Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[TiggerNits]

And people keep saying that Chris has hit bottom...

Problem is he hits rock bottom and continues to drill through

 

[Joosy Oringe]

Literally joined KF to mention this:
I was shitting. I wiped my anus dirt and fastened my jeans. Opened this thread. Sat back down and took two more bowel movements. Hallelujah and what the fuck. Absolutely what the fuck. Thanks for keeping me regular, Chris Chan. If there is a god he has abandoned us but my intestines are empty.

 

[George Lincoln Rockwell]

Nigga its a joke. A joke about shooting retards like Ole Yeller.
Edit: Mostly retards like you, newfag.

You do realise that my reply was a joke too, right?

 

[CambodianHoliday]

Regardless of wether not not Chris is shot;

I wonder how he’ll act in court. He was hollering about being A Chris chan sonichu goddess as the police took him into custody—will he keep the act up in a court of law? Or will we all learn he was playing it up? Will the court deem him delusional? Is that even possible ?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

So what all is Chris being accused of doing to Barb? I have heard everything from dildos and vibes to fingerbanging, cunnilingus, and penetration with and without condoms. The only thing I haven’t heard is anal or Barb slobbering on his knob.

 

[Null]

I don't know where else to post this but I'm re-reading the last messages I sent to Chris.

It's really some bizarre shit. He's telling me how Bella explained how she's not a troll and he accepts her explanation which was a big relief to him. I'm just in utter disbelief he's still falling for the same shit he was falling for in 2008 and hasn't learned a fucking thing.

The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

 

[Burning Acetate]

(Pointless speculation ahead) Do you think it even registers with him that he's supposed to feel like he's in the shit right now? Aside from being grumpy about not having his games and toys, I feel like there's a good possibility he's completely retreated within his own mind at this point and is numb to the gravity of what's going on.

 

[scringleton]

(Pointless speculation ahead) Do you think it even registers with him that he's supposed to feel like he's in the shit right now? Aside from being grumpy about not having his games and toys, I feel like there's a good possibility he's completely retreated within his own mind at this point and is numb to the gravity of what's going on.

He wasn't shaken at all during the arrest, and was perfectly able to ramble on and on about Sonichu and being a goddess or whatever, so I doubt that he feels bad at all. Chris over the past few years has this creepy feeling of optimism, like something broke in him.

 

[Holiday Special]

The thing that shocks me most is that Barb only had 8 lovers. I thought she was a huge ho in the day. Amateur.

 

[Чхееки Брееки Догго]

I don't know where else to post this but I'm re-reading the last messages I sent to Chris.

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It's really some bizarre shit. He's telling me how Bella explained how she's not a troll and he accepts her explanation which was a big relief to him. I'm just in utter disbelief he's still falling for the same shit he was falling for in 2008 and hasn't learned a fucking thing.

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The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

Is it possible that Bella/Kelly put the idea of stealing from Barb into his head?

He wasn't shaken at all during the arrest, and was perfectly able to ramble on and on about Sonichu and being a goddess or whatever, so I doubt that he feels bad at all. Chris over the past few years has this creepy feeling of optimism, like something broke in him.

It would be easier to figure out what still works in Chris than what doesn't tbh.

 

[cubot]

I don't know where else to post this but I'm re-reading the last messages I sent to Chris.

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It's really some bizarre shit. He's telling me how Bella explained how she's not a troll and he accepts her explanation which was a big relief to him. I'm just in utter disbelief he's still falling for the same shit he was falling for in 2008 and hasn't learned a fucking thing.

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The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

Absolutely fucking bizarre how moronic Chris can be. If you told him to point a gun at himself and pull the trigger, he'd probably do it.

 

[JiminyBales]

I don't know where else to post this but I'm re-reading the last messages I sent to Chris.

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It's really some bizarre shit. He's telling me how Bella explained how she's not a troll and he accepts her explanation which was a big relief to him. I'm just in utter disbelief he's still falling for the same shit he was falling for in 2008 and hasn't learned a fucking thing.

