Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Felis Meanis]

Man poor Tommie Smith and Jessie Owens would be quite disappointed to hear that. Also I guess Hitler...

Imagine equating the plights of actual systemic racism in the USA of yore to the petty grievances and self-aggrandizing social media-induced stunts of self-loathing, histrionic women of today. To even insinuate a sympathetic relationship of black men like Jesse Owens with the likes of the raging cunts who endorse #BLM is nothing short of an insult.

Or is it about the sanctity of the principle of protesting at international events like the Olympics? Perhaps we should invite Chris-chan to protest the Man in the Pickle Suit at the next big competition?

 

[Koby_Fish]

But if Bob's family is not "antivax trashling" then they have nothing to worry about because the vaccines they took will prevent the symptoms of COIVD. Or does he not trust the science? Isn't that dangerous misinformation like the Biden Administration keeps warning me about? Should I be reporting Bob to the authorities for this? I'm unsure how our new paradigm is supposed to work yet.

Yikes, now he's issuing caustic comments towards a beloved agency of the State of Massachusetts. He's turning into a domestic terrorist!

I don't understand what bob is angry about (re: Motor Vehicle bullshit). What exactly did he need to do for them that happened to also be at the time of an all-important Holy Screening? Was his car due to be "smogged" (thank GOD I live in a jurisdiction where that's NOT a thing!) and the only time he could get was during said screening? Or did his dumb ass just forget to open the mail/ignored a renewal date of something or other for his car until the last goddamn minute? I mean, I guess if he had to take his car in to get smogged at that exact fucking time, then Ubering into the screening is kinda impossible.

"Nazis" don't deserve due process because they want to kill people. Bob thinks people should die for having the wrong opinions, but he's not a Nazi, oh no! Nazis want to kill people for being the wrong thing they were born as that they can't change. The way Bob and his knobgobbler Teamimpossible throw around the word "Nazi" diminishes its meaning to practically nothing, so chances are indeed high that people they call such, aren't actually Nazis at all, and thus their fantasies become reality would indeed result in the deaths of a number of truly innocent people.

Lost in all this is the irony of while Nazis (the real kind) dehumanize others to make them more disposable, and this makes them terrible, Bob and his senpais also dehumanize others to make them easier to dismiss and dispose of. In any case, they can't get rid of racists and bigots by simply killing them all off extra-judicially like some banana republic roving death squad.

 

[Positron]

The Russian Motherland knows best. Even I don't know the veracity of The Daily Beast article (archived), its juiciness compels me to quote it at length:

"The Russian state TV is railing against Black and LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the Tokyo Olympics, blasting the Games as a cesspool of degradation, debauchery, and “impurity.”"
(On Simone Biles) "According to her passport, she is actually a woman. What this woman has been taking in order to look like this, God only knows"
There are a number of other Russie talking heads giving the whole world a well-deserved talking-to.


I doubt Laura Ingraham needs his sympathy.



Bobby shares his beauty tips, which he stole from negros:

Shea butter is fucking comedogenic. I can't even use L'Occitane's 25% Shea butter hand cream, because if my hands gets on my face I'd get one or two eruptions.

Nymphomachy wants a good place to live without falling into the evil trap of gentrifiers:


He has sour grapes against rich authors. He also thinks he too could be a millionaire writer if not for his ADHD:


Simping an TikThot who claims to have ADHD:


Fake Tits claims her Dad will disown her if she sleeps with a cop (by which she means cop, not the People's Liberation Army, because Fake Tits is an American meatpuppet)


Chris's tickets are still on offer:

 

[Flexo]

His street fighter Olympics take is one of those takes that is so bad, that hundreds of people could present their interpretation of why it's so dumb to the same audience, and the audience would say "yes, you nailed it. you're 100% correct on why Bob is so dumb" to every single different explanation

Isn't it also the plot of robot jox?

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

If you had to describe Bobs entire life with a single phrase, what would it be? I think this one fits rather nicely
"Despite all my rage I a still a rat in a cage"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't think that Bob understands that people who share the same beliefs aren't necessarily connected. This is like me saying that there must be a ”global communist left-wing aligned by cultural-Marxism” because Bernie Sanders says some of the same things Jeremy Corbyn and Jean-Luc Mélenchon say.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Chris still couldn't sell his tickets:

1) Your social media reach isn't that big.
2) Those names aren't the draw you think they are.

> Rare breed

Damn straight. most people don't have the doublethink to spare to simultaneously enjoy two not merely mutually exclusive but mutually hostile continuities. Unless I guess all you wanna do is see the funny ghosts make the haha sounds and consoom the tie-in products and fast food promotions.

Also, can you really say, at this late date "I want both films to be great"? It'd be like saying "I want Battlefield Earth to be great". The ship has not only sailed, it has hit a reef and sank. Now all is past tense.

So among the postmodern linguistic pandemonium, the word "all" no longer means "all";

Not surprising. Was looking at some quotes from various pomo and critical theory types and one of 'em (Marcuse?) vomited on a page for a solid paragraph about "biology" this and "biology" that before saying something like "I don't actually mean biology, rather fundamental human behavior". (Because who needs to edit when one is building their grand philosophical edifice?) The roots on this "words don't mean things" idea run deep.

