Chris has been arrested

[ISP]

he's not homeless, pretty sure he can return home after 5 days (on 8/6)

I think that's the earliest he can petition for dismissal of the order.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Put yourself in the cops' place...

You have a mother and child you believe have committed incest- a felony. It can be argued both of them are incompetent, except you've got more hate for the child. Do you go to court and risk the defense attorney cleaning up Barb and bringing her into court to testify that Chris dindunuffin and Chris claiming he is incompetent and all the talk about messing with mom was all a fantasy?

Nope, you do what cops always do. You build rock solid evidence and turn one against the other. You get both of them to admit they had sex and it was consensual. You act friendly and pretend it's no big deal. If it's hard to get Barb to admit it, just tell her that Chris will be up on rape if she didn't consent. She'll sign a paper saying she is of right mind and consented in a heartbeat. Then you have the axe of justice hanging over both of their heads. You can pit one against the other. "We'll let mom go with a warning not to do it again if Chris pleads guilty to everything." Once they've established it happened with one or two confessions, then they can say Barb is incompetent.

But as it stands right now, Barb has not yet been declared incompetent. Chris doesn't have power of attorney if I'm not mistaken. He is her caregiver in the sense of an aid to a handicapped person. Not someone who is their guardian. Null seems to think Barb has control of her own finances. That means there is no power of attorney. These are two legally independent adults.

Clamming up and lawyering up would be the wisest course at this point, but the Chandlers aren't exactly wise.

Seeing how prideful Barb is with the last case with Schieder the Jew. Literally throwing thousands of dollars on a hopeless case. I doubt she will ever admit to have consentual incest sex with Chris. She would rather throw Chris under the bus and claim to be a victim to get Scott free.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

What odd to see during the arrest video was his calm Chris was. He must have thought this is just another minor run in with the law and that everything will be back to normal next week. I’m wondering If the reality of the situation has hit him yet or if he‘s still under the assumption that it will be business as usual in a weeks time.

Not that it makes anything he did okay but I think he's crossed into full break with reality stage. Not sure when it happened if I'm being honest, but he is coming off as someone in the throngs of delusions and his display with the police furthers my thought there. He is calm because he thinks the merge is coming/happening.

Truly delusional people have fairly flat reactions to things compared to normal people, even more so with the autism. His mugshot furthers my belief here.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Ah yes, the underdog with literally millions of followers and endless opportunity to make money from spastic crayon drawings, who threw away every opportunity for success just to stick his curved dagger in his mom's crusty leather sheath.

Truly a tale for the ages. What an underdog.

A literal autistic person with a shit upbringing, dysfunctional family, unmedicated disorder and hordes of weens trying to show just how more moral they are and better they are than him (because Chris is often a mirror for many people what could've been if they took a wrong turn and that makes a lot of people mad).
That doesn't excuse his shitbaggery and absolutely doesn't excuse this disaster.

But don't paint him like he was living a life of luxury and opportunity either.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

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eh, some of them are ok but they get shat on by the vast majority.

Yeah, I mentioned that. Ironic, because before 2014 most of them were sane and knew making shit up for attention is retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

im sure some chick on the howard stern show can represent half the human population

This but unironically.

 

[The Gooks of Hazzard]

I think that's pretty much a given at this point. Chris IS Homeless. There's an EPO banning him from the house. Even if he gets out of jail in the next few days.

No. The EPO lasts until 05AUG meaning he could waltz right in on the 6th if he weren't incarcerated. Odds are good VA's social services are going to declare regardless of criminal activity that Barb needs to be moved to a home.

Even if Chris magically avoids all criminal charges the odds are the state is going to break up his world one way or another.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I think literally the only way Chris is going to survive prison is go the Madthad route and become an absolute prison bitch. Unfortunately for Chris though he doesn't have game and he's unlikely to play down what he's in for.

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

Yeah, I mentioned that. Ironic, because before 2014 most of them were sane and knew making shit up for attention is retarded.

haha, wow

 

[cow-wannabe]

Actually, why in the Hell are so many people suddenly interested and commited to defending Chris-Chan? Is Zion that desperate?

Because Barb is a monster, and the law needs to treat her as equally culpable. That doesn't mean CWC should avoid punishement, just that Barb's history of abuse of him should be of public, legal record. If she is mentally capable she should be punished too, and if not she should at least be remembered in infamy.

 

[Cripplebits]

I think literally the only way Chris is going to survive prison is go the Madthad route and become an absolute prison bitch. Unfortunately for Chris though he doesn't have game and he's unlikely to play down what he's in for.

Considering his past reservations on gay men he'd need a throatful of humble sausage

 

[Kyergr]

I think you have it backwards.

People not on KF see him as a disgusting piece of shit who raped his elderly, disabled mom and bragged about it. Normies won't know shit about his online presence.

People on KF are more likely to be sympathetic to him, because we've been following him for a long time. That doesn't make him an underdog in any sense, though.

one of the first things people learn about chris is the trolling. there's enough antibullying rhetoric today (rightfully so), that normies immediately blame trolls for his problems

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Why are all shitty political youtubers overweight fucks with disgusting beards ? These people don't give a shit about how they look, why do they think their input about an autistic 39 year old motherfucker matters ?

Man this guy somehow manages to make me even more uncomfortable than Vaush.

It's the combination of his suit vest, unkempt beard, absolute dogshit haircut and the edgy punk commie skull. Imagine getting your political views from this guy lmao.

 

[Velvet Velour]

A literal autistic person with a shit upbringing, dysfunctional family, unmedicated disorder and hordes of weens trying to show just how more moral they are and better they are than him (because Chris is often a mirror for many people what could've been if they took a wrong turn and that makes a lot of people mad).
That doesn't excuse his shitbaggery and absolutely doesn't excuse this disaster.

But don't paint him like he was living a life of luxury and opportunity either.

I didn't say he was living a life of luxury. I said he threw away all his opportunities for nothing.

Just because he's retarded doesn't make him an underdog. He could have capitalized many times. He's had many chances for success. And he didn't seize any of them.

 

[Cuntster]

Because Barb is a monster, and the law needs to treat her as equally culpable. That doesn't mean CWC should avoid punishement, just that Barb's history of abuse of him should be of public, legal record. If she is mentally capable she should be punished too, and if not she should at least be remembered in infamy.

That completely ass-backwards. The only thing Barb and Bob were guilty of are hoarding and having no idea how to raise an autistic son. Chris has never been abused by either of his parents at any point from what we know and there’s nothing to hint at abuse either.

Chris wanted some pussy and was so desperate he raped his mother, knowing it was wrong, knowing it was bad.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Because Barb is a monster, and the law needs to treat her as equally culpable. That doesn't mean CWC should avoid punishement, just that Barb's history of abuse of him should be of public, legal record. If she is mentally capable she should be punished too, and if not she should at least be remembered in infamy.

I agree, but I think you replied to the wrong guy.

 

[AnOminous]

Incest is the BOMB
He fucked his MOM

Add new verses.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

This has been a quite the shitshow

 

[GypsyBard]

Considering his past reservations on gay men he'd need a throatful of humble sausage

Do you think Chris is one of those guys that actually believes in order to survive prison you have to fight the biggest baddest guy in the yard I doubt he actually will but do you think he believes that

 

[Catloaf]

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haha, wow

Oh yeah, I've seen this sort of argument before. Not all troons have gender dysphoria and no one is doing it for attention ... etc

It's schizo at this rate. Imagine trooning and cutting your balls for NO FUCKING REASON.