Chris has been arrested

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Five Nights At Chrissy's said:
the following is extremely gay but i'm drunk this weekend has been fucked up and i need to type this out

it really hits hard

for years and years i looked on at this man from a distance just watching quietly as he smashed legos together and yelled about ponies and drew comics about jerkops and his sonic ocs. i remember when he got himself a hooker and i was actually pretty glad for the guy. i thought, great, maybe he'll have gotten that one out of his system now.

i even watched him transition and all that. of course it was ridiculous and of course i knew that he had ulterior motives behind it all, but after a while i began to accept it as being somewhat genuine. after all, there was even foreshadowing to the trans stuff if you looked hard enough. it kind of made sense, so i just thought it was part of my favorite manchilds evolution. look at him trying to be a woman, i thought to myself. at least he seems happy.

one running chris-chan joke was that he was fucking his own mom. bring up any discourse that involved barb and it would come up. bring up chris-chan's love quest and it would probably come up. hell, just bring up chris-chan in general and it would come up. we all smirked and said he wanted to pork his own mom when he was rubbing at her shoulder when they were in court together. we all cringed when he said in a captain's log publically that he had fantasies about fucking his own mom. we all joked and laughed about him smashing the barbussy on the regular, and it was pretty great.

but it wasn't happening.

because our boy was innocent. sure, he had done a lot of bad things. a lot of real bad things. tried to run over mike with his car. maced a gamestop employee. the entire megan saga. but in his own retarded manchild way, he was innocent.

we were innocent.

it's friday afternoon. my friend messages me on discord. have you heard what chris chan has done, he says? what now, i ask? mace another employee?

a screenshot appears on my screen. the texts that were leaked.

i read them. they make no sense to me. i read them again, and it slowly begins to click. by the third time, i know what is going on.

it has to be doctored, i think to myself. surely. my favorite manchild is capable of many things ... but this? fucking his own mom? raping her while she lays there, addled with dementia?

it cannot be true.

first, i head to the cwcki. it is down. then, i head to the farms. i have no need to click on the chris chan section. it is there. a thread. incest. i click.

from then, it has just been a spiral. i have never really felt inclined to make an account here, but, to cope, i need to. i come here and i call people faggots and all that and i call chris a fat retard and i feel better about the situation. it has been a pleasant way of coping but at the end of the day

chris raped his own mom

my boy isn't innocent

and a part of my innocence has gone as a result

my worldview has changed - not a lot - but enough to make things feel just a little darker

and it's all because a fat retard raped his own mom

tldr: you're all fucking faggots neck yourselves
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if you had quit drinking, then you wouldn't have had these delusions. Honestly, I'm not surprised this happened. Yet, at the same time, I can't stop watching.
 
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If the past 3 days have been nothing but a downward spiral I'm scared to learn what else is gonna happen/get uncovered in this next week
 
biozeminadae1 said:
I don't think that's a valid retrospective. Chris couldn't have been able to do these things back then, ten years ago. People change, even Chris. Unfortunately, for the absolute worst.
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I see where you're coming from, but in the 2000s you still see most of the same traits from Chris that he has now. His lack of respect for personal space around women, his lack of ability to understand the potential consequences of his actions, his tendency to be disgustingly candid about literally everything. The circumstances have changed far more than Chris himself. Back then Bob was still alive (who obviously would never have allowed Chris to do something like this) and Barb wasn't senile, and plus back then he wasn't desperate enough to complete his 'Love Quest' that the thought of incest had entered his head, it was a lack of motive and opportunity more than anything else stopping him from doing something like this until now.
 
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Uncle Meat said:

It looks like there is an error on the website. Chris has been charged with Barb's charge... WAIT! BARB'S CHARGE?! I bet Barb said it was consensual and she is now being charged.
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I feel like they put that there mostly as a place holder because a child raping their parent happens so rarely they didn't even think to put it as an option on the website
 
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biozeminadae1 said:
if you had quit drinking, then you wouldn't have had these delusions. Honestly, I'm not surprised this happened. Yet, at the same time, I can't stop watching.
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i'm not surprised that it happened either. it makes complete sense.

you can't say that it isn't shocking that a man you've effectively sorta known for over half of your life turns out to be fucking his own mom though whether it's a surprise or not

it is a reality that i have considered before, but never one that i thought i would be in
 
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