Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[NynchLiggers]

Hm. I'm asking if there's any benefit in going to a movie theater anymore, considering streaming and pay-per-view are better on a dollar-for-dollar basis. For a family of four, going to the theater is likely gonna be $100+ all told after ticket, snack, and drink prices; streaming the same film for the same family will set them back $30 for the film, plus another $20 to $30 if they opt for delivery or drive-thru over raiding the pantry. (That, and streaming allows those who need to answer nature's call to pause the film.)

Dood you don't understand I need to consoom!

 

[TowinKarz]

I agree.

On a side-note, what is with everything being rebooted to fit a teen school drama AU, these days?

No one cares about school drama except for women and manchildren.

Because manchildren, male feminists, soybeards and strong wahmen who cry their way upwards ARE the market, they're the ONLY people so lacking in self-esteem and so desperate to be seen as more than losers and get any scrap of attention, they'll put up with whatever immature, trashy, sixth-grade tier writing and story the mainstream comes up with beause it's all they can relate to.

Deep down inside, they don't have adult motivations or dreams, they can't even imagine them. In their worlds? There is nothing between high school prom and final death (or at least nothing good). Everything you or I would call 'adult life' they are actively avoiding because they fear maturity/mortality catching up with them and are in denial, or, are so weak and unable to take the lightest of criticism, they hide in basements and spew anger at a world that stopped giving them trophies for just existing and are refusing to come out until someone ELSE fixes everything for them so that personal success is guaranteed, failure impossible and just waking up in the morning gets you awards.

It's all being reimagined as high-school stuff because it's the ONLY language people like Bob speak, grandiose ideas that anyone beyond 10th grade knows won't work (just summarily execute portions of your population to ensure your political policies are popular) or can only be born of someone with no perspective on the importance of their preferred consumer goods vis-a-vis the greater world (merchandise tie-in cartoons developed to sell action figures and lunchboxes actually are super-deep on the level of Citizen Kane)

Anyone more developed than that left the cartoons/comics/sci-fi movies genre behind years ago because they were disgusted by the lack of depth and tired, hackneyed pandering, leaving it as an institution RUN by manbabies FOR manbabies and only appeals TO manbabies.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I agree.

On a side-note, what is with everything being rebooted to fit a teen school drama AU, these days?

No one cares about school drama except for women and manchildren.

Probably copying the whole highschool aspect from japanese anime to pander to weebs

 

[thismanlies]

It dawned on me that with a few minor edits this fits Bobert pretty well.

Original Why Quagmire hates Brain

Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this male feminist who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.

The Film Robert Edit

Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You're such a societal sponge. You pay for nothing your patreons technically do that. Also what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is lust after bimbos. Yeah, we all lust after women for their bodies but at least we're honest about it unlike you male feminist. We don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Lindsay Ellis (Why not make it her to pour salt in the Bobert wound) didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Bobert. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving the virtual signaling Troon Pride car doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed the Escapist twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a son! But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Bobert. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.

Spoiler: Lemme Tweak That a Little

Bob: Why doesn’t the Internet like me?

The Internet: Okay Bob, you wanna know why we don’t like you? You are the worst person we know. You sit in your basement all day tweeting about capeshit and politics. You do this even when your employers have told you to knock it off because associating with you means associating with your politics. But you don't care. You're more than happy to alienate any potential employer who doesn't want their brand associated with a guy who tweets about genociding half the midwest. And what really bothers us is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is lust after bimbos. Yeah, we all lust after women for their bodies but even the thirsty fuck throwing bits at Twitch thots is honest about it. We don't spend hours tweeting at them about how James Gunn is one of the greatest movie directors of all time. He isn't! He's a Hollywood pervert whose twitter account came to bite him in the ass. And that's why you like him so much... he'd be you if you actually did something with your life. God you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great movie critic, even though you're terrible. No movie critic worth the electricity it takes to power their computer would make a four hour video ranting over how much they hate Batman vs Superman. And what we hate most about you is your textbook technocratic agenda, how we should "get rid of the obsoletes" and how America is a nation filled with "thinkers and believers." Well who the hell are you to look down on anyone? If the ruling class ever built a spaceship to preserve the immortal consciousness of all the great thinkers, they wouldn't pick you. They'd look at you and go "Well who the hell is this troglodyte and why is he on our list of candidates?" But you know what? We could forgive all of that, all of it, if you didn't drag down those who are closest to you. That's the worst part about you. You have a brother who not only procreated, which is something you'll never do, but he had a successful career as an engineer. And look who had to come along and convince him to throw it all away so he could be some no name fatass sperging about politics and capeshit all day.

