[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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I kind of feel sorry for her parents. This is why I just have a discord handle and this site as my only social medias. So if an idiot relative does something, I won't get weened.

Oh well, this is how the Inquisitor must feel when he realises that the secret super ork strategic manoevers were just the orks being absolute tards.

We had been had by her being a larger tard than we could have imagined.
 
Why are Zoomers so fucking bad at the internet holy shit

also pour one out for all of the office drones at Texas Tech who are almost certainly getting JULAY’DD by weens just as hard as various Virginia law enforcement agencies atm.
pour one out for her parents too because their phones are almost definitely being blown up by weens too
 
A coder/cryptography major? Could this be her? It looks a lot like the girl in the other pictures.

She's a zoomer who heard about some "golden age" of the internet 10-15 years ago and so sought out the rotting husk of 4chan, embracing edgeposting and stale memes without really understanding what board culture was like back in, say, 2008. Could also explain the fascination with Chris.

Spot on. Good god though, 4chan was already a husk by 2008 and anyone who still wanted board culture had jumped ship for 7 or 420 by then, or had graduated to being a lowtax paypig.
 
Hey this story sounds familiar.

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she didnt touch it, she smeared it all over her body and then rolled around the entire internet
While cackling maniacally because she thought being a retard on the internet was some new unique thing, and then just dropping "oh Chris is a rapist nbd, but wait PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

Like bitch wut.
She even had the whole JAWSH IS DA FINAL BOSS LMAO ECKSDEE shit going on.

Bella, you can still make this better. All you have left right now if your dignity. Don't let that be squandered. Come out and be honest with us so that we can really understand. We want to hear your side of the story, but you have to be honest and forthright. The truth will come out one way or the other, but you can still make this right on your own terms.
It's too late, I had to trowel through her cat fetish and someone's fucking porn and even then I was barely scratching the surface.
Equivalent Exchange demands blood.
 
Craziest fucking this about this is there was a period of two days where we thought her name was Kelly Osborn. None of this would have been connected to her IRL name if she cooperated and directed the snoop squad elsewhere. She could've walked away unscathed with just a little bit of guile.
Now we know why she wouldn't verify herself two days in a row, because she wasn't Kelly, She was Isabella and was desperate not to reveal it.
 
Bella, you can still make this better. All you have left right now if your dignity. Don't let that be squandered. Come out and be honest with us so that we can really understand. We want to hear your side of the story, but you have to be honest and forthright. The truth will come out one way or the other, but you can still make this right on your own terms.
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It's all over for Isabella, people be starting troll campaigns on her and her family now that all of this broke. This is essentially Chris-Chan's Revenge deadman switch activating.
 
Craziest fucking this about this is there was a period of two days where we thought her name was Kelly Osborn. None of this would have been connected to her IRL name if she cooperated and directed the snoop squad elsewhere. She could've walked away unscathed with just a little bit of guile.
The further this goes, the more I believe that Bella is the biggest autist involved here.

More than Fiona.

More than Chris.
 
Spot on. Good god though, 4chan was already a husk by 2008 and anyone who still wanted board culture had jumped ship for 7 or 420 by then, or had graduated to being a lowtax paypig.
2008 lowtax paypig
Really overestimating the number of fat obese commie trannys outlooks, my dude. Twitter was around by then.
 
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