POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Gaol]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

Thats' clearly Sonichu not Chris, he knows he can just escape to CWCville if things get dicey, hence the smile.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

How'd you find that?

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

Should have sent him to the tranch before he got arrested. They're always willing to help a troon in need.

Surprise surprise, Kevin Gibes shows up as Chris's defense lawyer, oozing trails of neovag crotchwound slime out of his pant legs.

 

[Shanndog]

Still wondering if:

”This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending.”

means that rape- and theft charges are (possibly) incoming? Dumb question, but what other charges might be coming for our goddess?

incest , violation of restraining order, abuse / taking advantage of a vulnerable adult, not to mention of other potential charges that technically he should be charged with such as animal abuse / neglect,

 

[Professor Iris]

Oh to be in that courtroom! They should sell tickets.

What a spectacle that'll be. A bunch of unfunny weens wearing Chris-Chan shirts, giant pickle suits and Pikachu ears, crowding the courtroom, preparing to yell "JULAAAAAY!!" and "MOTHERFUCKER!!" at risk of being held in contempt of court. And at the head of it all, Ethan Ralph (who is certainly not going to regret being the guy who harassed a retard and tried selling merchandise of a rapist whatsoever,) thinking he has the scoop of the century, with thousands of users, dicks in hand, ready to jerk off as this autist gets sentenced to the electric chair.

But the joke will be on them all when all that happens is ANOTHER FUCKING CONTINUANCE.
Upon which, Ethan's fans turn on him and demand he be crucified, several autistic jackasses realized that they wasted gas money for absolutely nothing, and everybody who was formerly erect and pre-cumming at the thought of seeing Chris-Chan electrocuted on live television to the tune of "Rolling around at the Speed of Sound" suddenly go flaccid and promptly headbutt their monitors in incel rage.


And I will stand there, look down at them, and go: "No refunds."

 

[Techpriest]

That's interesting. I didn't know that code existed. Do you know of any cases where someone was charged under that statute? I remember discussing it in school, but I could have sworn it wasn't illegal to create or possess. Or maybe I got confused by all of the infamous "art" around John Podesta's home that nobody seemed to care about? lol

It’s one of those “on top of” charges they throw at people with legit CP and not some fake anime woman who’s really 500 years old with her tits out.

 

[GypsyBard]

How'd you find that?

Honestly someone posted it on a different part if this forum and I thought everyone here should get a good look at it

 

[Rekkington]

You reminded me of some sperg who freaked out over copper tone sun screen.
He would call it a gateway to pedophillia and mainstream grooming to pedo acceptance.

You make a great point, cartoon child pornography is just like that sunscreen bottle.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

How much shit will Chris get in trouble for considering his past, will statue of limitations apply to some of the old stuff he got away with

 

[Ruin]

What happens to 14 Brandchild if Barb goes into a home and Chris goes to jail/the psych ward? Can the Chandler's many creditor's seize the property?

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

Any woman in a women's prison is more than capable of fucking CWC's shit up if he tried anything.

So no, they're not going to do that for someone who was only capable of raping an 80 year old semi-braindead senior.

I see a lot of people saying things like this, but all women do in jail is braid each other's hair, eat tamale pie, and watch friends reruns with the closed captioning on. TV has lied to you.

 

[Telemeter]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

They are probably giving him 3 meals, a cleaner bed than he had at home and possibly in isolation, he might just think jail is pretty neat so far.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

When it comes to trans people they and the authorities are both in a difficult spot. You really can't put them with anybody. Put them in a male prison and they'll be assaulted, put them in a female prison and they might assault somebody else (or, lest we forget female criminals are criminals, also be assaulted).

Chris is going to a place with literal Nazis and gang bangers. Let that sink in. These people will rip him the fuck apart. If he's going anywhere it's going to be solitary for a long, long, time.

That and if you've seen the girl episodes of beyond scared straight, most of the women there are overwhelmingly middle aged large, angry women
And the only reason why this happened is because barb is frail and can't physically fight back.
Highly doubt Chris is going to rape any of the women there unless they are severely handicapped, chances are he's going to be pants-shitting scared of them and will waddle away in fear the second one gives him so much as a glare

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Squint real hard at the bottom of that chart and you'll find a link to Title 18 U.S.C. 1466A(b) which makes loli illegal across the United States. This chart was made by a degenerate desperately trying to justify his own degeneracy. Never, EVER take legal advice from some random faggot on the internet (including me). If some degenerate has an interest in their favorite brand of degeneracy being illegal... triple-check everything they say.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I think we're all missing the real tragedy here, they took away his Sonichu medallion.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I do wonder how would the police any information out of Chris. Chris is a person stuck in a delusion. Could they take anything he says seriously?

There are people specifcally trained to interview the mentally ill, children and retarded people. Forensic psychology is a large field. And if you work with protected populations your course work in that field will include how to interview different populations.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

This is surreal, even by Chris's standards. I never thought he would sink this low

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Seriously people, actual trials are rare. We're likely stuck with high-tech, ultra realistic simulations.
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Forget a trial this is how it ends:

 

[I AM FUNNY]

this honestly just sucks because there is documented evidence that his views of a person’s autonomy are extremely skewed. kept touching megan even though she made it very clear on numerous occasions that she didn’t want to be touched. kept touching that one girl (can’t remember her name). has made *many* women uncomfortable online and in person. all women are to him is a conduit for him to get love and affection and then have this daughter he’s weirdly determined to have.

thats why personally i think theyre gonna send him down the second route, which is just as bad if not worse depending on how u look at it. if he's classified as violent and insane he's gonna be grouped up with other mental patients who are violent and insane, unless his vulnerabilities are pointed out he will get chewed up and shat out in days. his one trait which would be useful in this scenario is that he tends not to back down and that would have been great for him in prison, if he was seen as some all powerful raging retard that was gonna lash out in pure sperg rage he probably would have been left alone. if he does something stupid in the looney bin he wont be facing someone who will back down, it would be chris vs a violent and insane man.

alternatively the wacky weirdo asylum could be the best thing for chris, it depends on whether they understand how vulnerable he actually is. its gonna depend on how the prosecution approaches the case at the end of the day, whether they choose to paint him as violent and insane or violent and lucid but i really dont see a happy outcome for chris

 

[ladyhimitsu]

What a spectacle that'll be. A bunch of unfunny weens wearing Chris-Chan shirts, giant pickle suits and Pikachu ears, crowding the courtroom, preparing to yell "JULAAAAAY!!" and "MOTHERFUCKER!!" at risk of being held in contempt of court. And at the head of it all, Ethan Ralph (who is certainly not going to regret being the guy who harassed a retard and tried selling merchandise of a rapist whatsoever,) thinking he has the scoop of the century, with thousands of users, dicks in hand, ready to jerk off as this autist gets sentenced to the electric chair.

But the joke will be on them all when all that happens is ANOTHER FUCKING CONTINUANCE.
Upon which, Ethan's fans turn on him and demand he be crucified, several autistic jackasses realized that they wasted gas money for absolutely nothing, and everybody who was formerly erect and pre-cumming at the thought of seeing Chris-Chan electrocuted on live television to the tune of "Rolling around at the Speed of Sound" suddenly go flaccid and promptly headbutt their monitors in incel rage.


And I will stand there, look down at them, and go: "No refunds."

They are probably giving him 3 meals, a cleaner bed than he had at home and possibly in isolation, he might just think jail is pretty neat so far.

taxation is THEFT REEEEEEEEE