Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

What's the 411 on Teamimpossible4? Is it a bob sockpuppet or a legit tranny? 3 followers and one of them movieblob, don't know the other two; obsession with the 3rd reich, one out of every 5 words is "nazi".

This might show my age but have you ever been with an annoying 10 year old when you were 14? Old enough that the kids see you asa big guy and you see them as kids but to the rest of the world you might as well be the same age. The pest has an unlimited energy thanks to his extra sugary cereal while you're going through puberty. They keep bothering and bothering you; first 2 times it's funny, then annoying and they just don't get the hint. But how could they get it? They are 10, they think they are grown ups and the smartest in the room. If they say "fuck" they are the baddest kid in the sand lot. So they start repeating words over and over because that's what they think it's funny and they believe they are on your level (again, you're 14 in this scenario).
So what do you do? You can't ignore them and you can't reason with them because they are 10 and have unlimited energy to be annoying. You have shit to do because you're 14 and a fucking drama queen and don't want to waste your time with a 10 year old. So you give them a bitch slap and tell them to cut it out.
Problem solved! They suddenly get a dose of realism that they are not the smartest and funniest in the room and should know your place and you get a stern talking to or even a love tap from your parents for picking on kids smaller than you. That's life but you also learned your lesson.

Tl;dr : when I see this faggot replying "nazi, nazi, nazi" as if the word were magical I get so frustrated that I can't bitchslap him and tell him to quit it. If he protests, bitchslap him again until he learns. You know you can't argue with him, you can't mock him, you can't reason with him. A quick slap with the back of your hand to have him understand that being a yappy pomeranian is, as the kids say, "cringe" and hopefully fill him with enough shame to close twitter.

either that, or they're an actual nazi
see also: notorious criminal and Evanescence fan Samuel Collingwood Smith, and his tendency to call people he doesn't like paedophiles

 

[Koby_Fish]

What's the 411 on Teamimpossible4? Is it a bob sockpuppet or a legit tranny? 3 followers and one of them movieblob, don't know the other two; obsession with the 3rd reich, one out of every 5 words is "nazi".

This might show my age but have you ever been with an annoying 10 year old when you were 14? Old enough that the kids see you asa big guy and you see them as kids but to the rest of the world you might as well be the same age. The pest has an unlimited energy thanks to his extra sugary cereal while you're going through puberty. They keep bothering and bothering you; first 2 times it's funny, then annoying and they just don't get the hint. But how could they get it? They are 10, they think they are grown ups and the smartest in the room. If they say "fuck" they are the baddest kid in the sand lot. So they start repeating words over and over because that's what they think it's funny and they believe they are on your level (again, you're 14 in this scenario).
So what do you do? You can't ignore them and you can't reason with them because they are 10 and have unlimited energy to be annoying. You have shit to do because you're 14 and a fucking drama queen and don't want to waste your time with a 10 year old. So you give them a bitch slap and tell them to cut it out.
Problem solved! They suddenly get a dose of realism that they are not the smartest and funniest in the room and should know your place and you get a stern talking to or even a love tap from your parents for picking on kids smaller than you. That's life but you also learned your lesson.

Tl;dr : when I see this faggot replying "nazi, nazi, nazi" as if the word were magical I get so frustrated that I can't bitchslap him and tell him to quit it. If he protests, bitchslap him again until he learns. You know you can't argue with him, you can't mock him, you can't reason with him. A quick slap with the back of your hand to have him understand that being a yappy pomeranian is, as the kids say, "cringe" and hopefully fill him with enough shame to close twitter.

Just once, I'd love to see some spetznatz reply to one of TeamImpossible's many (or hell, ALL) tweets of "shut up nazi" with "Make me, kid."

 

[ChampFantana]

I really enjoy seeing people shit on Lardo Retardo on his own Twitter feed.

Despite his coterie of retarded sycophants screeching "Nazi" at every reply, it warms my icy heart to see randos rhetorically disembowel the Eternal Virgin.

