Chris has been arrested

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So I'm not a 100% on the CWC lore, but doesn't he have some half siblings that are successful? Bob/Barb most have been able to do something right. Wondering what went wrong with Chris.

The other two Chandlers (Chris' half brother and half sister) are successful, but they were around Bob when he was younger. He made a decent effort but spurned them later in life.

Cole is Barbs other kid. He's frustrating if you're a Christorian, and has completely forsaken any responsibility in getting this trainwreck cleaned up.
 
So I'm not a 100% on the CWC lore, but doesn't he have some half siblings that are successful? Bob/Barb most have been able to do something right. Wondering what went wrong with Chris.
Cole hates Barb.
I don't know if you they are retarded laws in the US that forces you to take care of you parents, but if not I don't think Cole will do a thing for Barb.
 
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the following is extremely gay but i'm drunk this weekend has been fucked up and i need to type this out

it really hits hard

for years and years i looked on at this man from a distance just watching quietly as he smashed legos together and yelled about ponies and drew comics about jerkops and his sonic ocs. i remember when he got himself a hooker and i was actually pretty glad for the guy. i thought, great, maybe he'll have gotten that one out of his system now.

i even watched him transition and all that. of course it was ridiculous and of course i knew that he had ulterior motives behind it all, but after a while i began to accept it as being somewhat genuine. after all, there was even foreshadowing to the trans stuff if you looked hard enough. it kind of made sense, so i just thought it was part of my favorite manchilds evolution. look at him trying to be a woman, i thought to myself. at least he seems happy.

one running chris-chan joke was that he was fucking his own mom. bring up any discourse that involved barb and it would come up. bring up chris-chan's love quest and it would probably come up. hell, just bring up chris-chan in general and it would come up. we all smirked and said he wanted to pork his own mom when he was rubbing at her shoulder when they were in court together. we all cringed when he said in a captain's log publically that he had fantasies about fucking his own mom. we all joked and laughed about him smashing the barbussy on the regular, and it was pretty great.

our boy was innocent. sure, he had done a lot of bad things. a lot of real bad things. tried to run over mike with his car. maced a gamestop employee. the entire megan saga. but in his own retarded manchild way, he was innocent.

we were innocent.

it's friday afternoon. my friend messages me on discord. have you heard what chris chan has done, he says? what now, i ask? mace another employee?

a screenshot appears on my screen. the texts that were leaked.

i read them. they make no sense to me. i read them again, and it slowly begins to click. by the third time, i know what is going on.

it has to be doctored, i think to myself. surely. my favorite manchild is capable of many things ... but this? fucking his own mom? raping her while she lays there, addled with dementia?

it cannot be true.

first, i head to the cwcki. it is down. then, i head to the farms. i have no need to click on the chris chan section. it is there. a thread. incest. i click.

from then, it has just been a spiral. i have never really felt inclined to make an account here, but, to cope, i need to. i come here and i call people faggots and all that and i call chris a fat retard and i feel better about the situation. it has been a pleasant way of coping but at the end of the day

chris raped his own mom

my boy isn't innocent

and a part of my innocence has gone as a result

my worldview has changed - not a lot - but enough to make things feel just a little darker

and it's all because a fat retard raped his own mom

tldr: you're all fucking faggots neck yourselves
you're no david foster wallace I'm not fucking reading all that
 
It's crazy when you think think about it. Chris just *almost* had a sort of respect as an e-celeb after years of trolls and weens going after him. He had settled into being this really strange but interesting figure, and an internet icon going back over a decade. If he ever could have had the intelligence and the right mindset, he could have even turned his e-celeb status into something profitable. Then he did the unthinkable, and in the blink of an eye it was all over... He's got more hate on him now than he ever even had back in 2009
yet, he is still of legendary status. his memory will outlive most of us.
 
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It's crazy when you think think about it. Chris just *almost* had a sort of respect as an e-celeb after years of trolls and weens going after him. He had settled into being this really strange but interesting figure, an internet icon going back over a decade. If he ever could have had the intelligence and the right mindset, he could have even turned his e-celeb status into something profitable. Then he did the unthinkable, and in the blink of an eye it was all over... He's got more hate on him now than he ever even had back in 2009.
He seemed to be on track to be a freakshow attraction that people egg on, like Beetlejuice or Jason Genova
 
Even in his earliest days he would use his autism as a shield to hide behind whenever he fucked up, and yet by the very act of doing so he demonstrated that he DID know better and DID comprehend that his actions were wrong, and he was just looking for a way to weasel out of taking responsibility for himself. Hell, even in his COMIC when faced with having to address his own seedy past he decided to shove it all on to Sonichu and have him try to sexually assault Christine so she could take the moral highroad.

Chris has always been aware, he just chooses to not accept it.
Partially agree, there's not enough evidence to claim he's always been aware at the time. It could have been a sub-conscious tactic, that he learned from experience.
 
I hate seeing his photo next to thees degenerates.
 

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No way any lawyer over the age of 35 is going to bother looking him up.
I once got contacted by a defense team just because of posts I had made on a forum.

So I assume it's a matter of course for lawyers to sift through online chatter in cases where there's known to be online publicity.
Come On Fucking Guy is getting all sorts of neg ratings but I think in general he's right. Public defenders- and I'm assuming that's what is going to happen here- do not spend a bunch of time researching their clients. I'm not shit-talking them, it's just that they usually have caseloads that preclude that. They're fucking busy with actual legal motions and trials. Seeing one walk into district court with a binder full of cases for the day speaks to that. I've heard them go up to a client and ask them questions just before a plea because they want to be able to tell the judge mitigating factors for sentencing ("my client tells me that he has been taking care of his mother for 5 years and volunteered at a bake sale last year!")

But this case may attract a lot more attention than happens generally. First, it's salacious. Second, some of the evidence may also demand some sort of additional online elements (if the prosecution wants to bring in the audio, for example). I think any lawyer seeing the charges and talking to his client in this case will do his best to avoid a trial and get a reasonable deal as quickly as possible. I also doubt that anyone in the county actually wants this to see the inside of a courtroom for anything but a plea. So if the state can make a good enough case with whatever they got from Barb, I doubt we'll get to see Chris talk about Neptunia on the stand.
 
None of this would had happened if Chris had man the fuck up and go full transition. I have always said, horny Chris will be the end of him, horny Chris is what gets Chris in trouble.
Estrogen, in high doses, has a tendency of killing sex drives, from what I've heard. Sadly, I feel like Chris wanted to have his cake and eat it too; by masquerading as a MTF to prey on people, keeping his dick on and getting knockoff hormones instead of seeing a doctor.
 
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