-Michael, Lindsay, Larry, and Alfredo are on this episode
-Larry is fat lol
-They talk about rings, Alfredo says that he and his gf wear promise rings
-Larry forgets whether or not he is right handed because of his cell phone (?)
-Lindsay starts talking about dicks and jacking off for no reason
-Lindsay misuses the word fellate
-Larry pretends that he is sucking a dick
-Lindsay says that she has been told that men masturbate exclusively with their non-dominant hand because of handshakes
-"Dude, this is like my jack off hand, don't shake hands with your jack off hand!" -Lindsay
-Michael says that you should wash your hands after you shake someone's hand and after you masturbate
-"I can only climax if I constantly hear the sound of someone entering and exiting discord"-Alfredo
-Larry talks about jacking off before business meetings
-Alfredo says that he is unable to masturbate with his left hand
-Alfredo talks about people accidently jerking off on live stream but then abruptly starts talking about pokemon, saying that he has been playing the game often
-Larry says that he is upset at nintendo for releasing a pokemon game so close to the date of his wedding
-Matt says that he almost brought his switch to Larry's wedding
-They talk at length about Pokemon Unite
-Lindsay pronounces zapdos as "zap-peh-dos"
-Michael says that there are people crawling around on the floor off set
-Larry does not like Mr Mime
-Apparently Pokemon Unite has "pay-to-win shit"
-Lindsay says that she has an interested "things like Smite" because it has "heavy mythological influence"
-Lindsay shills some gay capeshit Marvel tv show
-Michael says that he fell asleep while watching aforementioned tv show three times and that he is unsure of how many episodes he has watched
-Someone from off set hands Michael a golden thing with buttons on it, he says that it is a soundboard
-"Are we in the shit age now?" Yes, Alfredo. Yes you are
-Alfredo says that he "needs" to watch Venom
-"Matt, we're gonna have such hot sex later, you can't let me die"-Jeremy, from the soundboard
-They talk about jacking off again, Lindsay says that she appreciates Alfredo's masturbation techniques
-Alfredo says that his dog "had surgery" recently, going on to say that he got her spayed and that the procedure was very invasive
-Alfredo says that his dog became quite sick right after being spayed
-Lindsay asks if dogs have the same kind of digestive system as humans
-Larry says that Alfredo is going to get his children spayed (???)
-Michael condemns the act of spaying your children
-Michael plays with the soundboard some more
-Lindsay talks about her cousin's cat's anxiety issues
-Matt says that a dog can only see colors if they are high on valium
-They talk about whether or not dogs are colorblind
-"I don't know, I play video games for a living"-Lindsay
-"You gotta take some valium and get on the dogs level"-Michael
-Alfredo talks about one of his coworkers stepping on his dog
-Lindsay says that she treats Alfredo's dog like a celebrity
-Lindsay mentions growing up with pets as though it is a personality trait
-Matt quotes Game of Thrones and it is gay
-Lindsay says that it is very common for her to almost step on her children
-Alfredo says that when his dog was a puppy he would very often nearly step on her because she was so small
-Lindsay stands up and walks about the set, she looks so fat lol
-Alfredo talks about his dog as if it were his child (he actually does this a lot)
-Michael plays with the soundboard intermittently
-Michael shills their "cry baby crew" merch
-Matt says that when he went to Indiana for Larry's wedding he was surprised to see all of the grass and trees and that he had forgotten that rural areas exist
-Larry says that he had Animal Crossing cake toppers on his wedding cake
-Larry's bulging eyes make him look like a toad
-Larry waffles on about how he put his wedding on delay because of covid
-Larry says that he is glad that he was allowed to not wear a mask during his wedding
-Matt says that while in Indiana he argued with a shuttle driver for 2 minutes because he forgot where he parked his car
-Matt and Alfredo complain at length about Austin's airport security
-Michael shills first membership
-Michael says that some abject retard rt fan posted in chat that Camp Betrayal was a 20 out of 20 (or a 10 out of 10, he can't remember)
-Alfredo acknowledges that Camp Betrayal is stupid
-Michael talks about filming Camp Betrayal
-They waffle on about stupid bullshit for some minutes
-Larry is ugly
-They talk about jacking off again
-Larry talks about his wedding vows. He says that his wife called him a weirdo in her vows and he talked about Marvel in his
-Lindsay says that she has to urinate
