Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I saw Weezer in their heyday and it wasn’t memorable. Hard pass on that lineup. What’s funny is that Sarah was acting like a lunatic over Covid last year, “clinging to walls” in Costco to avoid coming within 10 yards of people while wearing multiple layers of full protective gear. Chris assumed she was over her lunacy but I could have told him otherwise. Pretty sad that we know his wife better than he does.



I wouldn’t give Chris this much credit. He lacks the objectivity and psychological sophistication to truly know anyone close to him. I’d trust him to know Bob’s favorite ska record or go-to order from Taco Bell, but nothing beyond that.
Sorry to hear that about Weezer. At least I'm probably closer to their normal fan demographic than Chris, what was he, like 5 or 6 when "Buddy Holly" was released?

Sadly I think that you are probably right about Chris not knowing the true Bobness of Bob. Is there actually an inner Bob to know? Bob and Chris both come across as soulless bugmen, so maybe not.
 
TBF most of the KGB, GRU and Russian military brass were painfully aware of how shit their system was, they just preferred to carve out their own personal comfort in a shitty system, or did so out of nationalist reason ("im not serving communism, im serving Russia"). A few of course prospered because they were sociopaths who loved fear, torture and rape.

However, when it came to dealing with ideological commies/socialists in the West they had a term for them which basically meant "shit-eaters", it was like "Gavnoyedi" or something. Pretty much the actual KGB & GRU personnel themselves knew that communism was fake & gay and just a repressive dictatorship, and they had zero respect for puppet westerners who willingly decided on their own that they wanted communism in their own countries.

You also have to wonder what MSS spooks are saying about useful baboon Chicom shills like Blobert.
The Chicoms have a similar term, "Baizuo".
 
Is there actually an inner Bob to know?
There is, but Bob’s ego will always prevent him from knowing himself. To be fair, he is not unique in this. Even very self-aware, well-adjusted, humble people who’ve had good therapy have ego-based narratives about themselves that they often never question. But the closest Bob ever gets to therapy is the hellsite Twitter and its most politics-obsessed, consumption-fixated cesspools. Let that sink in.
 
The Russian Motherland knows best. Even I don't know the veracity of The Daily Beast article (archived), its juiciness compels me to quote it at length:
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"The Russian state TV is railing against Black and LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the Tokyo Olympics, blasting the Games as a cesspool of degradation, debauchery, and “impurity.”"
(On Simone Biles) "According to her passport, she is actually a woman. What this woman has been taking in order to look like this, God only knows"
There are a number of other Russie talking heads giving the whole world a well-deserved talking-to.

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I doubt Laura Ingraham needs his sympathy.

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Bobby shares his beauty tips, which he stole from negros:
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Shea butter is fucking comedogenic. I can't even use L'Occitane's 25% Shea butter hand cream, because if my hands gets on my face I'd get one or two eruptions.

Nymphomachy wants a good place to live without falling into the evil trap of gentrifiers:
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He has sour grapes against rich authors. He also thinks he too could be a millionaire writer if not for his ADHD:
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Simping an TikThot who claims to have ADHD:
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Fake Tits claims her Dad will disown her if she sleeps with a cop (by which she means cop, not the People's Liberation Army, because Fake Tits is an American meatpuppet)
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Chris's tickets are still on offer:
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Bob's ignorance knows no bounds. The hardcore commies had no love for the LGBTQ+- in the heart of behind-the-iron-curtain. That's why communism is a bait-and-switch. "Decadence" is literal soviet commie language used to describe debauchery, especially of the ghey kind. When the old cold war soviets whined about the "decadence of the West" up to and including the 80s, THIS is the shit they were on about.

Why would a black whamen in college tell Bob about hair care product? Unless he was simply eavesdropping on someone else's convo while he's bent over his Gameboy playing Bing Bing Wahoo between classes? Press hard X to doubt that a black whamen had any sort of conversation WITH Bob outside of maybe a proper classroom discussion about the theory of film or whatever.

Also, wait, I thought bolt-on tits had a Husband? Or am I thinking of another chicom shill that bob simps for?
 
Sorry to hear that about Weezer. At least I'm probably closer to their normal fan demographic than Chris, what was he, like 5 or 6 when "Buddy Holly" was released?

Sadly I think that you are probably right about Chris not knowing the true Bobness of Bob. Is there actually an inner Bob to know? Bob and Chris both come across as soulless bugmen, so maybe not.
I was gonna argue that, and say I was like in Middle School when that song came out. But, nope, it's really goddamn old. Why did that song seem like it came back around in like 04? Was there some movie or shit? Because I feel like that song was everywhere at the time.
 
Sorry to hear that about Weezer. At least I'm probably closer to their normal fan demographic than Chris, what was he, like 5 or 6 when "Buddy Holly" was released?

