Chris has been arrested

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Doctor Krieger said:
Okay, time to start taking bets:

Chris tries to feign insanity: 2 to 1
Chris’ lawyer tries to blame his actions on years of internet harassment: 3 to 1
The phrase or terms “Sonichu” “Dimensional Merge” and/or “Dang dirty trolls” is entered into the official court record: 4 to 1
Chris demands to represent themself in court: 10 to 1
National coverage of the trial: 25 to 1
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I’m hoping that Chris represents himself, that would be some gold. And hopefully an autist in the field can report back to mother base when his arraignment and trial happen.
 
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IFBB Pro Phil said:
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Do you realize- Do you realize, that if the police department of Greene County hears that audio, they could condemn Barbie-Chan and you would have to pull out of it?
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THINK CHRIS THINK

Someone needs to make an edit of Bob and Chris in this image.
 
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I've tried to see if the Central Virginia Regional Jail has an inmate lookup service like Henrico County's Sheriffs Department does but I've been unsuccessful in finding anything concrete. This website appears to offer a lookup service but Chris hasn't appeared yet. Everywhere else I've found are those fucking stupid background check scam websites.
 
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JoyfulDarter said:
I've tried to see if the Central Virginia Regional Jail has an inmate lookup service like Henrico County's Sheriffs Department does but I've been unsuccessful in finding anything concrete. This website appears to offer a lookup service but Chris hasn't appeared yet. Everywhere else I've found are those fucking stupid background check scam websites.
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It says that particular jail is for those serving more than 12 months. If that's true... We need to form a prayer circle for Chris.
 
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I wonder how different things would be if Bob had cut down the internet in 2009. I'm no psychologist but I can't image that unlimited access to all the retarded shit in the world coupled with his impressionable mentality played no part in how the final few sagas turned out. It has truly been otherworldly to witness.

also, postan in epic bread
 
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neet_otaku said:
I wonder how different things would be if Bob had cut down the internet in 2009. I'm no psychologist but I can't image that unlimited access to all the retarded shit in the world coupled with his impressionable mentality played no part in how the final few sagas turned out. It has truly been otherworldly to witness.

also, postan in epic bread
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i would genuinely like to see an alternate universe where chris finishes sonichu free from troll interference. just to see where the story goes.
 
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neet_otaku said:
I wonder how different things would be if Bob had cut down the internet in 2009. I'm no psychologist but I can't image that unlimited access to all the retarded shit in the world coupled with his impressionable mentality played no part in how the final few sagas turned out. It has truly been otherworldly to witness.

also, postan in epic bread
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Chris would have been much better off. He would still be pretty fucked up but not as warped as he became
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
"why don't people just leave her alone, what did she do?" And then i have to remind them of all the assault and the groping and that time he tried to hit a "jew" with his car. And thus the racism. And calling someone who isn't a jew, a jew. And really so much racism. Even I didn't really disagree. Just let her go into the sunset.
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All of his maliciousness aside, it's shit like this that makes me remember how socially maladjusted and limited Chris was in the first place. So much of what he did when he interacted with people he learned from TV, and often learned from the worst characters of all. The whole Jew thing came directly from Eric Cartman of South Park.

Chris had always been like a modern day Lenny. He's just too mentally limited and unaware for his own good, and would ideally be taken behind the shed to save him from himself. But even Lenny was a good hearted guy who just didn't know his own strength and had to tragically be put down to be saved. Chris is past that point now, no one wants to save him and I doubt he could even be redeemed at this point.

MagmaStalker said:
Maybe sockness will take the greyhound to VA and get arrested to be with chris
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Apparently sockness has now washed his hands of Chris after hearing what just happened.
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
We know he’s not clinically insane, just retarded and narcissistic
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Legally insane, maybe not, but given the sheer delusion he's been mired in for the last 3-4 years I don't see how clinical insanity can be completely taken off the table.

Either way, I think "Sonichu" or "Dimensional Merge" or something like that being recorded in the court record is a pretty safe bet. What I was hoping for was that this would fall under that vague statute wording that some people thought would lead to this case going to the Supreme Court or something, but obviously that was always way too crazy to hope for.

I don't know, guess my bet's on national coverage of the trial. He's already getting the most media coverage he's ever gotten.
 
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KalipsoIllowmoon said:
Hahahaha. I don't think Christory will be over even if he gets thrown in jail for being a degenerate.
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Technically it won't, but it'll be boring. Barb almost certainly is getting put into a care facility and 14BC probably will end up in the hands of creditors given all the debt the Chandlers are in. From there, it would depend if Chris ever regains access to the internet to post on facebook or twitter, as beyond that we simply don't have eyes and ears tracking him anymore.
Golden-Rule said:
I’m hoping that Chris represents himself, that would be some gold. And hopefully an autist in the field can report back to mother base when his arraignment and trial happen.
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Oh, God, Chris actually WOULD try to represent himself, waive the right to legal representation, and spew merge bullshit.
 
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