Chris has been arrested

[Butthole Surfer]

It's funny to think how Chris has half-siblings who are doctors and work for the federal government.

 

[Ascension]

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Chris-Chan-Arrest-Shirt-by-DillinThomasDHT/84254092.WFLAH

Dillin Thomas selling the shirt design that Chris got arrested in... refreshed the page and he increased the price from 19.99 to 21.55. Imagine trying to profit off of a man fucking his mom and feeling okay about that.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

One can only imagine the thoughts of a strategic mastermind such as Chris

Kek indeed

Why does it matter? Jail is jail. Prison is prison.

I wouldn't know as it wasn't the main point of my post. I was just kicking around an idea of what chris' plan was if he had one, see the quote above. In that regard it would matter to chris tho kek

It varies from state to state. I don't really know, I'm not a law fag, but I guess we will have to wait and see. Virginia is pretty pozzed, but it's also in the south.

Varies on a state to state basis; Virginia in particular does it based on if they had sex reassignment surgery, which Chris has not, due to him feigning dysphoria for that sweet, sweet 'china

Ty for the info, will be interesting to see how this plays out

 

[beautiful person]

Friendly reminder: THIS IS ALL MEGAN’S FAULT!

Chris would never have ended in this situation if she had just put out like a good, boyfriend free girl, instead of running off and sitting on some other guys lap like a fucking whore!

For the first time in over a decade, Megan Schroeder will be able to have a sound nights sleep.

That poor woman. Years of freakshow drama, all because she was nice to the autistic kid.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

I am so glad I witnessed these threads. God it's been a crazy fucking weekend

I thought ED got shut down?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Chris also doesn't have dirt on some of the most powerful people on Earth

HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!!!

 

[Cripplebits]

just think Chris Chan is the final conclusion of an unbroken evolutionary chain going back to DNA soup billions of years ago.

Chris is the first step in humanity transitioning into the transcendent 46 and 2 genome

 

[WutangLee]

I thought ED got shut down?

ED getting shut down is like a guy being trapped through a revolving door.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

Bob's Robertchu's soul must be burning in the most inner circle of hell

 

[ExtremeZapper]

You know how in like any film or series where there's a character being released from prison there's a scene of them getting their personal effects handed back to them by someone behind a counter? Just picture that by some miracle Chris survives a stay in prison, and when the time comes to be released, the Sonichu medallion is handed back through the counter, Chris triumphantly slips it on and marches out of the prison doors with head held high.

Then sees that nobody cares

 

[cockaine]

if chris goes to prison he will be in a forest of black penises.

nah giga chad chris chan is going to the prison full of black forest ham pussy where he will fuck every day of his life.

 

[AnOminous]

imagine:

>be niggo in prison
>decide to get some shower meat from that autistic peckerwood that fucked his mom
>insert coke zero
>dick FUCKING IMPALED on sonichu medallion

I hope Chris goes to prison and rapes and murders all the niggos.

 

[The Gooks of Hazzard]

more than likely he would be sent to a female prison, no? how does the US deal with trannies in jail?

At the risk of revealing my powerlevel - I've worked quite a bit as a corrections officer at county jails within a certain state.
In our state troons are not considered female or eligible for housing in the gender they LARP as without SRS. Jail is not the same as prison, does not answer to the same regulatory agency as prisons in my state.

If Chris had been booked into my state he'd have been placed in segregation for his own protection within a male unit. If he went to our state prison system he'd be placed in a protective custody unit with other trannys, chomos and prison bitches.

States like California are putting troons in female prisons and dealing with the rapes. They've decided troon feelings are more important than women being raped and are issuing condoms and plan B.

 

[Cuck Shack]

more than likely he would be sent to a female prison, no? how does the US deal with trannies in jail?

Every time someone asks this, the devil forces Bob to watch the rape again.

 

[Cripplebits]

You know how in like any film or series where there's a character being released from prison there's a scene of them getting their personal effects handed back to them by someone behind a counter? Just picture that by some miracle Chris survives a stay in prison, and when the time comes to be released, the Sonichu medallion is handed back through the counter, Chris triumphantly slips it on and marches out of the prison doors with head held high.

Then sees that nobody cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

Chris just walks out through a lobby of people with disgusted expressions

 

[Pringles Can]

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Chris-Chan-Arrest-Shirt-by-DillinThomasDHT/84254092.WFLAH

Dillin Thomas selling the shirt design that Chris got arrested in... refreshed the page and he increased the price from 19.99 to 21.55. Imagine trying to profit off of a man fucking his mom and feeling okay about that.

*checks the sellers profile. sees a furry* Well that explains everything. Degenerates trying to sell stuff connected to degeneracy

 

[Velvet Velour]

Bob's soul must be burning in the most inner circle of hell

How does one fuck up raising a child this badly? Can't all just be down to autism.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t know if Chris is going to man, or lady jail, but no matter where, rapists and incest are the lowest of the low in prison hierarchy.

That's before he rapes every single person there.

 

[Spedophile]

Chris is the first step in humanity transitioning into the transcendent 46 and 2 genome

“
I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
Insecure delusions
I wanna feel the change consume me
Feel the outside turning in
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured in
My shadow
My shadow
Change is coming
Now is my time
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to
Forty six and two ahead of me”

prophetic lyrics…

 

[Velvet Velour]

Every time someone asks this, the devil forces Bob to watch the rape again.

good