Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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On top of that, you have things like him wanting a Strange Academy movie as a Potter replacement as he still wants this shit to strangle entertainment as a whole until it's the only thing left.
I know I asked this question before but I’mma say it again, how do idiots like Bob come up with these dumb ideas?

I mean, the Street Fighter pitch and now, a Strange Academy movie?

He's just compelled to play pretend expert of everything until the day he dies.
I hate people who pretend to know everything. They’re the biggest assholes in the world.

If they’re so smart, why are they such losers?
 
I know I asked this question before but I’mma say it again, how do idiots like Bob come up with these dumb ideas?

I mean, the Street Fighter pitch and now, a Strange Academy movie?
Paradise Care Lost Bears.

It's always the same premise: Take two things and smash them together, make sure you haven't heard of the result before, then sell it as a new idea. NEVER stop to check if it's a good idea, because you don't have bad ideas, you're a Thinker!
International finance + Street Fighter.
Marvel + Harry Potter.

There's a parody video game trailer that hinges on this idea:
 
I know I asked this question before but I’mma say it again, how do idiots like Bob come up with these dumb ideas?

I mean, the Street Fighter pitch and now, a Strange Academy movie?
It's dumb on a lot of levels. If you want something fun with it, imagine a world where Bob's right. Strange Academy movies coming out at the same time as the X-Men also featuring a school alongside Spider-Man who'd be in college by then and Ms. Marvel featuring a high school. We might even get the Future Foundation on top of that if you want it to be more hellish. The man's big idea to grab younger audiences is morph his precious MCU into some kind of cheesy Disney teen school drama AU.

I can only assume he's never held an actual conversation with anybody younger than him in his entire life to be this out of touch.
 
Moviebob, 2021.07.29: "My presidential platform [...] if your child is hospitalized with COVID, the governemtn both pays the bill AND [...] we have a tee-ball bat and an anti-vax Trumper strung upside-down like a piñata waiting for them at home."

That statement. That statement right there perfectly summarizes why I have zero reservations equating Moviebob's politics to those of a hardcore Nazi.

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Really makes you think. Bob thinks we should lynch up a ton of black people, lol
Openly racist Moviebob is openly racist.
 
Moviebob, 2021.07.29: "My presidential platform [...] if your child is hospitalized with COVID, the governemtn both pays the bill AND [...] we have a tee-ball bat and an anti-vax Trumper strung upside-down like a piñata waiting for them at home."

That statement. That statement right there perfectly summarizes why I have zero reservations equating Moviebob's politics to those of a hardcore Nazi.


Openly racist Moviebob is openly racist.
Bob would advocate killing kids (born kids, not just the unborn) if it somehow meant he could Own the Chuds.
 
It's dumb on a lot of levels. If you want something fun with it, imagine a world where Bob's right. Strange Academy movies coming out at the same time as the X-Men also featuring a school alongside Spider-Man who'd be in college by then and Ms. Marvel featuring a high school. We might even get the Future Foundation on top of that if you want it to be more hellish. The man's big idea to grab younger audiences is morph his precious MCU into some kind of cheesy Disney teen school drama AU.

I can only assume he's never held an actual conversation with anybody younger than him in his entire life to be this out of touch.
I agree.

On a side-note, what is with everything being rebooted to fit a teen school drama AU, these days?

No one cares about school drama except for women and manchildren.
 
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He'll probably take her side and say it's more evidence that same day streaming is a terrible idea and that studios should go back to cinemas only so he can feel more important.

Ironically, my experience of seeing Black Widow at the theater made the best case for at-home-streaming.

There was some fucking kid screaming through the whole thing.
 
[...] my experience of seeing Black Widow at the theater made the best case for at-home-streaming.

There was some fucking kid screaming through the whole thing.
Hm. I'm asking if there's any benefit in going to a movie theater anymore, considering streaming and pay-per-view are better on a dollar-for-dollar basis. For a family of four, going to the theater is likely gonna be $100+ all told after ticket, snack, and drink prices; streaming the same film for the same family will set them back $30 for the film, plus another $20 to $30 if they opt for delivery or drive-thru over raiding the pantry. (That, and streaming allows those who need to answer nature's call to pause the film.)
 
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