Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

I'm guessing they're closely linked with Burrito night. And I bet all the trannies on the Tranch have magically synchronised. Isn't that what real women do when they live together.

Off topic and dumb as all hell but what is it with white people on the internet being just, utterly destroyed by taco bell? What is wrong with your bodies? TB is not that hot. Like, at all. I drench their shit in the fire sauce and I'm not sharting like kevin's amhole hours later.

Fucking lames, I swear. "Oooh waiter, this cobb salad isn't doing it for me, you got anything a little less hot?"

It's like Biden actually chose his VP for the reason I've heard for Nixon choosing his: To ensure people don't take him out because they'd like the next in line even less. (Though that didn't work out for Lincoln.)

It's funny, during the dark years of the American presidency, a newspig was interviewing Trey Gowdy about whether or not there would be impeachments for Barry-O regarding that DREAM act bullshit. Gowdy responded "No," and when the newspig asked why, he responded, "Have you met Joe Biden?"

Opp, found it. Should be at approx. 2:34.

 

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Off topic and dumb as all hell but what is it with white people on the internet being just, utterly destroyed by taco bell? What is wrong with your bodies? TB is not that hot. Like, at all. I drench their shit in the fire sauce and I'm not sharting like kevin's amhole hours later.

Fucking lames, I swear. "Oooh waiter, this cobb salad isn't doing it for me, you got anything a little less hot?"


It's funny, during the dark years of the American presidency, a newspig was interviewing Trey Gowdy about whether or not there would be impeachments for Barry-O regarding that DREAM act bullshit. Gowdy responded "No," and when the newspig asked why, he responded, "Have you met Joe Biden?"

Opp, found it. Should be at approx. 2:34.

I always interpreted it as getting sick from crap processed junk. Fast food with Mexican influences does not inspire confidence.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think that transwomen and their Twitter shills are so touchy about something like the Chris-Chan debacle "making them look bad" because they know that if they kicked all the digusting sexual predators out of the True and Honest Woman club, there'd be no one left. In much the same way that noticing one manly feature on a filtered and made-up selfie slowly causes the illusion of being female to slip away, realizing that one part of trans rights logic doesn't add up eventually sends the whole thing crashing down.

I sure hope Kevin is properly disposing his used estrogen needles and not just throwing them on the floor like a gross junkie.

Apparently Phil/Penny shoots him up. Kevin is THAT afraid of needles and depends on Penny that much. It's as embarrassing as it sounds.


Kinda want a shopped version of the "jesus is stealing the heorin from my veins" but its Kevin.

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"Daddy"


This is possibly what he wears to the foodbank or grocery store. Its beautiful, the trashiest of white trash stylings. If he wasn't also terrified of needles he'd have the tattoos he needed to complete the look.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is possibly what he wears to the foodbank or grocery store. Its beautiful, the trashiest of white trash stylings. If he wasn't also terrified of needles he'd have the tattoos he needed to complete the look.

Wedge has a decent amount of tattoos, but from the subject matter it looks like they're from his Jesus years. I said it before, but it's weird that Wedge gives the troon line about about how he wants to see the perfect self in the mirror, but he's OK with a poorly-outlined Bible verse square on his pec.

Then again, I suppose the difference is there's no taxpayer money for getting cover-ups like there is to get his dick inverted.

 

[Opiophile]

Here's a compilation of Kevin claiming having period.

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Good god, troons pretending to get periods never stops being funny. Though if I was a woman I could see myself being pissed off at how delusional these fucking people are about this shit. Several of the women I've dated over the years have had really painful periods and have had to try all kinds of stuff to lessen the symptoms. Pretty sure any of them would clock a troon complaining about "cramps." Go take a shit in your outhouse and you'll be fine Kevin. HRT is as much magic as those nerves are just about to wake up in his crotch wound.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

I think that transwomen and their Twitter shills are so touchy about something like the Chris-Chan debacle "making them look bad" because they know that if they kicked all the digusting sexual predators out of the True and Honest Woman club, there'd be no one left.

Just like with any movement, example political, you align with a certain view. Then the retard beside you is an extremest who votes on the same party but for idiotic reasons.

You don't want to oppose people who support your case, even if they do it for the wrong reasons.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wedge has a decent amount of tattoos, but from the subject matter it looks like they're from his Jesus years. I said it before, but it's weird that Wedge gives the troon line about about how he wants to see the perfect self in the mirror, but he's OK with a poorly-outlined Bible verse square on his pec.

Then again, I suppose the difference is there's no taxpayer money for getting cover-ups like there is to get his dick inverted.

Hahahah disregard that then I suck cocks

I could have sworn he like Kevin claimed he was afraid of needles. Maybe he's becoming a nondistinct blur after all this time....

Theoretically if Wedge is doing "sex work" you don't want to have many unique tattoos due to the nature of the job. Then again, Wedge advertises it freely so it probably is just no money for it, gotta save for food and Warhammer.

Edit: I think Chris and Ralph really fried my lolcow memory storagebanks, all I can remember now is taint jokes and horses....

 

[Charles P. Scene]

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I'd be embarrassed if this were a friend of mine.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hahahah disregard that then I suck cocks

I could have sworn he like Kevin claimed he was afraid of needles. Maybe he's becoming a nondistinct blur after all this time....

