Chris has been arrested

[WutangLee]

Incest with own child is the crime that occurred here and they arrested one of the parties to it. This is literal sped shit arguing about the phrasing of the charge when it's perfectly accurate, if a little awkward.

That little "reading between the lines" is how Lawyers make their bread and butter. It might be the difference between barb being charged if she tries to save chris by saying it was consensual

 

[Cripplebits]

One of the posters in /b/ looked up his cellmates.View attachment 2401921

Real talk, how likely is it that he'll get dahmer'd?

 

[cockaine]

How are you guys finding Chris's arrest record? I went through Henrico County's arrest records database on their website and didn't see it there.

 

[Sceaux_lair]

real picture of chris leaving jail, 30 years later.

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She looks like her mother !

 

[The Lizard Queen]

There's apparently already an opera made about Chris and his inappropriate love:

 

[Blue_Snow]

He's been possibly stealing from Barb for years. So that comes identity theft, fraud etc.

the rape, incest, elder abuse

Could be a plethora of thing s

I don’t like barb but he have been fuckin’ her over (no pun intended) since bob died. treating Her like a second class citizen and ignoring her basic needs.

 

[tropic]

All of this talk about Legal action and Chris never seeing the light of day again, makes me feel like this is all way too optimistic.
Chris has the force of a Bear God on his side, I unironically expect a giant meteor to land and free him.

For Chris to actually be in real trouble is just unfathomable on a comic level

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

Incest with own child is the crime that occurred here and they arrested one of the parties to it. This is literal sped shit arguing about the phrasing of the charge when it's perfectly accurate, if a little awkward.

Yeah, was about to say, could they be referring to Barb? Do we know if she's charged with anything?

This gets nuttier and nuttier, and I'm down for the wild ride tonight boys....

 

[WutangLee]

Just like David Bowie - yes.

You can actually tell Bowie has different eyes. It's next to impossible with Chris

 

[Learned Hand]

My prediction, regardless of any additional charges:

Chris will get assigned a public defender, because he cannot afford an attorney that would be willing to take this case. It's an ugly sort of defense and one that would require a considerable amount of work.

That public defender will read 2-3 pages of the charging documents, then tell Chris to plead guilty, and take whatever deal might be offered.

Barring nothing explosive that we do not yet know about, Chris will likely end up in a minimum security type mental/clinical care prison facility.

I believe that would be a good thing, as it gives him a roof over his head, food, and away from the internet. Especially because what likely awaits him after is a spiral into homelessness and a deteriorating mental health situation.

 

[jaffa_calling]

There's apparently already an opera made about Chris and his inappropriate love:

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

 

[YachieKicchou]

Chris using his transgenderism in court would entirely hinge on him getting a lawyer worth a damn (or having a big name lawyer do it) that would be willing and capable of playing the trans card and play it from the bottom of the deck, to quote one of the OJ lawyers.

But since Chris will be stuck with an overworked public defender who won't give a fuck because he's got 5-10 more clients he has to deal with, he'll probably go with the insanity defense because being put in a mental facility is the best Chris can hope for in the eyes of a public defender with zero vested interest in Chris and his bullshit.

It's not uncommon for a public defender to put in some real effort. Your public defender keeps in contact with you and informs you of your options. You can even suggest things and they'll take it into account. I was wrongfully convicted of something once and my public defender was really good about it and went all out for me and saved my ass. There are good ones out there, it just depends entirely on who Chris pulls and whether or not he pisses them off/alienates them too much.

 

[dogewhistle]

Here's the real question: when the merge happens, will Sonichu tongue-pummel Barb's Eisenhower-era meatflaps as well?

 

[Danilla]

I have lost count of how many "I was here"/"posting in epic thread" posts I have deleted. Be grateful I didn't threadban any of you.

You seem like a trannie faggot

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

I know, I've successly pled insanity twice. But we are talking about Chris-Chan. Try and convince anyone he is sane.

Intriguing powerlevel. Are you interested in becoming a cow?

 

[Cuntster]

For the first time in over a decade, Megan Schroeder will be able to have a sound nights sleep.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Real talk, how likely is it that he'll get dahmer'd?

If I had to room somewhere with Chris I would end up shanking him because he probably never shuts up tbh.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

My prediction, regardless of any additional charges:

Chris will get assigned a public defender, because he cannot afford an attorney that would be willing to take this case. It's an ugly sort of defense and one that would require a considerable amount of work.

That public defender will read 2-3 pages of the charging documents, then tell Chris to plead guilty, and take whatever deal might be offered.

Barring nothing explosive that we do not yet know about, Chris will likely end up in a minimum security type mental/clinical care prison facility.

I actually thing that would be a good thing, as it gives him a roof over his head, food, and away from the internet. Especially because what likely awaits him after is a spiral into homelessness and a deteriorating mental health situation.

weirdly seems like this is a merciful ending to Chris's shenanigans

 

[Cripplebits]

Incest with own child is the crime that occurred here and they arrested one of the parties to it. This is literal sped shit arguing about the phrasing of the charge when it's perfectly accurate, if a little awkward.

Maybe it's because he's considered her guardian after she was deemed senile in the evaluation?

 

[WutangLee]

I don’t like barb but he have been fuckin’ her (no pun intende) over since bob died. treating Her like a second class citizen and ignoring her basic needs.

A combination of Barbs senile half dead attitude coupled with Chris' complete lack of empathy and self awareness would point to that being a possibility