Thanks for the fucking content.

 

[BubbleButt]

Dood you don't understand I need to consoom!

Oh God
Oh crap
Bob's gonna CONSOOM

 

[Captain Syrup]

ScarJo is ugly.

I usually go for Jewish girls, but she does nothing for me.

Yo, that reminds me of something. Years ago, I was talking with a friend of a girlfriend, and she blamed Anne Hathaway's success on her "blowjob lips." Really activates the almonds: Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Evangeline Lilly. Big lips mean box office.

 

[UserAccess]

Paradise Care Lost Bears.

It's always the same premise: Take two things and smash them together, make sure you haven't heard of the result before, then sell it as a new idea. NEVER stop to check if it's a good idea, because you don't have bad ideas, you're a Thinker!
International finance + Street Fighter.
Marvel + Harry Potter.

There's a parody video game trailer that hinges on this idea:

I like Mountain Dew. I like chicken. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Stupid rednecks. Fucking believers don't know dick about cooking. Cooking is about mashing all the flavors I like together in one dish. Let's check on my gummy bear and Nestle Crunch gravy. Hmm, needs another pinch of ground Fritos.

 

[Positron]

Will Bob's devotion to Disney clash with his thirst for ScarJo?

His dick won out:









I guarantee Jonahsson's character will stay dead for good, not just "a while longer".

More Fap Widow:


New thing to consoom:




Some he/him called David Ayer acts up:

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America's biggest terrorist threat has always been white men; muzzies and Iraq have never been more than a distraction:


If Hitler were alive today, he'd be crying about Ethics in Game Journalism and mainlining MCU to care about politics.


Nigger problem:


Norm Menendez then brought out MovieBob's Greatest Hits, which his boring except:

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Journo Drew Holden draws up a litany of Fauci's fuckups, and thus concludes:




After TeamImpossible's scherzo, Bobby delivers the conclusion -- and shows his haters he is dumber than they've given him credit for.




This is the end of Tucker Carlson for sure:


There is nothing Bobby hates more than people taking charge of their liberty:





Covid is not funny or good; Democrats are not funny or good. But covid infecting Democrats? Both funny AND good.
This game is so easy that even a journo can play it.

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The new all-round Olympic female gymnast, Sunisa Lee, claims she doesn't owe anybody anything, because detractors are not the ones competing.

I hope Lee also recognize that the country doesn't owe her anything either: the expensive equipment, stipends, coaching and medical care, and the first-class air travels.

Of course narcissists like Bobby simps her hard.


Bobby is Simone (archive of Philadelphia Enquiry article)


More on Dan Crenshaw's simping Biles:





International gymnastics organization think the same. They don't want gymnasts to get injured either, and dangerous stunts are actually penalized.

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Bobby gets a new fashion tip:


Despite the fact that Bobby's already been recognized as the paradigm of class and "prose" (poise?)


He likes artificial coloring:




Cartoon:










Jap monster movies:


Bobby's Angels:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Robert actually thinks that police unions are GOP allies? Where are all the major cities run by the GOP all the way down?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Because manchildren, male feminists, soybeards and strong wahmen who cry their way upwards ARE the market, they're the ONLY people so lacking in self-esteem and so desperate to be seen as more than losers and get any scrap of attention, they'll put up with whatever immature, trashy, sixth-grade tier writing and story the mainstream comes up with beause it's all they can relate to.

That’s very true, you noticed how much they relate to shows with teenage heroes? Especially ones in high school(The Owl House, Invincible, etc)?

I bet they wish they were in high-school again.

