.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Lou remembered that grass is a thing again. I'd be annoyed at his overusage of it to pretend he's winning the argument, except in the past he's gotten so lazy he doesn't type out the whole phrase and just repeats "Touch. Grass" which makes him sound completely retarded. Especially since he seems to think it's some ultimate burn. Anyway, it's pretty rich of him when even when he says he goes outside, it's always to the porch. When was the last time he touched grass, do you think?