Chris has been arrested

[Ankou]

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In the livestream I mod in, I've seen so many of these Chris & Barb singing vids requested by superchat. I'm still horrified at these

 

[JoyfulDarter]

How do Redditors get more worthless every year?

More and more sane people are being purged from mainstream social media websites leaving only nutters like this with thirty genders, it's not surprising.

 

[Koop]

Was he arrested for violating epo or raping his mom? Either way I'm excited to meet the OC's and dieties now that the merge is happening!!

 

[Butthole Surfer]

So I'm not a 100% on the CWC lore, but doesn't he have some half siblings that are successful? Bob/Barb most have been able to do something right. Wondering what went wrong with Chris.

Only Bob's kids. Barb's genes are fucking awful.

 

[beautiful person]

yeah, this thread is pretty bad. Some kiwis here forget they're not any better than chris.

I'm pretty sure the majority of us have never fucked our own mothers.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I still wanna know who the cops that arrested him are. The one looks so chill

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I'm sorry, but I have to post this.

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Never change Reddit

 

[Catloaf]

Holy shit, I just woke up to this. I wondering if this is the finale to CWC's story all together

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

So I'm not a 100% on the CWC lore, but doesn't he have some half siblings that are successful? Bob/Barb most have been able to do something right. Wondering what went wrong with Chris.

Cole is anything but successful, but he's surely a lot better than Chris
As for Bob's kids, I don't know anything about them other than that they disowned Bob

 

[shitcrash]

ethan I can tell by the way you run out of breath from walking that you can't do shit in a fight. Remember to be mindful of that when talking shit

i reckon he's got a weak chin. all those milkshakes would have rotted his teeth right down to the jaw bone.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

None of this would had happened if Chris had man the fuck up and go full transition. I have always said, horny Chris will be the end of him, horny Chris is what gets Chris in trouble.

 

[cancermonger]

Wondering what went wrong with Chris.

I always say the sonic contest. Only major outlier on top of his behaviors repeating a similar pattern to it

 

[AnOminous]

So, can anyone give a quick rundown on the entirety of chris's internet presence?

Okay, the short rundown is you take it up the ass from your dad. Faggot.

 

[Cripplebits]

Was he arrested for violating epo or raping his mom? Either way I'm excited to meet the OC's and dieties now that the merge is happening!!

Current charges are Incest with Child, so the latter.

 

[cancermonger]

i reckon he's got a weak chin. all those milkshakes would have rotted his teeth right down to the jaw bone.

biggest pussies got the biggest mouths

 

[Mr. Bung]

It's crazy when you think think about it. Chris just *almost* had a sort of respect as an e-celeb after years of trolls and weens going after him. He had settled into being this really strange but interesting figure, an internet icon going back over a decade. If he ever could have had the intelligence and the right mindset, he could have even turned his e-celeb status into something profitable. Then he did the unthinkable, and in the blink of an eye it was all over... He's got more hate on him now than he ever even had back in 2009.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Honestly, pretty much every previous Chris Chan interaction becomes ten times creepier when you know what he's really capable of. I used to think he was funny because he said and did strange things but was otherwise basically harmless, now I just see him as a creepy, delusional bastard.

I don't think that's a valid retrospective. Chris couldn't have been able to do these things back then, ten years ago. People change, even Chris. Unfortunately, for the absolute worst.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

the following is extremely gay but i'm drunk this weekend has been fucked up and i need to type this out

it really hits hard

for years and years i looked on at this man from a distance just watching quietly as he smashed legos together and yelled about ponies and drew comics about jerkops and his sonic ocs. i remember when he got himself a hooker and i was actually pretty glad for the guy. i thought, great, maybe he'll have gotten that one out of his system now.

i even watched him transition and all that. of course it was ridiculous and of course i knew that he had ulterior motives behind it all, but after a while i began to accept it as being somewhat genuine. after all, there was even foreshadowing to the trans stuff if you looked hard enough. it kind of made sense, so i just thought it was part of my favorite manchilds evolution. look at him trying to be a woman, i thought to myself. at least he seems happy.

one running chris-chan joke was that he was fucking his own mom. bring up any discourse that involved barb and it would come up. bring up chris-chan's love quest and it would probably come up. hell, just bring up chris-chan in general and it would come up. we all smirked and said he wanted to pork his own mom when he was rubbing at her shoulder when they were in court together. we all cringed when he said in a captain's log publically that he had fantasies about fucking his own mom. we all joked and laughed about him smashing the barbussy on the regular, and it was pretty great.

but it wasn't happening.

because our boy was innocent. sure, he had done a lot of bad things. a lot of real bad things. tried to run over mike with his car. maced a gamestop employee. the entire megan saga. but in his own retarded manchild way, he was innocent.

we were innocent.

it's friday afternoon. my friend messages me on discord. have you heard what chris chan has done, he says? what now, i ask? mace another employee?

a screenshot appears on my screen. the texts that were leaked.

i read them. they make no sense to me. i read them again, and it slowly begins to click. by the third time, i know what is going on.

it has to be doctored, i think to myself. surely. my favorite manchild is capable of many things ... but this? fucking his own mom? raping her while she lays there, addled with dementia?

it cannot be true.

first, i head to the cwcki. it is down. then, i head to the farms. i have no need to click on the chris chan section. it is there. a thread. incest. i click.

from then, it has just been a spiral. i have never really felt inclined to make an account here, but, to cope, i need to. i come here and i call people faggots and all that and i call chris a fat retard and i feel better about the situation. it has been a pleasant way of coping but at the end of the day

chris raped his own mom

my boy isn't innocent

and a part of my innocence has gone as a result

my worldview has changed - not a lot - but enough to make things feel just a little darker

and it's all because a fat retard raped his own mom

tldr: you're all fucking faggots neck yourselves

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

More and more sane people are being purged from mainstream social media websites leaving only nutters like this with thirty genders, it's not surprising.

It says a lot when Tumblr is the most sane mainstream site I've seen so far, even then it's not that far off.

 

[Ricks Grimy DIck]

Holy shit lol that was cwc