Everything you or I would call 'adult life' they are actively avoiding because they fear maturity/mortality catching up with them and are in denial, or, are so weak and unable to take the lightest of criticism, they hide in basements and spew anger at a world that stopped giving them trophies for just existing and are refusing to come out until someone ELSE fixes everything for them so that success is guaranteed

That’s one thing, that irks about Bob and his ilk. They’re so pathetic. They’re a bunch of weaklings and cowards. How can these people stand not having any backbone?

grandiose ideas that anyone beyond 10th grade knows won't work (just summarily execute portions of your population) or can only be born of someone with no perspective on the importance of their preferred consumer goods vis-a-vis the greater world (merchandise tie-in cartoons developed to sell action figures and lunchboxes actually are super-deep on the level of Citizen Kane)

Bob’s ideas on genocide don’t worry me because he’s too much of a pussy to do anything. But his obsession with consuming merchandise and trying to make them important is creepy on so many levels.

Anyone more developed than that left the cartoons/comics/sci-fi movies genre behind years ago because they were disgusted by the lack of depth and tired, hackneyed pandering.

I agree.

I left those genres because they’ve become a soulless, boring ideologies. They use to be fun and inspiring.

I myself have decided to go independent like Vivziepop and Harry Patridge. I rather stick to my guns than become like Disney.

 

[Tronathon242]

Ironically, my experience of seeing Black Widow at the theater made the best case for at-home-streaming.

There was some fucking kid screaming through the whole thing.

For me, having a few dickheads whip out their phones in the middle of GvK finally turned me around. The magic is just gone.

It is strange, though. For as much as Bob rails about other humans denying him his life/delusions of the future, he will defend to the death an experience provided by an industry that has been and will continue to be ruined by having other people around.

Hm. I'm asking if there's any benefit in going to a movie theater anymore, considering streaming and pay-per-view are better on a dollar-for-dollar basis. For a family of four, going to the theater is likely gonna be $100+ all told after ticket, snack, and drink prices; streaming the same film for the same family will set them back $30 for the film, plus another $20 to $30 if they opt for delivery or drive-thru over raiding the pantry. (That, and streaming allows those who need to answer nature's call to pause the film.)

The other great thing is you can start from the beginning again without having to fork over more cash. Not to mention, you can lounge about however you want without worrying about fat fucks like the Chipman brothers blocking your view. But having whatever you want to eat is another big plus. No more having to smuggle in your snacks that some leering usher would eat if they catch you.

Streaming now has more benefits than negatives and the opposite is true for theaters. Their time has come.

Robert actually thinks that police unions are GOP allies? Where are all the major cities run by the GOP all the way down?

Coming from the same guy who wants the federal government to be in charge of all policing, this is just him trying to paint local police as evil so they can be disbanded.

 

[Rei is shit]

I usually go for Jewish girls, but she does nothing for me.

Yo, that reminds me of something. Years ago, I was talking with a friend of a girlfriend, and she blamed Anne Hathaway's success on her "blowjob lips." Really activates the almonds: Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Evangeline Lilly. Big lips mean box office.

Big lips mean you pass the casting couch. That is it. What the audience wants doesn't really matter.

His dick won out:
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I guarantee Jonahsson's character will stay dead for good, not just "a while longer".

More Fap Widow:
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New thing to consoom:
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Some he/him called David Ayer acts up:
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America's biggest terrorist threat has always been white men; muzzies and Iraq have never been more than a distraction:
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If Hitler were alive today, he'd be crying about Ethics in Game Journalism and mainlining MCU to care about politics.
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I'd just like to point out that what Robert says about Hitler/the NAZIS isn't really true. Adolf thought all the nordic mythology shit was super gay and was sketched out by people like Heydrich who took it seriously. There were also attempts to downplay it or reign it in, like with the whole SS multiple wives stuff. All while the SS was trying to hide their larping.

The closest you get to buying into that shit in Hitlers immediate circle are people like Goebbels. But Hitler didn't like Goebbels that much despite the dude being infatuated with him.

 

[Positron]

It's no trick Chris; part of your "late night brain" has been telling the truth. Sleep tight baby.