Sadly I think that you are probably right about Chris not knowing the true Bobness of Bob. Is there actually an inner Bob to know? Bob and Chris both come across as soulless bugmen, so maybe not.
Chris is my age (I think) so he was around 10-13-ish in Weezer's mid-90's heyday. Chris being into Weezer isn't that big of a deal tbh. I mean, if he wasn't Chris Chipman we wouldn't scrutinize it. Sometimes people just like stuff.
 
The Russian Motherland knows best. Even I don't know the veracity of The Daily Beast article (archived), its juiciness compels me to quote it at length:
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"The Russian state TV is railing against Black and LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the Tokyo Olympics, blasting the Games as a cesspool of degradation, debauchery, and “impurity.”"
(On Simone Biles) "According to her passport, she is actually a woman. What this woman has been taking in order to look like this, God only knows"
There are a number of other Russie talking heads giving the whole world a well-deserved talking-to.
To paraphrase Bob, "There is no intelligent Moviebob. Totally made up. Doesn't exist."



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I doubt Laura Ingraham needs his sympathy.
And I doubt Moviebob deserves anyone's sympathy.



If you had to describe Bobs entire life with a single phrase, what would it be? I think this one fits rather nicely
"Despite all my rage I a still a rat in a cage"
My phrase: "Moviebob is a contemptible, talentless, self-entitled jerkwad who desperately wants to become the next Adolf Hitler." Given Bob's attitude since 2016, it may seem a bit extreme to compare Moviebob with Hitler, but I will not apologize for calling it as I see it.
 
There is, but Bob’s ego will always prevent him from knowing himself. To be fair, he is not unique in this. Even very self-aware, well-adjusted, humble people who’ve had good therapy have ego-based narratives about themselves that they often never question. But the closest Bob ever gets to therapy is the hellsite Twitter and its most politics-obsessed, consumption-fixated cesspools. Let that sink in.

Reminds me of a commentary Watterson did on one of this Calvin and Hobbes strips where Calvin clones himself: "I think many people would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us."
 
Chris is my age (I think) so he was around 10-13-ish in Weezer's mid-90's heyday. Chris being into Weezer isn't that big of a deal tbh. I mean, if he wasn't Chris Chipman we wouldn't scrutinize it. Sometimes people just like stuff.
Nah I'd scrutinize anyone who bought concert tickets after remodeling their house and spent weeks afterwards ebegging. Then finally started a new form of ebegging where they wanted someone to buy the tickets they shouldn't had bought in the first place given their financial situation.

Yeah Chipman or my best friend no matter I'd call them a chump.
 
Nah I'd scrutinize anyone who bought concert tickets after remodeling their house and spent weeks afterwards ebegging. Then finally started a new form of ebegging where they wanted someone to buy the tickets they shouldn't had bought in the first place given their financial situation.

Yeah Chipman or my best friend no matter I'd call them a chump.
Anyone who gives this chump money gets no sympathy from me. He doesn’t even try to hide his profligate spending. I might donate funds for medical care for his kids, but it would be a cold day in hell before I’d subsidize this man child. He has no business fathering children while refusing to grow up.
 
I don't think that Bob understands that people who share the same beliefs aren't necessarily connected. This is like me saying that there must be a ”global communist left-wing aligned by cultural-Marxism” because Bernie Sanders says some of the same things Jeremy Corbyn and Jean-Luc Mélenchon say.

It's like saying dragons must exist because so many different cultures had them in their mythology completely independently.
 
Reminds me of a commentary Watterson did on one of this Calvin and Hobbes strips where Calvin clones himself: "I think many people would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us."
Bob and the clone would both assume something had gone wrong with the process and refuse to accept the other is in any way like themselves. Even if the clone had a distinguishing mark, it would still insist on being the real Bob because the alternative is to finally accept how truly repulsive he is.
 
They don't make Nazis like they used to:
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Does this matter if your idea of "fun" is nothing more than the most generic cinema?

Bobby has to say something even though he doesn't have an opinion on Simone Biles:
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I worry more about Bobby's mental health than Biles's.

Dan Crenshaw, of all people, stans for Biles:
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Jesus fans of the world, unite!
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This is the tail end of a thread in which Nash rants about Marvel comics. You probably can make more sense out of it than I do.
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The creatively bankrupt MCU is mining fanfiction:
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:story: Is there anything that Marvel won't steal?

Bobby thinks the Chinks have "ninjas" sensu lato too:
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No fucking clue:
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Women do espionage and kick men in the groins:
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Chu-chu and Bobby lists movies that have made grown men cry:
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Stinkface Larson. I can't sexualize this but I don't have Bobby's superpower:
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Meanwhile game devs continue to be rapists:
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I can totally believe Bobby digs ZZ Top though.
 
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