That's honestly the worst part of all of this. We know Chris doesn't usually groom. So during this period, when he was supposed to sleep in his car and reflect on what he did, he not only stole money from Barb, whined about the mall not opening, wasted that money on God knows what at the mall, and was so content with his life that he looked his best in his mugshot. Chris has no remorse.
As much autistic speculation as I enjoy doing in this hellhole, even I hadn't ever thought of that.
What about just bullying them, and letting natural selection take it's course?
Most people here understandably expect him to get his skull crushed like a ripe melon, but we should also consider the other extreme of him somehow surviving and becoming an unstoppable megathug.
It’s a valid question, I was also wondering if Chris ate Barb‘s asshole.
I can multitask. I will make fun of the USI lolcow(s) AND speculate whether Sonichu fucked Barb-chan into ahegao positon or whatever.
Let's not forget that Chris premeditated this and wanted people to know about this. He literally thought he was doing nothing wrong beyond a romantic act of forbidden love you'd read in romance novels.
Considering how Chris managed to shirk off some other things, I can somehow believe that as a possible outcome.
I know this is a joke but you have to be practising since a few years now. There was way too much people claiming ancestry for them to be allowed to give their ENTITLED and NOT STOLEN land.
Imagine sticking your hand in that dry barbussy, you'd have to use a fistful of lubricant and it would be like greasing the inside of a well-used catcher's mitt
He'll probably get more charges especially since Null reported his theft during the police which also violated the court order. Honestly it may take a while but expect Chris to be in prison within the coming months
Everyone has their breaking point, those ass beating will just drive him to get stronger
I never said Null would or should. What I AM saying is that Chris would have had a better shot at life if Josh was someone like Rocky Shoemaker or someone who was court appointed or a teacher instead of some nomad that runs a forum and came across Chris much earlier in life and online activity.
Yeah that happens a lot when newfags join. They think this is 4chan where the guy flinging the most shit wins. Too bad jannies actually exist here and this thread's about to be locked up and cleaned up.
Tard strength is no joke. Chris could be a good retard sidekick for some gangbanger. Just throw food their way, and tell them that the Aryan Brotherhood thinks Sonic's arms are blue. Watch the anarchy unfold.
The shitty motel shower is miles ahead of the mudhole he was rinsing off in back home. Today was the cleanest he's been in months.
