Chris has been arrested

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TheRealLowtax said:
Yeah guys what if Barb is just trolling us by creating Chris and faking dementia and she really did consent when she fucked her own son because she's just faking being crazy despite being functionally a senile vegetable (which is totally just an act)
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Barb was Clyde Cash all along

BARB WAS BOB ALL ALONG
 
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I'm guessing the odds of Chris seeing Barb alive again will be pretty low right? Stress like this usually causes people to kick the bucket and considering Barb's age she may actually pass on pretty soon and I doubt (assuming Chris gets a bunch of charges) will be free anytime soon.

His last time seeing Barb was him doing... well... you know what.

*sigh*
 
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Blanche said:
You can be there for 20 years, and they will still be impressed that the 'gaijin' can use chopsticks. If you were not born there, you will never truly be accepted. So many people do not realize this.
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No, you're very much right. There was this youtuber I remember watching, Ryan boundless or something akin to that, and he was a 40 yr old white male living in Japan and making a spew of videos of him complaining about his treatment by Japanese people. In fact, one his most popular video was titled "Don't come to Japan" and it was just him going on about how now matter how well he spoke the language or knew many of the customs, he would always be considered an "outsider" to them. Kinda depressing honestly.


Of course the weebs hated him and the truth.
 
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Day Of The Sword said:
Rape isn't as common anymore in American prisons.
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No, now it's a lot more coercion and manipulation, two things Chris is very susceptible to. Add to this his poor impulse control, and I think he will be sucking dudes off for candy bars in no time. I know some of you think no one in their right mind would have sex with Chris. And you know what? You're right! But as it turns out, there are a lot of people in prison who aren't in their right minds!

Case in point:

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este es el video que conmociono ha muchos, el video del asesino Richard Speck, donde se ve que no siente que estuviera recibiendo castigo.
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Yeah, that's old, but trust, if there's a lifer who liked fat women on the outside, Chris might be as close as he's gonna get.
 
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4Macie said:
Every single news outlet I've seen (youtube channels or articles) call Chris "Chan" throughout the article.

Even Philip DeFranco, someone I thought was more "internet" aware couldn't be fucked to do some digging and realize calling Chris just "Chan" is retarded.

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Philip DeFranco is a good barometer for what internet normies (people who mostly use facebook, browse clickbait articles, and think reddit is edgy) are informed of. For actually getting informed he's pretty useless.
 
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4Macie said:
Every single news outlet I've seen (youtube channels or articles) call Chris "Chan" throughout the article.

Even Philip DeFranco, someone I thought was more "internet" aware couldn't be fucked to do some digging and realize calling Chris just "Chan" is retarded.

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Do they think he is Asian? fucked if I know. Guess it's just oh this seems like a popular topic, video time
 
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