 

[The tired cat]

The Russian Motherland knows best. Even I don't know the veracity of The Daily Beast article (archived), its juiciness compels me to quote it at length:
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"The Russian state TV is railing against Black and LGBTQ+ athletes competing in the Tokyo Olympics, blasting the Games as a cesspool of degradation, debauchery, and “impurity.”"
(On Simone Biles) "According to her passport, she is actually a woman. What this woman has been taking in order to look like this, God only knows"
There are a number of other Russie talking heads giving the whole world a well-deserved talking-to.

I just wanna point out to fat ass, that a good portion of Russian TV talkin' heads are treated like Alex Jones by normal people. Combined with that they flip flop on shit harder than a drunk fratboy.

 

[Flexo]

This is the problem I have with AOC and the American left. They insist that their progressive cause du jour - be it climate change, healthcare, whatever - is the most important issue for us to solve, then turn around and cheerlead for completely pointless causes like CRT. If you actually care about economic inequalities, you wouldn't support policies that boil down to going after the poor because they happen to be white at the request of certain non-white oligarchs.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I'd buy those tickets... If they cost 20 dollarydoos for the whole night, and this was 2005.

No way in hell I'd pay more than that much to three bands that most likely hate me and would call me a fascist for my preferences, plus fucking Weezer. Nothing against them, mind you, but they never painted me as particularly exciting to watch live.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Imagine being an old USSR dinosaur and some fat diabetic retard in America who reviews marvel movies on YouTube for a living calls you right-wing.

That must be the oddest feeling in the world.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I hope to God he can't sell those tickets. Nothing worse than trying to have fun as the wife gives you the stink eye the whole time.

 

[Flexo]

Imagine being an old USSR dinosaur and some fat diabetic retard in America who reviews marvel movies on YouTube for a living calls you right-wing.

That must be the oddest feeling in the world.

Nah it's standard. Remember that fascism was originally seen as left wing and "the new way forward"

"I am asking for a Liberal Fascisti, for enlightened Nazis…And do not let me leave you in the slightest doubt as to the scope and ambition of what I am putting before you…These new organizations are not merely organizations for the spread of defined opinions…the days of that sort of amateurism are over-they are organizations to replace the dilatory indecisiveness of democracy. " -HG Wells.

Once nazis became unpopular, then they became "right-wing." If communism ever becomes as hated as it SHOULD be, overnight we would see the media claim communism was a right-wing idea all along. Hell they're doing it to "defund the police" right now.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Once nazis became unpopular, then they became "right-wing." If communism ever becomes as hated as it SHOULD be, overnight we would see the media claim communism was a right-wing idea all along. Hell they're doing it to "defund the police" right now.

Um, actually sweetie, the USSR was state-capitalist and therefore right-wing.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I'd buy those tickets... If they cost 20 dollarydoos for the whole night, and this was 2005.

No way in hell I'd pay more than that much to three bands that most likely hate me and would call me a fascist for my preferences, plus fucking Weezer. Nothing against them, mind you, but they never painted me as particularly exciting to watch live.

Chris would have to pay me to take the tickets off his hands. Weezer is the only one that I'd be interested in hearing from what is imho otherwise a lineup of losers.

 

[John Carmack]

Chris's tickets are still on offer:
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Shouldn't have bought $400 concert tickets immediately after getting your knuckles wrapped for trying to scam the IRS.

 

[The tired cat]

Imagine being an old USSR dinosaur and some fat diabetic retard in America who reviews marvel movies on YouTube for a living calls you right-wing.

That must be the oddest feeling in the world.

Hate to say it, but half those mofos were around when the USSR was collapsing and were busy stealing shit left and right, so they could secure some cushy places for their asses.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And now, Kiwi Farms is credited with "harassment and grotesque threats on the life and safety of journalists, public figures and private citizens"

Bob, how does it feel knowing that the only people who truly know you, outside of maybe your brother, is us?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Hate to say it, but half those mofos were around when the USSR was collapsing and were busy stealing shit left and right, so they could secure some cushy places for their asses.

TBF most of the KGB, GRU and Russian military brass were painfully aware of how shit their system was, they just preferred to carve out their own personal comfort in a shitty system, or did so out of nationalist reason ("im not serving communism, im serving Russia"). A few of course prospered because they were sociopaths who loved fear, torture and rape.

However, when it came to dealing with ideological commies/socialists in the West they had a term for them which basically meant "shit-eaters", it was like "Gavnoyedi" or something. Pretty much the actual KGB & GRU personnel themselves knew that communism was fake & gay and just a repressive dictatorship, and they had zero respect for puppet westerners who willingly decided on their own that they wanted communism in their own countries.

You also have to wonder what MSS spooks are saying about useful baboon Chicom shills like Blobert.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris would have to pay me to take the tickets off his hands. Weezer is the only one that I'd be interested in hearing from what is imho otherwise a lineup of losers.

I saw Weezer in their heyday and it wasn’t memorable. Hard pass on that lineup. What’s funny is that Sarah was acting like a lunatic over Covid last year, “clinging to walls” in Costco to avoid coming within 10 yards of people while wearing multiple layers of full protective gear. Chris assumed she was over her lunacy but I could have told him otherwise. Pretty sad that we know his wife better than he does.

Bob, how does it feel knowing that the only people who truly know you, outside of maybe your brother, is us?

I wouldn’t give Chris this much credit. He lacks the objectivity and psychological sophistication to truly know anyone close to him. I’d trust him to know Bob’s favorite ska record or go-to order from Taco Bell, but nothing beyond that.