Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As I've said before, I'm basically this thread's resident environmentalist and I believe that we do need to change a lot of how we view our economy and massively cut down on our carbon emissions.
It will have to be at a cultural level because we live in a consumerist society where we are conditioned into wanting and the latest iPhone. Our culture tells us that we must have all these plastic trinkets and voraciously consume the latest MCU offering to feel fulfillment in our lives. When I examine Bob's consumption habits, I get the impression that he is looking for even the tiniest sliver of fulfillment in his otherwise wasted life. He has no significant other to share his life and his family are what pass for friends to him. Valhalla knows that we never see him hanging out with other people aside from Chris and you often find him hunched over his phone when he's surrounded by other people. Twitter acts as the filter for the majority of his interactions, which explains--in part--his distorted world view because the majority of if users are nearly psychotic. He will likely sire no children (thank god) and he hasn't produced anything worthy of note in his forty years of life.

The grandest "tragedy" of all this is that Bob will never live a fulfilled life because the underlying philosophy of consumerism is never having enough and that your life is meaningless if you don't consume the latest product. What makes it worse is that the West basically exports its most polluting industries to countries with nonexistent environmental or worker protections. It honestly perturbs me how the materials in our phones and electronics was likely mined in Africa using child labor, then shipped to China to be refined and manufactured at near-slave wages, and then shipped overseas again to market. Yet most western environmentalists don't give a damn as long as it's not done in our backyard and rail against easy targets. Bob and Chris are essentially a personification of everything that is wrong with western culture with their endless consumption and willful ignorance.
 
Not everyone who got the jab is a Thinker by default. A Thinker, you must understand, is someone who lets the world know he is not beholden to anyone.
(Archive of The Atlantic article)
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Bobby is a Chinkaboo; I presume he is at least acquainted with the Chinese idea of "face", if not the development on this concept by sociologist Erving Goffman (who is indeed cited in the The Atlantic article). What is depicted in this article is a very good example of what Goffman called "facework". Orange Cats understands it. Bobby's woke posturing is another example of facework: he attempts to maintain his dignity in the eyes of people he thinks matter to him, by signaling that he is on the same pulse as them. Unfortunately, as you can see in the replies, his facework fails.
"...I work is FILM and GAMING *and* TECH..."

Tech? Ell oh ell oh ell... [repeating "oh ell" for the next 59 minutes]

Does Moviebob even contribute to any tech outlet that's got even a modicum of self-respect? (Because if they did, Bob's input would be forwarded to the trash bin.)



One reason that Bobby's faceworks fail is that everyone already knows he is a hypocrite: he has associated with people like Devin Faraci yet he postures as a moral purist.
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Moviebob, 2014.11.16: "2 fundamental questions underline 90% of my decisions: 'Does this get us closer to a better world?' 'Is this morally correct?' in that order. […] at the end of the day a tangible superior future has to [...] 'win out' over 'how does this square with some largely subjective social concept of right or wrong?'"



The Democrats smell blood and are sharpening their teeth:
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Coincidentally, Moviebob should delete his account(s) for being associated with Moviebob.



Bobby mansplains a bisexual Democrat woman:
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That someone, especially someone dead for 250 years, doesn't approve of your current lifestyle doesn't imply that person must have been wrong in every way.
And has America really jailed, tortured and executed women for being lesbians?
I wonder if inclued in Bob's statement of "70% of the shit EVERYBODY back then 'knew' turned out to be wrong" included the concept of America (to be bastion of freedom, not this revisionist 1619 Project bullshit about America being a slave colony), the Constitution (if only because of the electoral college created by the 12th Amendment), and the idea that all people are created equal (unlike Bob's belief that people who don't fully bow to his diabolical whims aren't actually people). We all know he absolutely despises the U.S.A. with the passion of 1,000 suns. ("Knows better than Thomas Jefferson", my ass!)
 
I had learned of the comic "Dark Night- A True Batman Story" written by one Paul Dini of the animated series fame. It's a semi biography of his life and the night he was mugged.

Probably what haunted me the most was this moment where we can see a man tempted down the path that moviebob took.
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Thankfully Paul chose a different route and improved his life.

If Bob had ever shown an iota of strategic thinking, I might wonder if it was a case of trying to become the go-to source for all the MCU spergs’ obsessive film dissection needs. After all, grabbing even an infinitesimal sliver of that massive market share could net him a livable income in a shithole like Lynn if he really pumped his platform for views.

It seems more likely that Bob just derives some kind of validation by appearing to be into something well-loved by others. If only he’d ingratiated himself with Rick Lax, he might have leveraged his Mountain Dew chicken to climb aboard the revenue-generating avalanche of gross food viral videos. Alas, alas.
Hence why hooking up with film theory is like the greatest moment of his life. It's closest to a dream come true for him.
I'm a leftist, too, but I feel this can apply to any movement. Thanks to the internet, we are judged according to our worst adherents.
The term is called "nutpicking." And sorry but after 4 years of the media showing up on the lawn of random Trump supporters, any right to complain has been forfeit.
Bobby disparages Christianity because he knows so much about the faith:
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Robert Chipman, The Altarboy Who Knew Too Much.