 

[JayHarrison]

America's biggest terrorist threat has always been white men; muzzies and Iraq have never been more than a distraction:
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Bob should REALLY keep his yap shut when it comes to commenting about which political groups endorse terrorism. Bob unironically thinks Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter is a noble cause, when it's done nothing but expose itself a terrorist organization. And Bob seems to forget that BL[DR]M was actually formed months before Donald Trump stole Bob's future from him in 2016.

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If Hitler were alive today, he'd be crying about Ethics in Game Journalism and mainlining MCU to care about politics.
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If Hitler were alive today, I don't know if he'd be proud of Moviebob... or outright scared of him.

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"...people get into politics because it gives them a justification for bullying people"? Instead of a straight-up re-tweet, Bob should have come clean by proclaiming, "I entered politics so I could bully and harass people I despise."

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Journo Drew Holden draws up a litany of Fauci's fuckups, and thus concludes:
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After TeamImpossible's scherzo, Bobby delivers the conclusion -- and shows his haters he is dumber than they've given him credit for.
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We know Bob knows how to be a mysogynist. He demonstrates his misogyny every time he talks about Laura Ingraham... or Judge Jeaning Pirro... or Candace Owens... or Kristen Sinema... or any other woman who doesn't genuflect in front of the Moviebob.

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I'm tempted to believe Moviebob's weight loss is directly related to his brain deteriorating, not due to losing belly fat.

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This is the end of Tucker Carlson for sure:
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Bob knows how to be a mysogynist, and he also knows about "firable slander" for the same reason. In Bob's case, however, it would actually be libel (slander is verbal defamation; libel is written)... mutlitple times. And I would not be surprised at all if every... single... defamation case filed against Bob ended up a success for the plaintiff(s).

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There is nothing Bobby hates more than people taking charge of their liberty:
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Yet another example of Moviebob proving he's a Hitlerian sociopath: Wanting others who have done him no direct harm to suffer because it makes him feel good. Besides, backwardness, superstition, and stupidity composes just one of an innumerably long list of possible trifectas of Moviebob's worst character traits.

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Covid is not funny or good; Democrats are not funny or good. But covid infecting Democrats? Both funny AND good.
This game is so easy that even a journo can play it.

I thought "But COVID infecting Democrats?" was a misprint. Then I realized that many union members happen to be Democrats (several labor unions foolishly supporting Joe Biden), and that's when "But COVID infecting Democrats?" finally made sense to me.

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There is only one circumstance under which I could possibly believe Moviebob actually cared about Turkey being on fire: Someone burned the big Thanksgiving bird.

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The new all-round Olympic female gymnast, Sunisa Lee, claims she doesn't owe anybody anything, because they are not the ones competing.
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I hope Lee also recognize that the country doesn't owe her anything either: the expensive equipment, expertise, and the first-class air travels.

Olympic gymnast Sunisa Lee: "We don't owe anyone anything."

Me: "I don't disagree. However, that also means that I don't owe you any of my time, I don't owe you any of my attention, and I sure as all hell don't owe you any of my respect."

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Bobby is Simone (archive of Philadelphia Enquiry article)
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Correct. Moviebob is like Simone Biles in exactly one way: They're both whiny, self-entitled losers.

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More on Dan Crenshaw's simping Biles:
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That almost--ALMOST--qualifies as bidimensional thinking from the eternally unidemensional Moviebob.

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Nope. The reason every self-respecting American--myself included--has no respect for Simone Biles is the same reason they have no respect toward the U.S. men's basketball team and the (dominantly white) U.S. women's soccer team: Their petulant antics being played out on the international stage reflects badly onto the U.S.A., reflects badly onto the U.S. flag, and reflects badly onto the U.S. citizenry.

By the way, Bob... America is NOT a 402-year-old country, you adipose, addle-brained asshole!

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International gymnastics organization think the same. They don't want gymnasts to get injured either, and dangerous stunts are actually penalized.

At least physical injury is an acceptable reason for withdrawing one's self from competition, as is would be the case with Miss Moceanu. Miss Biles simply buckled.

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Shaggy had priors for what? Drug possession?

