Chris has been arrested

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James Roancrest said:
As someone who is only just going through the CWC Documentary on YouTube, I have to wonder what this Saga will eventually be called.

I personally like either of the following (I am sure I am far from the first to come up with these names):

The Motherfucker Saga
The Mommy-Diddler Saga

Also, I think a new title for Chris should be The Motherfucker of Ruckersville.
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We already have a name

The incest saga

Yes I know the name is kind of boring but it works
 
Secret Asshole said:
The funniest part to me has to be the fat fucking retard Ralph thinking that taking an insane person with autism who is legally mentally retarded who sexually molested his elderly mother has any credibility whatsoever. That's how fucking idiotic this fat sack of lumpy shit is. He thinks a retarded tranny sex offender and an alcoholic, drug-addicted felon carry any sort of credibility for anything. Remind that Null has never been arrested and has no criminal record.

Reminder this thin skinned piece of white trash started this whole thing over a mild corn joke.

lol, 'when you get out'. Yeah, I'm pretty sure in Chris-Chan's completely fucked brain he's totally thinking of the killstream and won't just start rambling and spouting batshit insane nonsense if in some distant part of his mind he actually remembers who the fuck you are.

Also Ralph, your obsession with Josh borders on a homoerotic fixation. Its getting really fucking creepy and you're acting like a jilted lover. Crazy bitches aren't as obsessive as your stupid ass is. Good god, Ralph is dumb as dogshit. And shaped like a goddamn fucking lumpy circle.
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Well, him and the rest of his crew. Not one of them objected going to Virginia? Bunch of fucking retards.
 
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Butthole Surfer said:
Honestly one of the weirdest parts of this whole situation for me is hearing people talk about cwc irl
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I went to my high school reunion yesterday and people were talking about it just saying it doesn't get any more mainstream than a bunch of soccer moms and fat guys in their thirties talking about it and sharing it over Facebook
 
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Desu Vult said:
Can the prosecution simply drop charges in exchange for Chris agreeing to do x amount of time in some mental health program? Because if yes, I totally see them doing that. They'll probably want to bury this emnarrassing, high profile social services fail as quickly and quietly as possible.
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If rape charges are added I think it's unlikely a plea deal would not include at least some jail time. If incest is the only charge he gets stuck with, psych visits and counseling would probably be included in the plea.
 
There's nothing on Google about Robert Smith from the cure being arrested in Virginia... Are we sure they got the right photo?
 
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Top Skink said:
yeah, I'm sure they're thrilled as he casually rattles off a half-dozen felonies and misdemeanors while he tells them (again and again) about his love quest and how he's queen of the multiverse.

unironically though the worst thing here is the fact that Chris will probably bury himself by talking constantly to the cops. If he shut the fuck up, kept his mouth shut, and waited for his lawyer to arrive, the defense could lean into the autism and help avoid a lot of trouble.
but if he's sitting there telling them every detail, he's fucking himself over BADLY. cops can twist the words of the best and brightest to sound like monsters, imagine the goldmine of "can and will be used against you" content they can draw out of Chris' inane ramblings


never, ever, ever, ever talk to the police. they aren't speaking english, they're speaking law, and it's a language you aren't fluent in.
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Weirdly I’m gonna disagree here. If Chris is to be labeled incompetent best thing for him to do is talk. And talk. And talk. And talk. Showing remorse and forethought to hide your shit is signs of a working mind able to tell right from wrong.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
I’d say it’s more “Joker and Batman”. I also thought of something like “the eternal enemies” but I don’t think Josh gives enough of a damn.
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Who's the Joker and who's Batman, though? I don't think Jersh is either. He's like, Bane. He's a big guy.
 
Desu Vult said:
Can the prosecution simply drop charges in exchange for Chris agreeing to do x amount of time in some mental health program? Because if yes, I totally see them doing that. They'll probably want to bury this emnarrassing, high profile social services fail as quickly and quietly as possible.
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They could have prevented this so long ago.
I mean there are a lot things that could have been avoided, like the housefire.
 
I'm just wondering how long it'll take for this stuff to get to court. I know some murders can take years to go to trial, and I assume it's for evidence collection or because the system is so full that they don't have anyone to do it?
 
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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
Weirdly I’m gonna disagree here. If Chris is to be labeled incompetent best thing for him to do is talk. And talk. And talk. And talk. Showing remorse and forethought to hide your shit is signs of a working mind able to tell right from wrong.
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Cwc's whole conversation with null about his "new mature girfriend" already shows that he knew it was wrong. If the prosecution is at all competent they'll use that against him.
 
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