Wedge did make a huge deal about needing an ASL interpreter for his "facial feminization surgery" and being overwhelmed with trauma, so maybe he's one of those people with performative needle anxiety who's A-OK with tattoos.

That's yet another question: if he can't handle a doctor's appointment without an ASL interpreter, how did Wedge manage to participate in a four-troon orgy without calling in the terp? There's a lot of communication necessary, and you can't tell me Kevryn has learned to sign for his prostitute's benefit.

 

[stupid frog]

Actually, I think Kevin did learn some sign language. Or was trying to.
But it hasn't come up in a loooong time.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

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I'd be embarrassed if this were a friend of mine.

umm hitler was actually really heccin valid, get with the times chuds

 

[AssignedEva]

Kevin wouldn't defend organ traders or dictators because they're not in the USA and therefore do not exist.

Kevin absolutely would defend organ traffickers if he thought it meant they'd get him a uterus

 

[Law]

Wedge has a decent amount of tattoos, but from the subject matter it looks like they're from his Jesus years. I said it before, but it's weird that Wedge gives the troon line about about how he wants to see the perfect self in the mirror, but he's OK with a poorly-outlined Bible verse square on his pec.

Hey Wedge, you utter failure, ever hear of Leviticus 19:28?
This man just does everything wrong.

 

[kazuhiro]

That's yet another question: if he can't handle a doctor's appointment without an ASL interpreter, how did Wedge manage to participate in a four-troon orgy without calling in the terp? There's a lot of communication necessary, and you can't tell me Kevryn has learned to sign for his prostitute's benefit.

This looks to be about all the sign language Kevin would need to deal with Wedge:

 

[PissPool]

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I'd be embarrassed if this were a friend of mine.

I have a feeling that now that Chris has been arrested, Kevin will conveniently never mention him again. Though it’s possible he is unable to resist the temptation of ranting about respecting pronouns no matter what because the rest of Troon Twitter is doing it, so he has to as well!

 

[AssignedEva]

I have a feeling that now that Chris has been arrested, Kevin will conveniently never mention him again. Though it’s possible he is unable to resist the temptation of ranting about respecting pronouns no matter what because the rest of Troon Twitter is doing it, so he has to as well!

Ironically this whole thing has undermined Kevin quite a bit to any of his followers who aren't too far gone with drinking the Kool-aid

"Don't trust anything Kiwifarms says! It's all lies and they fake everything!"

"Huh, Kiwifarms were actually bang on the money with this. I wonder if other things they say are true? Maybe I should check out Kevin's thread..."

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Like another user said, women don’t magically have one 8-hour stretch of agonizing abdominal pain per month that falls on the same day and hits at the same time. The menstrual cycle is happening all month long. You encounter this reality more often when you are trying to conceive or if you observe online discussion forums for women who are trying to conceive. The cycle in its entirety has a variety of symptoms that change as it progresses: cervical length, quality and quantity of cervical mucus, skin changes, mood changes, appetite changes, VISION CHANGES, even some medications are more or less effective during different times of a woman’s menstrual cycle.

It is an extremely sophisticated and complex process which allows a female to then fall pregnant and house/sustain/grow a separate human life. It’s magnificent.

Troons just want to roleplay the only part of the female menstrual cycle they ever witnessed during their formative years: teen girls faking cramps to get out of gym class. At heart, they are all incels who hate women and believe we live life on easy mode. The ones who say that the women in their lives actually suggested that they were having phantom troon periods are lying. They did what all troons do to natal women: they harassed them and belabored the point until someone finally snapped and said “sure, yeah, Hermione Darkness Dementia Raven Way, I guess you *could* be having a phantom period. Can we stop talking about this now?”

 

[behindyourightnow]

Yes, they look at it the same way they do pregnancy and breastfeeding: completely on the surface/visual level, entirely in terms of how it affects and affirms me me me me me, without sparing a second's thought that there might be something deeper to it that they have not considered or some part of the experience they have no knowledge of.

How could they grasp that? That would involve admitting that a woman might know something they don't, and misogynists cannot do that.

 

[Yamamura]

I think the truth of the matter is he probably keeps them on a table or in a corner somewhere. Probably in what passes for his room on the tranch. As I doubt he cares enough to dispose of them properly. Though that might change when he needs just a little more room for yet more plastic toys.

I've seen on 4chan some of the same people who have piss jugs also have a jug where they throw out their insulin needles. So I wouldn't have a hard time imagining Kevin doing that considering that he's cut from the same cloth.

 

[Law]

Troons just want to roleplay the only part of the female menstrual cycle they ever witnessed during their formative years: teen girls faking cramps to get out of gym class.

Where do they get the "I crave chocolate" bit from? I have never once heard a female say that her period makes her want to eat chocolate. Are they just fatasses? Do they just crave whatever their normal copes are? Does Kevin's period make him crave Transformers toys? Does Wedge demand monentary compensation to soothe his tummy?
Also I don't think all the Tranch troons are pretending to have periods. I've never seen Bonnie or Penny pretend to bleed out of their phantom vaginas. Does this invalidate Kevin's LARP?

Also we know that Custer County is pretty remote and waste disposal is challenging there (why else would you use a crusty, lisping skinwalker in a Star Wars hat and his rusty truck as your official recycling program?). I fear for where those needles end up.
The Tranch is such a trap house.