Chris has been arrested

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I'm sorry, but I have to post this.

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Wherever Chris ends up could end up being big news because of this, supposedly

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This has been brought up and adressed. theres some statute im too lazy to look up in the VA books that says the gendered term "his" in the law can be read as hers or its. It's just retards reading one thing and going omg guys the rapist can't be charged because he says that hes a tranny. don't pay attention to the it..
 
ethan ralph will probably be reading this thread, so better let him know he's an unfunny lardy mongoloid and it's a good job his fat saggy gunt's there to protect his useless cock from getting torn to shreds by an all-tooth blowjob from his charmless horse-faced slut
Ralph doesn't read the farms, all the people saying mean things about him hurts his feelings :(
 
Honestly, pretty much every previous Chris Chan interaction becomes ten times creepier when you know what he's really capable of. I used to think he was funny because he said and did strange things but was otherwise basically harmless, now I just see him as a creepy, delusional bastard.
looked like Barbara wanted to tell chris to shut up and let her eat her big mac in peace.
 
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Chris is nothing but ammunition for anti-autism, anti-trannies, anti-lgbt, anti-bronies, anti-sonci


ethan ralph will probably be reading this thread, so better let him know he's an unfunny lardy mongoloid and it's a good job his fat saggy gunt's there to protect his useless cock from getting torn to shreds by an all-tooth blowjob from his charmless horse-faced slut

Ethan, your belly is melting off your chopstick for legs.
 
...It actually happened!

<Ethan hates> Brianna Wu

We already found out that his mom is actually Tommy Tooter, but that revelation didnt seem to generate the drama I would have hoped for. Subforum crossover extravapalooza when?

Never in my wildest dreams though did I expect it would be Chris-Chan!
 
Wherever Chris ends up could end up being big news because of this, supposedly

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Oh, God, it's been discussed dozens of times - no one in the court will give a fuck about his pronouns, because court definition of sex is "given at birth" and also statute doesn't have that hole about mother-daughter, it's just "sex between close relatives - father, mother, sister, daughter, son" etc., plain and simple. Chris can call himself Sonichu and no one will give a shit.
 
Anyone who conjures this defense in Chris's case leads me to believe they are sliding in on the zeitgeist and don't know anything of who he is, what he's said, or what he's done.

You may quibble on definitions all you want, but the path to victory on the back of an insanity defense is more narrow than virtually any other, and Chris demonstrates in almost every way he knows what he has done, he understands and comprehends it, and has dwelled on the nature and substance of the act in enough lurid detail to know it should be both kept secret, and verbosely described to those in whom he confides.

My best advice would be to close the cornell law tabs in your browser and loosen your grasp on this particular straw.

Even in his earliest days he would use his autism as a shield to hide behind whenever he fucked up, and yet by the very act of doing so he demonstrated that he DID know better and DID comprehend that his actions were wrong, and he was just looking for a way to weasel out of taking responsibility for himself. Hell, even in his COMIC when faced with having to address his own seedy past he decided to shove it all on to Sonichu and have him try to sexually assault Christine so she could take the moral highroad.

Chris has always been aware, he just chooses to not accept it.
 
ethan ralph will probably be reading this thread, so better let him know he's an unfunny lardy mongoloid and it's a good job his fat saggy gunt's there to protect his useless cock from getting torn to shreds by an all-tooth blowjob from his charmless horse-faced slut
ethan I can tell by the way you run out of breath from walking that you can't do shit in a fight. Remember to be mindful of that when talking shit
 
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