Chris has been arrested

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Was your mother in Ruckersville area 9 month before you were born?
"I managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance I needed" is such a Chris take and truly the one worth burning bridges for
 
it's actually way more respectful to trannies to say that Chris is a delusional retarded man and not the poster child of their community like they want him to be.
yeah, chris is first and foremost the product of an unfaithful conception, raised by two creepy backwoods fuckups, one of which sexually and emotionally abused him. he was probably genetically predisposed to being a hill person no matter what, everything else about him is purely ancillary to his regrettable origin. he shouldn't be the poster child for anything, only a warning to think before you fuck.
 
there's no way the sex was that good. Unless barb has the body of a puerto rican under that muumuu and can throw it back like a jamaican at a dance hall. But there's no way in hell you can be THAT happy about fucking that you can ignore being homeless, in debt, and arrested.

Then again, it's chris. Who knows
It's only been his entire life's goal to fulfill the Lovequest.
 
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I'm suprised he stayed quiet on twitter all that time. Then when the cops came to arrest him he was smiling. Something's super off about chris these past few days
He just reverted back to his "goddess Sonichu state" like he usually does when dealing with stress. That's why he replied that the merge is coming.
 
Yeah I don't get that argument. Why don't these retards realize it would make the tranny community look more mature and respectable if they only respected the pronouns of people who deserve it and not literal rapists and pedos? Oh right, it's because trannies are all just naturally too retarded to think 3 dimensionally.
It's because their tranny culture has developed into "no questions asked" like every other fucking non-cis sexuality. Someone said this is how they've been able to become so abrasive and cement themselves as this unmovable force because it doesn't matter how much of a disgusting liar, criminal, rapist, pedophile, or just degenerate human being you are, the trans community is accepting of EVERYONE and no exceptions. They will relentlessly defend Chris as much as they would defend the second coming of Tranny Christ..
 
yeah, chris is first and foremost the product of an unfaithful conception, raised by two creepy backwoods fuckups, one of which sexually and emotionally abused him. he was probably genetically predisposed to being a hill person no matter what, everything else about him is purely ancillary to his regrettable origin. he shouldn't be the poster child for anything, only a warning to think before you fuck.

same origin story as a lot of trannies, maybe that's why they like him. they're almost all autistic, sexually deviant and were abused as kids. maybe i should stop fighting them and accept that Christine is a beautiful strong trans woman just like them. Just like them.
 
there's no way the sex was that good. Unless barb has the body of a puerto rican under that muumuu and can throw it back like a jamaican at a dance hall. But there's no way in hell you can be THAT happy about fucking that you can ignore being homeless, in debt, and arrested.

Then again, it's chris. Who knows
I figure it's likely just the Merge. He believes in it so completely and his grip on reality is so weak that he can't grasp the severity of his situation. And when two weeks have passed and the Merge still hasn't commenced as he anticipated it would, he'll revise his predictions like a televangelist that incorrectly predicted Armageddon. He was misinterpreting the signals of Magichan the first time, but now that he properly understands Magichan's message, he knows Magichan actually meant "two months" instead of "two weeks".
 
Part of me hopes this turns into like the OJ Trial of this generation and we have like a greatest hits of people from the past coming in to testify against Chris like Megan or something, if only because it'd make for a hell of a series finale. The actual trial will probably be far less interesting barring anything like Chris trying to make a break for it or screaming for Magi-chan while being dragged away
 
Yeah I don't get that argument. Why don't these retards realize it would make the tranny community look more mature and respectable if they only respected the pronouns of people who deserve it and not literal rapists and pedos? Oh right, it's because trannies are all just naturally too retarded to think 3 dimensionally.
Don't corrext the enemy when they're making mistakes, just observe and laugh
 
I've always thought about it as like a teenager trying to get laid, but it seems that it was WAAYYY more than that.

Chris might actually be the horniest person on the planet
i joked about it before but maybe he really did believe he and Barb were in love and it was the relationship he was destined to have and that would bring about Crystal
 
It's because their tranny culture has developed into "no questions asked" like every other fucking non-cis sexuality. Someone said this is how they've been able to become so abrasive and cement themselves as this unmovable force because it doesn't matter how much of a disgusting liar, criminal, rapist, pedophile, or just degenerate human being you are, the trans community is accepting of EVERYONE and no exceptions. They will relentlessly defend Chris as much as they would defend the second coming of Tranny Christ..
Virtue ethics is a hell of a drug
 
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