 

[Mr Moonface]

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It's no trick Chris; part of your "late night brain" has been telling the truth. Sleep tight baby.

Has there ever been a more pathetic fall from respectability documented on this website? Chris went from being breadwinner engineer to a less verbose Jake Alley. If I were married to someone and I saw them tweet this needy nonsense, I'd give them an ultimatum to get off the internet or I'm fucking gone.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Chris is so fucking unappreciative of having a real job.

It's infuriating.

 

[Halsey117]

I hope we lock down again. I'd love to see Bob spew incoherent rage on twitter, fantasizing about murder and everything else he does, but he won't do shit, can't do shit. All he'll be able to do is rage impotently on twatter as his life slips away, as his entire future is filled with nothing but despair, no friends, no family (that he can actually see in person) as society slowly (rapidly) falls into nothingness. No more movies theaters, no more comic cons, no more Disney parks. No more bars, no more restaurants, no more human beings, only desiring machines. I hope Covid never goes away, that it permanently cripples human civilization. Just one disappointing failure after another, one escaped variant after another. Truly glorious.

 

[JayHarrison]

I hope we lock down again. I'd love to see Bob spew incoherent rage on twitter, fantasizing about murder and everything else he does, but he won't do shit, can't do shit. All he'll be able to do is rage impotently on twatter as his life slips away, as his entire future is filled with nothing but despair, no friends, no family (that he can actually see in person) as society slowly (rapidly) falls into nothingness. No more movies theaters, no more comic cons, no more Disney parks. No more bars, no more restaurants, no more human beings, only desiring machines. I hope Covid never goes away, that it permanently cripples human civilization. Just one disappointing failure after another, one escaped variant after another. Truly glorious.

There is one potential benefit I see coming from such a Twitter tirade: Moviebob will let slip out one too many "saying the quiet part out loud" moments about doing harm to those he deems "inferior" to himself (COVID, violence, et. al.), other Twitter users catch wind of it, Bob sees a deluge of multiple cases of reported posts, and his Twitter accounts end up on the receiving end of a long-overdue termination. If Bob's OK seeing Twitter users he hates getting their accounts deep-sixed, then he shouldn't start BITCH-ing about having his meeting the same fate.

 

[UserAccess]

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It's no trick Chris; part of your "late night brain" has been telling the truth. Sleep tight baby.

Wow, how many straight days of begging for pity is this? Is he trying to set a record?

I can walk into my neighborhood and find a half dozen whiny little fucks like this bitching about the difficulties of modern life. Not one of them would dare bring that pathetic attitude to broadcasting and force their fucking bullshit on the ears of decent people. Those losers aren't hard to find. When you want people to be interested, you have to be interesting first. There's nothing interesting about the trials and hardships of human garbage. Yeah, that Joe Rogan guy sure loves moping on Twitter. Moping's what lands you a 100 million dollar contract. Chipmans sure love to shit on the guy when they need to be taking notes. Mocking successful people instead of learning from them is really cramming those loose-fit, size 46 cargo shorts with cash.

A team of police dogs couldn't sniff out a pair of balls between those fatass Chipman boys. The world's just dying for more content from a pair of crybaby bitches like these. And double shame on you, fat wife of Chris. Giving up the puss to this 1/8th of a man by character, not volume, just reinforces this behavior. Scrape up some dignity, woman.

 

[Tronathon242]

Shaggy had priors for what? Drug possession?

Bobert is hardly original in making that stupid point. Even when I was in elementary school in the mid-90s we were making weed jokes about him and Scooby.

As for why they don't use guns to blow the costumed kooks away, the fact that it is fucking kids show surely explains that far more than an unconstitutional firearms act from 1968. Even in HB shows with guns in them, they just comically missed or just made the characters leak water like a sprinkler. What are the mentally stunted individuals expecting to happen in the show anyway? If Mystery Inc. had a gun for every occasion, the show couldn't adhere to a formula. If the myriad iterations of the show haven't had them use guns or tasers, that should indicate that they don't fit the show.

He works do hard to be more profound than he is that he loops all the way around and becomes a blathering, preening fool.