Chris has been arrested

[Bloodypinky]

Chris gets executed. Lethal injection

Only because the electric chair has no effect other than increasing his power.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

So. The Saga ends as it began many years ago. With a news report. How poetic that Christory began with a news report of a boy who won a contest and it ends with a news report of a man who fucked his mother.

The writers can't keep getting away with this kino

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Not quite. He never had to contact her for her to blindly say yes. She said yes when she released control to her accounts.
AGAIN he stole. Just legal hypotheticals.

Are you too retarded to click a fucking featured link and read?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-...d-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9580110

This is the second time, I am not doing this again.

 

[Josterman]

Tommy c posted this

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I know the meme answer is prison but my guess is he’ll be in a mental hospital for the rest of his life. He clearly can’t function on his own.

Look at how he is with $$$.

 

[quick bird]

It'll go down like the Sonichu 10 trial

 

[NavyGuzzler]

I hope John Travolta plays Chris in the movie.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Stoned Saudi Arabia style

Guillotine’d, the French way.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The key language for anyone outside twitter is "additional charges pending" which confirms what many of us have suspected all long. Theft, rape, and other possibilities are very much on the table now.

Yep. The fact that the leading charge they used to hold him after a very quick investigation is "Incest" also says a lot. It tells you that they are 100% convinced that he had sex with his mother. Given her state of mind, overall age and health, there is no way the Prosecution will not throw a rape charge at this. It's so fucking skeevy that a jury will immediately come to that conclusion. There is such a power dynamic there. You're not going to get a jury to by into their tale of beautiful forbidden love. They will immediately read it as Chris Raped his dementia addled mother.

Chris's brand of crazy isn't going to find much in the way of sympathetic ears in the DA, Judge or Jury. He's a deviant degenerate freak show that Fucked His Mother.

 

[Old Fashioned Chimp]

"The court calls it's next witness to the stand" :audible gasps from the courtroom:

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I can already hear Christine on stand doing the classic Jenkin Jinkies voices...

"Christian is a rapist, and he should be executed. All hail Clyde Cash."

 

[Clownery]

i swear to god if anyone reading this is calling the sheriff yelling JULAAAAY then just do this case a huge favor and neck yourself

There's already been one so far

No I don't have proof I can just feel it in the depths of my soul

 

[Euler's identity]

I hope John Travolta plays Chris in the movie.


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That movie was hilarious. Shit, but hilarious.

 

[F. Lee Bailey]

I imagine they assume she consented bc she gave Chris all the account info.

It could be possible she gave him the info prior to onset of senility. Regardless of her current mental state, the legal order supercedes any past permission he was given to access her property - a common sense way of knowing this is that if past permission was still valid, he'd be able to enter 14BC too.

 

[Aciddab]

Perhaps she was faking being alive



Barb's brain has more calcium deposits than a bottle of whole milk and more holes than a Jack the Ripper victim. She is absolutely incapable of giving consent to either sex or financial transactions. Money, being a form of financial capital since we live in a society, is property. Chris was specifically restricted by this order from touching any of Barb's bank accounts, i.e., her property. At this point, it doesn't matter if Barb says "I gave him permission"; the fact is that he violated a binding legal restriction issued specifically against him by the state of Virginia.

It just dosent make sense to me. If your a married couple and have one account, and your the breadwinner, your suddenly stealing from yourself?

 

[Um...]

They could go off on testimonial evidence from Barb, and Chris. Maybe even subpoena the weens that leaked this

Kelly Osborn better lawyer up now, before she’s subpoena’d for evidence. Bet she never imagined this would take such a turn.

 

[Ariel]

You are stupid dumb fucking bitch. Chris is going to be charged with his mental disability on the table. Clearly you are too dumb to understand this but he won't be accountable for his actions cause, and you are too dumb to understand this, being a fucking retard pretty much clears you from any responsibility and Chris is, just like you, a fucking low IQ ape.
Which makes this great news for you cause you can act like a degenerate piece of shit if you want. All the jury needs is a screenshot from your kiwifarm posts to label you as clinically. mentally challenged.

Where did you find this copypasta?

 

[Cool Dog]

Do you think chris will be forced by courts to undergo psychiatric treatment after this?

Whats gonna happen when they pump him full of antipsychotics and other schizo meds and his magic world of illusion disappears before his eyes for the first time in his life?

Will he anhero? or will his narcissism prevent him from doing that?

 

[Collections Agent]

It just dosent make sense to me. If your a married couple and have one account, and your the breadwinner, your suddenly stealing from yourself?

It's not a shared account. It's literally not his money.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I hope John Travolta plays Chris in the movie.

I think only Nicholas Cage can reflect the many colors of Chris's tard rage episodes.

 

[Naota Nandaba]

Chris gets executed. Lethal injection