Circle your bingo sheet:
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I would be much less offended by these if Bob didn't have up that tweet about rahamadan. [sp?] We know you don't care if the believers are brown, dum dum.
 
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It will have to be at a cultural level because we live in a consumerist society where we are conditioned into wanting and the latest iPhone.
Believe me, the culture of consumption we have in the West and are trying to create elsewhere is one of the biggest problems we face when it comes to the environment.

You're absolutely right - lots of Western environmentalists enjoy ignoring the problem. People like Saikat Chakrabarti and, more generally speaking, everyone involved in writing the Green New Deal are, at best, misguided because they imply that the Great Depression, a problem which was caused by a lack of economic growth, can be solved in the same way as climate change, a problem which is being caused by an emphasis on economic growth.

I'm not saying that everything to do with that strain of environmentalism is necessarily bad because lots of people involved with it are definitely arguing for it with good intentions, but if your solution to climate change is "look, here's our green, new solution to this problem that just so happens to look and function like the original cause of this problem", it's probably not the solution to the problem.

Another problem with environmentalism in the West is that it can definitely get very weird very quickly. Over in America you guys have the Sunrise Movement which, at best, is a grift and, at worst, is a neopagan cult thinly disguised as an environmentalist organisation. Here in the UK we have Extinction Rebellion which seems to enjoy presenting itself as a "racial justice campaign" despite having about three black members and is led by a guy who talked about "photogenic, sexy young activists". If you look at stuff like that it's hard to see why normies even bother to care about the planet.
 
Should I get worried I'm understanding what Chippa said? He's trying to smuggly suggest that 2% of those 100,000 are DoA because currently 2% is the death rate of the current spike.
That's how you get the 2K dead in his posting.
I was talking about his comment under it where he says "We weren't out in numbers like this for the majority of those deaths. What happens now that we aren't trying?"

Its a stupid talking point because percentages don't change based on # affected.
 
Bobert The Imbecile of House Retard "knows better" than Thomas Jefferson?!?
My sides are gone, somebody please help me locate them. God help me, I can't stop laughing.

This might end up as one of the most hilariously stupid things he's ever posted, alongside his infamous "2019 Spaceship I EARNED", and "Germany Should Invade Poland" brain sharts.

I'm awestruck by the sheer fathomless depths of drooling idiocy he sinks to daily.

Is he getting even stupider and more deranged by the day?
 
Time to add groomer to title card.
I'll admit, I wasn't certain if he was flirting with an actual woman this time or another tyranny.
If it isn't Trump fault, then it must be Skydaddy's:
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Given the latest finding in Massachusetts, maybe this is indeed Skydaddy's plan.
Robert you dunce, the TOTAL USA deaths of covid by 0-17 year olds is 337.

Nowhere CLOSE to the "thousands." Your neice is not at risk.
The "voluntary phase" is over:
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Actually yes. The nazis were into hygiene.

Speaking of niggers:
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Hanging outside the capital? How isn't this Jan 6th all over again??
Also, this is apparently Donald Trump Jr. which explains why retards like Bob are upset.
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The photo isn't shopped.
Bob is just mad Don 2 can do something he can't.

Smile.
 
I'm p. sure Shaun (and Jen) blocked Bob over one of bob's nuclear hot takes about the mayonnaise ghouls working class being completely irredeemable and should be minecrafted, which was so horrific that even Shaun couldn't abide it. Good to know Bob STILL doesn't understand why breadtube hates him and attributes that hate to "the Dirtbag Left".
 
Bobert The Imbecile of House Retard "knows better" than Thomas Jefferson?!?
My sides are gone, somebody please help me locate them. God help me, I can't stop laughing.

This might end up as one of the most hilariously stupid things he's ever posted, alongside his infamous "2019 Spaceship I EARNED", and "Germany Should Invade Poland" brain sharts.

I'm awestruck by the sheer fathomless depths of drooling idiocy he sinks to daily.

Is he getting even stupider and more deranged by the day?
He's getting closer to believing his own bullshit I think.

Remember he desperately wants to prove he's smart, and because he's a crayon eating retard who stares blankly at blue curtains to make up stories, he is also too stupid to understand that you cannot be a perfect renaissance man or omniscient. Mainly because he's so fucking retarded he unironically believes that nerds must know all based on what Mama TV showed him.

Also he's the worst case of Whiggish ever, where he believes that progress is universal, and since he lived 200 years past Jefferson, then he must be better. Hell smarter too, since he probably googled the Flynn Effect.
 
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"...I work is FILM and GAMING *and* TECH..."
Seriously, how does he even make this logical leap? You don’t “work in tech” because you’re literally always online. You don’t “work in film” because you tweet about movies nonstop. You don’t “work in gaming” because you once tried to sell photocopies of your Mario play-through over a decade ago. It’s sheer delusion.
 