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The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

Are you really surprised? The guy is severely autistic. Practically disabled. I'm sure I'll be hated for this but it's like people were bullying a mentally disabled person. He never should have been on the internet or indulged.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

The thing that shocks me most is that Barb only had 8 lovers. I thought she was a huge ho in the day. Amateur.

For her time maybe that was a lot! I mean back then weren't women expected to fuck only one dude, maybe two if the first one died?
Also why the fuck does he know her bodycount

 

[Perspicacity]

Chris's behavior has been extrememly out of character.... No tantrums, no meltdowns, no crying, he was so calm and happy as he was escorted to the police car. He's told everyone without any prodding that he fucked Barb, there was no prodding or even ranting word salad really. What the fuck did this bitch tell him to do? He keeps saying over and over again that's he's guided by his goddesses/deities/etc? Did he crack and is just totally in full delusion or is he talking about these retards who've been recording him?

 

[Golly]

Spiritually Guided : "I am a slave to my most base and depraved impulses. If a thought crosses my mind, I act on it."
Sound of Mind : "I feel no remorse for the fallout of acting on these impulses."

If you really wanted to screw him, these texts could be used to attest to apparent cognizance of the situation.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The thing that shocks me most is that Barb only had 8 lovers. I thought she was a huge ho in the day. Amateur.

remember this info is filtered through a troon retard and a dementia patient, it may not be accurate

 

[Stupidface]

Not only does Kelly/Bella not contact the police immediately (which possibly allowed Chris to assault his mother one more time), but really went the extra mile to maintain contact.
How little of a life do you have to have? And how autistic to meltdown, sperging on the farms, when you realize it'll be tied to your name online from now on?

 

[Chazzed Up]

The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

It might be time to consider that Chris very well may have been manipulating you as he has many others in his life. I don't say that accusingly, but as affably stupid as Chris can present himself, he still has maintained his comfortable position of nonaccountability in life by deceiving those around him. Maybe not maliciously, but he always manages to get those who interact with him, other than the blatantly aggressive trolls, to sort of let him have his way.

You need not participate in his delusions to still tacitly let him perpetuate them by not addressing them. Of course, it isn't Null or anyone else's job to cure Chris's delusions. But entangling with him and his actions is bound to result in being caught up in the web of bad decisions that he makes. I wouldn’t advise trying to understand why he wants to interact with people who have bad intentions toward him, it's not as if he is of sound mind.

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't know where else to post this but I'm re-reading the last messages I sent to Chris.

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It's really some bizarre shit. He's telling me how Bella explained how she's not a troll and he accepts her explanation which was a big relief to him. I'm just in utter disbelief he's still falling for the same shit he was falling for in 2008 and hasn't learned a fucking thing.

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The next morning is when I saw that he was siphoning funds from Barb and that I had to reevaluate everything in the most negative light possible. At the time I'm sort of in limbo trying to process what the fuck is happening.

After reading this I'm sure Chris expects to be home by Friday. He's that fucking ...forgive my French. NAVIE.

 

[bobs-chainsaw]

Chris's behavior has been extrememly out of character.... No tantrums, no meltdowns, no crying, he was so calm and happy as he was escorted to the police car. He's told everyone without any prodding that he fucked Barb, there was no prodding or even ranting word salad really. What the fuck did this bitch tell him to do? He keeps saying over and over again that's he's guided by his goddesses/deities/etc? Did he crack and is just totally in full delusion or is he talking about these retards who've been recording him?

One thing you have to understand about Chris is that he genuinely believes the deities or what the fuck ever will carry him through this and also that nothing really mattters in the grand scheme of things because the dimensional merge is happening "soon" and he will be whisked away by Sonichu and Rosechu to become mayor of CWCville in due time to avoid consequences. This calm and collected behavior would have been out of character a few years ago, but this is literally the true and honest™ Chris Chan now and I can't wait for him to explain all of this in court or interrogation.