Also, I just about shat myself laughing at that one tweet where Bobert claimed that he is not stupid.

Eat shit Blob, you're one of the stupidest fucks on the planet and there are single-celled organisms in nature smarter than you.

 

[Wormy]

I hope we lock down again. I'd love to see Bob spew incoherent rage on twitter, fantasizing about murder and everything else he does, but he won't do shit, can't do shit. All he'll be able to do is rage impotently on twatter as his life slips away, as his entire future is filled with nothing but despair, no friends, no family (that he can actually see in person) as society slowly (rapidly) falls into nothingness. No more movies theaters, no more comic cons, no more Disney parks. No more bars, no more restaurants, no more human beings, only desiring machines. I hope Covid never goes away, that it permanently cripples human civilization. Just one disappointing failure after another, one escaped variant after another. Truly glorious.

Noone thinks you're a badass.

Cheerleading for Soviet Russia under the grounds that the Whites were anti-Semitic just makes you look like someone who hasn't heard of the Doctor's Plot.

Okay, as I pull my fist out of the nearest drywall from the instinctive stupid dose Bob's statement inflicted on me.....WHAT?!

Bob, as a leftist, next time you feel a need to help, just don't.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Looks like everything's not sunshine and roses in MCU Land.

https://variety.com/2021/film/news/scarlett-johansson-sues-disney-black-widow-1235030582/

https://screenrant.com/cruella-movie-emma-stone-disney-lawsuit-rumors-updates/

Whole lot of bridge burning going on.

 

[TowinKarz]

Disney will try to dismiss them, of course, but ultimately will settle, there is no way, NO WAY, they want the super-seekrit audience numbers and their generation algorithm for D+ going public.... they need to be able to keep duping investors that they're going to make those millions back any day now with their six gorillion subscribers!

 

[Deadman]

I hope we lock down again. I'd love to see Bob spew incoherent rage on twitter, fantasizing about murder and everything else he does, but he won't do shit, can't do shit. All he'll be able to do is rage impotently on twatter as his life slips away, as his entire future is filled with nothing but despair, no friends, no family (that he can actually see in person) as society slowly (rapidly) falls into nothingness. No more movies theaters, no more comic cons, no more Disney parks. No more bars, no more restaurants, no more human beings, only desiring machines. I hope Covid never goes away, that it permanently cripples human civilization. Just one disappointing failure after another, one escaped variant after another. Truly glorious.

lol, shut up doomer

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Hey Bob, playing tough guy killers in movies doesn't mean he's that way in real life.

Take Bautista for example. He's a raging faggot in real life.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Bob, as a leftist, next time you feel a need to help, just don't.

I'm a leftist, too, but I feel this can apply to any movement. Thanks to the internet, we are judged according to our worst adherents.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm just wondering what Bob's reaction to the news around Chris Chan will be.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I'm just wondering what Bob's reaction to the news around Chris Chan will be.

What happened to Chris Chan?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What happened to Chris Chan?

He allegedly raped his mother.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

He allegedly raped his mother.

Holy shit.

I did not see that coming.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm just wondering what Bob's reaction to the news around Chris Chan will be.

If he reacts at all, it will be to say that he is above such petty gossip.

And that it's the fault of the Farms somehow and we should be shut down.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Hey Bob, playing tough guy killers in movies doesn't mean he's that way in real life.

Take Bautista for example. He's a raging faggot in real life.

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Is there no statute of limitations with contract law or something?

Eight fucking years.

 

[Bolo]

He allegedly raped his mother.

Shit... talk about a dark turn...

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Shit... talk about a dark turn...

I know right?

I expected Chris to have a shitty but quiet ending. But this…, I have no words to describe this.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I know right?

I expected Chris to have a shitty but quiet ending. But this…, I have no words to describe this.

To (kinda) get back on topic:

For all the horrors that this new saga is revealing, consider this: Chris-Chan has had more fame and more fans than Moviebob. Chris-chan, one way or another, will be remembered as a pivotal figure in internet history. Bob will only be remembered by us and autists like us who delve into the filthy history of the internet. Before this cropped up, we've had proof that Chris lost his virginity (to a hooker, but still.) Bob likely has yet to feel the tender caress of a woman.