Seriously, how does he even make this logical leap? You don’t “work in tech” because you’re literally always online. You don’t “work in film” because you tweet about movies nonstop. You don’t “work in gaming” because you once tried to sell photocopies of your Mario play-through over a decade ago. It’s sheer delusion.
You see, he has a film degree he barely used (mainly with the Game Overthinker) and technically he does reviews so it counts. Ignore that he's the only film degree student I've met that does reviews that NEVER made a movie during his career doing internet reviews.

He games because a long time ago he used to do the Game Overthinker. Ignore that he stopped making that show. Ignore that he stopped playing post N64, only got back into it loosely with the GBA having an NES lookalike edition with classic Bing Bing Wahoo, and also that he mostly just watched his family play games to pretend he knows anything.

He techs because he... uhh... well fuck this is so smoothbrained. When I think of tech, I think of things like fixing basic errors made by boomering, hardware fixes, or software wizardry. It's multiple disciplines, and Bob is retarded and knows nothing about any of them. He just wants his Matrioshka Brain to crawl into so he can Bing Bing Wahoo forever.
 
Seriously, how does he even make this logical leap? You don’t “work in tech” because you’re literally always online. You don’t “work in film” because you tweet about movies nonstop. You don’t “work in gaming” because you once tried to sell photocopies of your Mario play-through over a decade ago. It’s sheer delusion.
Bob has a very loose definition of working in those fields. Just because he *commentates* on Film, Gaming and Tech, does not mean he WORKS in any of those fields, other than maybe a few garbage homebrew movies with his crayon-eating blue curtain analyzing buddies in the local area network, his youtube "skits" like the game overeater/underthinker (and the fact that he makes videos at all by his own self, or contributes "scripts" to other media channels like MattPat).

He doesn't work in tech at all because he doesn't program shit or build shit (and the fact that the Chippa is an engineer doesn't mean Bobby the Brainless Chipman does by osmosis). He doesn't work in gaming because he's not a professional gamer (or a gamer at all, really).
 
Bob has a very loose definition of working in those fields. Just because he *commentates* on Film, Gaming and Tech, does not mean he WORKS in any of those fields, other than maybe a few garbage homebrew movies with his crayon-eating blue curtain analyzing buddies in the local area network, his youtube "skits" like the game overeater/underthinker (and the fact that he makes videos at all by his own self, or contributes "scripts" to other media channels like MattPat).

He doesn't work in tech at all because he doesn't program shit or build shit (and the fact that the Chippa is an engineer doesn't mean Bobby the Brainless Chipman does by osmosis). He doesn't work in gaming because he's not a professional gamer (or a gamer at all, really).
Hahaha I think you just figured it out.

Remember how Bob steals the achievements of others to stave off his desire to Death Race with Carbon Monoxide or to suck down some Glock Gumballs? He's stealing Chris' achievements as a psychological pin much like he did with Kevin Smith (until he started sucking and Bob cannot fail ever in his mind), and what he does now with James Gunn.
 
Seriously, how does he even make this logical leap? You don’t “work in tech” because you’re literally always online. You don’t “work in film” because you tweet about movies nonstop. You don’t “work in gaming” because you once tried to sell photocopies of your Mario play-through over a decade ago. It’s sheer delusion.
this is the same mongoloid who tought hot dog girl was his friend because she posed with him for a picture. bob chipam is legit insane
 
Bobert The Imbecile of House Retard "knows better" than Thomas Jefferson?!?
My sides are gone, somebody please help me locate them. God help me, I can't stop laughing.
You too, huh?

This might end up as one of the most hilariously stupid things he's ever posted, alongside his infamous "2019 Spaceship I EARNED", and "Germany Should Invade Poland" brain sharts.

I'm awestruck by the sheer fathomless depths of drooling idiocy he sinks to daily.

Is he getting even stupider and more deranged by the day?
Correct answer: Yes to both.



I just realized that I should have added this comment to my previous post:
Bobby mansplains a bisexual Democrat woman:
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That someone, especially someone dead for 250 years, doesn't approve of your current lifestyle doesn't imply that person must have been wrong in every way.
And has America really jailed, tortured and executed women for being lesbians?
Moviebob, 2021.08.02: "Someone should remind Arizona Senator Krysten] Sinema 'our forefathers' wanted her to not vote, not hold her office and a bunch of them probably would've been cool with having her jailed, tortured and maybe executed..."

Reality: "Someone should remind Moviebob that Democrats (the party to which Bob belongs) never wanted to end slavery after the Civil War (13th Amendment), nor did the Democrats want emancipated slaves the right to become U.S. citizens (14th Amendment), nor did the Democrats ever want to give non-white U.S. citizens the right to vote (15th Amendment)."

Given those historical facts which Bob so conveniently ignores, Moviebob is comparable to, if not worse than, a Civil War-era Democrat: Much like Democrats treated non-white people as lesser humans well into the 1960s, Bob treats people who refuse to propel him toward his Hitlerian "superiaa fyuuchaa" as less than human well into the 2020s.
 
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