Replacement for the Sonichu wallpaper.

Don't know who did this, don't care who did this, I just know this needs to be part of the new background.
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Big Guts said:
I’ve got some skills and would be down to do something akin to a Tales from the Crypt cover, maybe call it Tales from the Farms. I’d just need some help with an idea, preferably something really nasty.
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Try looking into the Munchie threads if you want something truly vile that isn't Nick Bate
 
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FREE merch was all I needed 2 hear BAYBEEE!!!!!

I kinda suck but this will be fun and give me something to do. I'm going to try to do something that isn't what everyone else is doing.
 
Unfortunately I too am useless when it comes to drawing, but I do have a few ideas people with actual talent might find inspiration in:

Fedsmoker - others mentioned him before and rightfully so, I think the herc v dog moment in this video would be a fun one
Ethan Ralph - ralph v riley clash of the gunts / ralph being sacrificed for the harvest
Russel Greer - livin' it big in Vegas
Lucas Werner - unkempt hobo writing his schizo thesis on telomeres
Tranch - troon commando in full tacticool gear extracting helpless trans sister from far-right compound
Melinda Scott - furiously typing away at her stupid lolsuits, on all side beset by dirty and malnourished children
Kay - cooking, or at least attempting to
Jack Scalfani - choking out his son, could be a recolor of the last of us 2 meme
Trans Lifeline - Nina and Greta going to Null's house, duh
Deagle Nation - I have so many moments I love I can't choose, but to name a few: Gamer house burnin' , Soap boatin' / I don't condone homosexual dog activity / the beach video
Terry - not necessarily a depiction of him, but of his legacy, "the castle has fallen, but the temple stands"
Null - that one time he tried talking to the Wings of Redemption trolls. I imagine it going like this: slobbermutt walks into the room, people stare at him in silence, in the next panel everyone is screaming and the room is on fire, doggo sits confused surrounded by absolute bedlam / plants + pigeons
 
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I'd say you either replace the current Sonichu wallpaper with one that downplays references to Chris (separate the art from the artist, am I right?), or replace it with a wallpaper that references every single lolcow on this site, and the various situations they were in.

I don't think it'd be necessary to just stick with one lolcow as a "mascot", especially given the absolute diversity of lolcows this website has conjured up.

Or even better, and if possible, have the wallpaper shuffle based on what forum you are in (i.e. Multimedia forum would reference movies and other media, Chris-Chan forum would be Sonichu and the various things he was involved in, Games forum would reference video games, etc.)
 
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Heck yes, I'm in. Dibs on Jack Scalfani. It's time for the Wendigo to show its true face.
 
Paradigm said:
If people can be cancelled over saying the word 'nigger' one time during a livestream years ago, then I think a site background can be changed when it commemorates someone who just raped his elderly, dementia-riddled mother.
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You left out the part where you explain why getting canceled for saying nigger is a good thing.
 
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Mexican Molotov Marauder said:
Unfortunately I too am useless when it comes to drawing, but I do have a few ideas people with actual talent might find inspiration in:

Fedsmoker - others mentioned him before and rightfully so, I think the herc v dog moment in this video would be a fun one
Ethan Ralph - ralph v riley clash of the gunts / ralph being sacrificed for the harvest
Russel Greer - livin' it big in Vegas
Lucas Werner - unkempt hobo writing his schizo thesis on telomeres
Tranch - troon commando in full tacticool gear extracting helpless trans sister from far-right compound
Melinda Scott - furiously typing away at her stupid lolsuits, on all side beset by dirty and malnourished children
Kay - cooking, or at least attempting to
Jack Scalfani - choking out his son, could be a recolor of the last of us 2 meme
Trans Lifeline - Nina and Greta going to Null's house, duh
Deagle Nation - I have so many moments I love I can't choose, but to name a few: Gamer house burnin' , Soap boatin' / I don't condone homosexual dog activity / the beach video
Terry - not necessarily a depiction of him, but of his legacy, "the castle has fallen, but the temple stands"
Null - that one time he tried talking to the Wings of Redemption trolls. I imagine it going like this: slobbermutt walks into the room, people stare at him in silence, in the next panel everyone is screaming and the room is on fire, doggo sits confused surrounded by absolute bedlam / plants + pigeons
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To add to this - Jay Geis a.k.a. the Golden Knight.

Largely forgotten these days but his role in site history as one of the first lolcows to get their own subforum beyond Chris was a stepping stone in the CWCforums becoming the Kiwi Farms we know today. Plus, Dynastia managed to prove what a colossal two-timing, self interested piece of shit he was in front of his own girlfriend within three thread pages before revealing Jay had dumped his girlfriend for an internet heartsweet with a magnificent beard.
 
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Wereknight said:
haven't Benoit shot his family then himself after that?
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the joke is that WWE scrubbed all mentions and references to Benoit after the incident, I think Hex Cat was drawing a parallel to Null taking down the iconic Sonichu wallpaper.
 
Nazz said:
I'm gonna draw a harem of beauty parlor cows, get us a girly theme.

I am also considering drawing Kiwi-chan vanquishing some furries and trannies in an epic battle.
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I've changed my mind, I think I'm gonna do some of the most controversial comic covers ever but with KF stuff instead. Imagine, for instance, if the Null dog was Joker here and one of the cows was Batgirl
 

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Red_Cap said:
I can draw but I'm not clever. Someone hit me up with an idea and I'll sketch something out.
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A gunt in every panel. Each one should be slightly different. Give them all faces with varying expressions and ridiculous captions.
 
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