Chris has infamy. Bob has obscurity (blue check notwithstanding.) People outside of Chris's family actually like him. Bob has no friends; only family, asskissers, and obsoletes.

For an alleged mother fucker, Chris has everything Bob would give up his rotting leg for.

Besides, it may well turn out that Idea Guy 2.0 convinced Chris to say what he did. We'll find out soon enough.

 

[Positron]

Bobby disparages Christianity because he knows so much about the faith:

Robert Chipman, The Altarboy Who Knew Too Much.

Circle your bingo sheet:


According to CDC, at least 75% of new covid cases in Massachusetts were in fully-vaccinated people, and "breakthrough infections" are popping up all over the world. People have been given false reassurances and false hopes, yet it is Tucker Carlson who is to blame for the deaths:


Horrifiyingly, Bobby tacitly admits that Big Tech has done "something shady":


"No food for the deplorables"

It'd be pretty difficult keeping the deplorables from access to food, considering they are exactly the people who grow food. Bobby's penis is destined to stay flaccid.

Glenn Greenwald appeals to basic empathy, but of course Bobby knows empathy better:


Straightsplaining a gay man:


Someone digs out an old interview of AOC in which she implored the Dems to change and to "return to the working class, everyday Americans", followed by how, post-election, she cozied up with Pelosi and appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair and Rolling Stone. The only fault Bobby finds is the background music:

I agree with Bobby. This congresswoman's soundtrack should be "You're So Vain".

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There have been a proliferation of anti-vaxer deathbed regret stories, redolent of how some Christians promulgated the lie that Charles Darwin regretted publishing his theories and confessed his Christian faith in extremis


Rumor has it that Simone Biles rage-quited because she couldn't get her Adderall:

Amphetamines are simply banned in international sporting events; Japan has nothing to do with it.


What Bobby said this time is not racist at all. The fact that he "accepts the criticism" shows he is a soy golem.

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Disney requires all employees to get vaxed:


Nymphomachy spergs about environmental destruction, utilitarianism, colonial trauma, and long-term thinking. His writing is every bit as lucid as Bobby's:


Simp:


This is what his target looks like:

 

[Arthur Morgan]

To (kinda) get back on topic:

For all the horrors that this new saga is revealing, consider this: Chris-Chan has had more fame and more fans than Moviebob. Chris-chan, one way or another, will be remembered as a pivotal figure in internet history. Bob will only be remembered by us and autists like us who delve into the filthy history of the internet. Before this cropped up, we've had proof that Chris lost his virginity (to a hooker, but still.) Bob likely has yet to feel the tender caress of a woman.

Chris has infamy. Bob has obscurity (blue check notwithstanding.) People outside of Chris's family actually like him. Bob has no friends; only family, asskissers, and obsoletes.

For an alleged mother fucker, Chris has everything Bob would give up his rotting leg for.

Besides, it may well turn out that Idea Guy 2.0 convinced Chris to say what he did. We'll find out soon enough.

For all his gripes about Christopher Nolan, the man has one thing Bob never will: Work Ethic.

If Bob actually wanted to be a film maker, a novelist, or anything like that, he would have done it by now, on his own without a studio or a publisher backing him. But no, he hasn't accomplished any of those things. Sure, he did some shorts back in 2006, those Over Thinker Sketches, and Brick by Brick, but they were all pretty lazy and haven't amount to anything. And they've been forgotten by most people except for us. Like most cows, Bob wants to already have made movies, not make movies. I'll admit, I'm similar. I have books I want to write but have trouble finishing any project. But I don't call myself an author because I know I won't be one until I've actually finished a book.

Bob lives in Boston, there's a theater community there. He could kickstart a project, grab some actors from around town, and put together something over a week. But he won't, because that's too much effort. And so he'll never have the reputation or fame he desires.

Which I think is a fitting punishment.