Chris has been arrested

[Standardized Profile]

I worked booking which is the next step from being put in that squad car. The police drop you off, hand you a arrest report and the suspect is no longer their responsibility.

There's a couple different pieces of software booking officers use depending on who won the contract.

And that software was probably written by the lowest bidders, who have no previous exposure to the legal system or desire to learn about it, and say things like "statement of work" and "level of effort" whenever you ask them to fix something they messed up or overlooked. And you can never badmouth them or their product because management spent a million bucks on it and you can't make management look bad.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Ah yes, the underdog with literally millions of followers and endless opportunity to make money from spastic crayon drawings, who threw away every opportunity for success just to stick his curved dagger in his mom's crusty leather sheath.

Truly a tale for the ages. What an underdog.

I didn't say I think he's one.

But think of how people who don't go on the Farms must view him. Poor autistic kid who has been endlessly bullied by the internet.

 

[biozeminadae1]

I don't know why anyone else is doing it but I'm just kind of in a contrarian mood, Chris is getting absolutely curb stomped by reality, and this just triggers my sympathy.

I just feel really bad for him. It makes me want to defend him. I don't even care if I'm right.

You feel sympathy... after all this time... after all he's done... impossible.

 

[Kyergr]

Did Barb have demented orgasms from his bent dick? I've heard women say bent dicks are actually particularly pleasurable. No I'm not some sick weirdo, well, okay, maybe I am, but literally some chick on the Howard Stern show said this. She said bent dicks were really nice.

Maybe Chris has a sexual future in prison.

im sure some chick on the howard stern show can represent half the human population

 

[Frak]

If he is sent to Prison he might be able to get transferred to a female prison, Virginia has allowed troons to transfer in the past. I don't think he would survive in prison though.

 

[TherapyMan]

I think that's pretty much a given at this point. Chris IS Homeless. There's an EPO banning him from the house. Even if he gets out of jail in the next few days.

Assuming that the judge sets a bail amount, I don't think Chris has the money to get out. I could equally see a judge denying release on bond entirely for these facts, though.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Women's probably, considering how he started transitioning years ago.

I wonder how the melanin American women would treat someone like Chris in prison.

Would Chris be the fox in the hen house, or a hen in the foxhole?

The amount of times we've discussed this is equivalent to the number of Chris' chromosomes
He's going to male prison because he hasn't had SRS

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Man Chris really liked it when that male jerkop felt up his man tits. What a fag.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Women's probably, considering how he started transitioning years ago.

I wonder how the melanin American women would treat someone like Chris in prison.

Would Chris be the fox in the hen house, or a hen in the foxhole?

Virginia goes by biological sex for its prison system.

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

Actually, why in the Hell are so many people suddenly interested and commited to defending Chris-Chan? Is Zion that desperate?

Twitter and redditfags are doing it cause he's a troon (and a retarded one at that). They'd bat for this living-argument-for-post-birth-abortions because it gives them microcosmic social clout in their shitlib echochambers. That, and half the troons probably have similar sexual deviancy skeletons in their closets, and if one troon goes down, they all do.

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

Reddit also has a habit of banning trannies who even imply that you need dysphoria, or to transition, to be trans. This leads to the retards festering in an echo chamber, and it wouldnt surprise me if half of the female r/egg_irl users(if there are any) turn to r/gendercritical within a year. Both are equally retarded, and with it being Reddit, I wouldn't doubt it.

eh, some of them are ok but they get shat on by the vast majority.

 

[GypsyBard]

He's in jail. His ass is done for the time being,

Mark my words I already posted about this but I believe Chris will somehow get off mostly unscathed just because he is Chris and somehow always lucks out and never really has to pay the consequences to his actions.

I know some people will say I'm crazy and claim he's going to be in a mental institution or prison forever but we have seen already Chris has some kind of weird power where he can commit the most heinous acts and get basically a slap on the wrist community service and a fine

You can screen cap this so you can praise me in a few months over me being completely right or make fun of me for being dead wrong

I hope I'm wrong and he actually does end up in a mental institution where he can get the help he desperately needs so maybe one day he can rejoin society as a fully functioning adult but most likely not

 

[biozeminadae1]

Twitter and redditfags are doing it cause he's a troon (and a retarded one at that). They'd bat for this living-argument-for-post-birth-abortions because it gives them microcosmic social clout in their shitlib echochambers. That, and half the troons probably have similar sexual deviancy skeletons in their closets, and if one troon goes down, they all do.

All the more reason to bring him down.

 

[Cuntster]

It was odd to see how calm Chris was during the arrest video. He must have thought this is just another minor run in with the law and that everything will be back to normal next week. I’m wondering If the reality of the situation has hit him yet or if he‘s still under the assumption that it will be business as usual in a weeks time.

 

[Bloody bunny]

It will be pure, absolute justice if he gets away. Imagine the sheer level of autistic screeching.

Then DSP will have to bow to a new god.

 

[Kyergr]

Women's probably, considering how he started transitioning years ago.

I wonder how the melanin American women would treat someone like Chris in prison.

Would Chris be the fox in the hen house, or a hen in the foxhole?

he hasn't had bottom surgery, the state of virginia is throwing him in with the boys. also no matter what prison he went to he'll get the shit kicked out of him

 

[Velvet Velour]

I didn't say I think he's one.

But think of how people who don't go on the Farms must view him. Poor autistic kid who has been endlessly bullied by the internet.

I think you have it backwards.

People not on KF see him as a disgusting piece of shit who raped his elderly, disabled mom and bragged about it. Normies won't know shit about his online presence.

People on KF are more likely to be sympathetic to him, because we've been following him for a long time. That doesn't make him an underdog in any sense, though.

 

[heathercho]

I hate seeing his photo next to thees degenerates.

What did Robert Smith do? Make shitty music? That's the real story here.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

What if Sonichu is a foul demon and Chris was possessed whole this time since Barbara took acts in some satanical orgies 40 years ago, huh? Did anyone consider it? What if his drawings of CWCville is hell itself and so-called "merge" is just spiritual summoning of foul creates from hell, huh? What if Chris was Doomguy all along and now we are hopeless and on mercy of demons he was trying to summon to end the eternal fight between good and evil, huh? Does it make Chris a new prophet?

I am so scary right now of my family because this might happen in near future and Chris won't aid us one time comes and creates will take our souls and do other nasty stuff they do to humans.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone help, I wanna get off this rollercoaster of fuck now.

Maybe nobody ever told you this. But the ride never ends. Tough shit.

Welcome to forever, bitch. Now you're here. With us.