Chris has been arrested

[ForgedBlades]

You know what? I don’t want this cookie anymore. I just want to go to the beach.

We'd have to keep us a secret because of the age difference. Octogenarians like you don't come along often. I'd want you again and again.

 

[Little_Bird]

Chris on the run from bounty hunters could be a real possibility.....What a strange thing to type seriously.

 

[grumble_bum]

Any word about what time the hearing is?

It was believed to be 8:30, As tweeted by Ralph but considering ralph hasnt tweeted for 9 hours and I doubt he knows anything more than we do. Hes probably a lying piece of shit.

 

[HenricoPD]

Until the arraignment takes place, nothing is official. Definitely incest, possibly rape or something relating to elder abuse. I'm seriously jonesing to see what he's actually charged with.

Absolutely, I heard info leaked that the arrest was for incest, not the EPO violation, though.
Can anyone confirm, or is it just a rumor as of now?

 

[Little_Bird]

We'd have to keep us a secret because of the age difference. Octogenarians like you don't come along often. I'd want you again and again.

FUCK. STOP. I’m fucking DYING.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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and more of Fairbanks tweets about Chris and his stateView attachment 2403141View attachment 2403142View attachment 2403143

Jafari you lazy Iraqi, you could have at least said that into a camera.

14BLC will probably go to whichever bank Barb reverse-mortgaged it to so she could super-saiyan the hoard.

I think the best punchline would be after all this drama dies down and the media moves on, the creditors swoop in and Barb immediately loses the house and dies on the streets, alone, two weeks later.

 

[Pyra]

When's Chris getting his own version of tiger king? It'd probably be called like "Autism king" or some shit.

 

[Quizibo]

I bet all of this couldve been avoided if only Sega didn't change Sonic's arms to blue.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

The police probably went "This autistic motherfucker we removed from home is some kind of demented Internet celebrity, now we're getting hundreds of phone calls about him, now the motel he's staying at is getting hundreds of calls, now there's a crowd gathering outside with cameras... we'd better just charge him with something and bring him in"

There's no way that the police arrested him only because they got a bunch of calls from weens. That opens up the police department for a massive amount of legal liability. Plus, they get calls from crackpots all day long and they don't jump every time some weenie tells them to.

 

[Merrick]

Absolutely, I heard info leaked that the arrest was for incest, not the EPO violation, though.
Can anyone confirm, or is it just a rumor as of now?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/page-97#post-9608486

From the calls into Henrico Co. Sheriff's Department, it's one count of incest thus far.

 

[Josterman]

Muthar and john swan

and Frank hassle

 

[Pyra]

Absolutely, I heard info leaked that the arrest was for incest, not the EPO violation, though.
Can anyone confirm, or is it just a rumor as of now?

It's been confirmed.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Last night I walked away from my computer to make dinner and eat with my family. When I returned, Ethan Ralph of all people had video of the arrest. It just fucking figures.

Ethan's hate boner for Josh is just so fucking hard he can't stay away. He is obviously a latent homo who is in love with Josh. He is even about to marry a pedo just to prove he is not a flaming fucking faggot.

Where are the details on Chris's arraignment. Obviously I can now only go through the highlights of Chris's threads. Did I miss it?

 

[Euler's identity]

Absolutely, I heard info leaked that the arrest was for incest, not the EPO violation, though.
Can anyone confirm, or is it just a rumor as of now?

It's literally on the Henrico County website.

 

[Josterman]

Jafari you lazy Iraqi, you could have at least said that into a camera.


I think the best punchline would be after all this drama dies down and the media moves on, the creditors swoop in and Barb immediately loses the house and dies on the streets, alone, two weeks later.

and it would of been more funny

 

[Nointey]

Boogie and Chris escape and create a crime syndicate in virginia and kill many

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

When's Chris getting his own version of tiger king? It'd probably be called like "Autism king" or some shit.

Hedgehog King.

I'd watch that show. Everyone would.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Just so people know a little more about the process:

Generally, unless the police witness a crime in progress, they have to go get a warrant. There are some exceptions, but this situation doesn't fit any of those exceptions. So a judge had to sign off on the arrest warrant.

Once CWC is arrested, the matter then falls into the hands of the DA. The DA can do a number of things at this point. They could go with the incest charge, they could decline to prosecute. They could also add further charges. So even if the warrant was just for incest, the DA could add on rape or elder abuse.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

We'd have to keep us a secret because of the age difference. Octogenarians like you don't come along often. I'd want you again and again.

You might not want Barb around because of the age difference. She’s cute, though. Built good.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Where are the details on Chris's arraignment. Obviously I can now only go through the highlights of Chris's threads. Did I miss it?

Arraignment date has not been set and Greene Co. isn't commenting.