Chris has been arrested

[biozeminadae1]

Can't believe it's really over.

not yet, we're in the final act

 

[Catloaf]

Another theory could be that chris chan won't be allowed to stay with barb anymore and eventually end up homeless and have schizo moment about sonichu and magi chan

 

[Uncle Meat]

Honestly, Null is probably the only person to truly care about Chris and Chris’ development.

Null is on the other side of the globe, and he isn't going to dump his life to babysit Chris. He's done that too much already and it's bit him in the ass. The only person I can think of who might oversee Chris is a court appointed monitor or Rocky. And I think Rocky has had enough of Chris too.

 

[The Gooks of Hazzard]

Chris becoming a poster child for troons in the criminal system would be amazing, though. I really hope that happens.

From what I've seen it looks like half of even Reddit are so disgusted with him they're claiming he's not a real troon and are basically giving him the Buffalo Bill treatment.

I think (for now) raping your elderly demented mother supersedes all but the most rapid of probably also sex pest troons social norms.

 

[AnOminous]

Was getting caught fucking his mother part of his plan?

Of course.

 

[MrSazabi]

I honest to god thought he was already fucking his mom back in '09. Farewell to the human incarnation of why some people should never be allowed on a computer.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Can't believe it's really over.

It's not over till he's dead, and the people related are dead, and the reactions to said deaths are discussed by a shitton of people for months or even years on end. And even then, in a way it'll never be over.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Was getting caught fucking his mother part of his plan?

If not, he maybe shouldn't have chatted about it, talked about it and dropped hints to null about it.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

Was getting caught fucking his mother part of his plan?

weirdly, yeah. he was even dropping hints for null and he implied that he wanted people to figure it out

 

[Quijibo69]

Chris molested his mom because you don't believe in global warming or vaccines.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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They probably didn’t even have a default field for “incest with own parent/grandparent” to use so figured close enough. Or even the cops and booking can’t believe he was fucking his mom and assumed Ruckersville meant he was the family in-house pedo

 

[Trout P]

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Not going to lie but that's a pretty straight gaze for a photo which will forever be called "Face of an elderly mother fucker" while knowing everyone thirstfully waits for its release.

 

[Wibbly_pips]

I missed it and fell asleep just as they left the mall. Godspeed. This has been a wild ride

 

[©©©]

Please god someone take this app away from me.

 

[Cripplebits]

It's not over till he's dead, and the people related are dead, and the reactions to said deaths are discussed by a shitton of people for months or even years on end. And even then, in a way it'll never be over.

He's already considered one of the most documented people in human history. Trending on twitter certainly didn't help.

 

[AnOminous]

They probably didn’t even have a default field for “incest with own parent/grandparent” to use so figured close enough.

Maybe they do though. It is Virginia, after all.

 

[Valentinian II]

do you think that chris will think he'll get less time in the slammer if he tells the cops that he managed to reach his mom's g spot

Considering how the Snyder trial went, he will probably tell them how good the sex was.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Chris molested his mom because you don't believe in global warming or vaccines.

Not a lot of unironic maoists. Do they just talk about rats and sparrows all day?

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

From what I've seen it looks like half of even Reddit are so disgusted with him they're claiming he's not a real troon and are basically giving him the Buffalo Bill treatment.

I think (for now) raping your elderly demented mother supersedes all but the most rapid of probably also sex pest troons social norms.

don't worry the troon subs are still in full support

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

They probably didn’t even have a default field for “incest with own parent/grandparent” to use so figured close enough. Or even the cops and booking can’t believe he was fucking his mom and assumed Ruckersville meant he was the family in-house pedo

to be fair on the cops here, i doubt people get pulled in often enough for fucking their own dementia riddled mother for them to bother making a whole field for it